When Roleplay goes wrongDoing my bit to help save the environment by recycling old jokes
Him: "Id like you to be a real authentic, naughty schoolgirl tonight"
Her: "Mmm sure sounds hot darling.
Him: "Whats that?"
Her: "It's a letter from my parents saying I don't have to join in"
Him: "Roleplay tonight?"
Her: "Mmm yes please, Fireman to the rescue I think."
Him: Spends 2 days stuck up a tree dressed as a cat.
Her: "My husband & I love to roleplay"
Her: "Oh really? What do you get upto?"
Her: "Well I pretend to play dead & he pretends to enjoy it"
Her: "Honey tonight I'm dressing up as a sexy builder"
Him: "A sexy builder? Ok - sounds kinda kinky, what should I dress up as?"
Her: "Cement"
Him: "Cement?"
Her: "It takes ages to get hard after being laid. Seemed appropriate"
Him: "I've got 5 different flavoured condoms for tonight darling"
Her: "Oh baby, sounds fun. Why not blindfold me & I can guess the flavour"
Him: "I like your thinking, sure thing"
Her: "Camembert?"
Him: "I've not put it on yet !"