Damn, a dragon queen! hard to top.
Only solution: call on Chuck!!!
As i have his personal phonenumber I call him and tell him about an evil woman terrorising the hill's village.
He always has been a saviour and since he doesn't play in films anymore, he's bored and misses the action.
So it doesn't take a second for Chuck to come over and want to fight the evil queen.
To approach the queen, he drops his sheriff hat and takes the right looks. His first action around the hill pleases the queen of nature and she lets him come to her.
After he played with his charms on her. The beard? the hair? ... who knows why, but she finds him attractive enough to go with him for a sweet cabriolet ride, hair in the wind. That's when Chuck makes his move:
But one punch wouldn't be enough, so he ...
...endlessly. Allowing me to take the hill back again
MY HILL!!!