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I be laughin' hard at this me beauty, cute very cute. Tis clear th' developers be havin' failed t' starboarden th' ship an' set th' top sails wi' me wishes. Envy th' beauty who gets me attention when I step again onto th' deck, t' unsheathe me cutlass. Nay doubt Cat`n Bear be enforcin' some discipline in this matter.

and all this mean!? u must be really drunk, man!   

I think he's practicing for september 19th's "Speak like a pirate day!"

... or maybe he has had too much grog. 

trust me.....the second, dear!

Trust me, Bear knows exactly what he's doing. And if it was grog, he's be in a constant state of intoxication since the pirate suit for girls was released...

I reckon he was practicin' fer this day.

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

*Staggerin' along th' deck wit' a bottle o' rum in me hand* Ahoy steady th' ship... can barely walk here! Umm next was... right!

Wey–hey and up she rises,
Wey–hey and up she rises,
Wey–hey and up she rises,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Arrr, so ye be wantin' t' go to sea an' ye don't be wantin' t' end up in Davy Jones' Locker. Then ye best be learnin' t' be talkin' like a buccaneer.

Fair winds t' ye all this tide, now hoist th' colours an' lets find some real booty here!