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After saying

100 times

STFU
STFU
STFU


and having my  100 drinks at the bar   I say o wtf  Just do it
FOXYROXXY


I jump on the  bar  one beer on my hand and start  dancing




singing


STFU
STFU
STFU


 
Ya this is me !

FOXY ROXXY

tHE New Sheriff in Town!  FOXY
and dancer   

yeehaaww


 ♥ Singing ♥


The Joker - Steve Miller Band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb1TIGvvWWE&nohtml5=False

"The Joker"

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me FOXXY
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

     

Wooo Woooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry BABY
Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time



Come on baby and I'll show you a good time


SHOTS MY GUN OFF 

gun  smoke comes out  I blow it   

yup yup New Sheriff in town..

now who wants the first  body  Friske

looks over and lover and   

Walking into the dimly lit bar on a Saturday afternoon. The place is dead. I see only one or two customers milling around the old oak bar.
"Joe" I call out "Where the hell is everybody?"

The old bartender creeps out from the back room carrying a crate of cleaners and rags.
"Well hey, Kid" He greets me cordialy with a happy smile.

"There's no one here, Joe."
"Well it's summer time. Folks take vacation or spend their free time up at the lake." he tells me.
"But you got booze and air conditioning!" I exclaim
"Yeah well, the AC is kind of on the fritz." He scratches his bearded chin. "You get a mass of people in here, all moving and sweatin' it up, it gets hot in here real quick."

"But I wanted to party, Joe" I whined "and I hate the lake." I said defiantly before turning my back to him and the bar and put my elbows behind me as I leaned against it and pouted.

"Want a drink?" He offered.
"White Russian, I guess." I said in near defeat.
"Out of milk" was all he answered.
"Make it black" now totally disgusted.
 

What a summer...not that it's very hot and sultry, I'm also rushing from one meeting to another. I don't remember when I have been home for more than just to change clothes, pack a bag and off again. But now a miracle has happened - no travel for 2 days. Feels so good!!!
On my way home I have to stop at the bar. It's been a while I could enjoy a drink here and I need to smell the well known scent and to meet my friends. But what's this - as I enter, it's almost empty. Only one unknown couple is there - and andrea. Least one old  friend! She didn't notice me yet and so I sneak behind her. "May I offer a drink?" I ask and smile. She turns around - I'm not sure if she is just surprised to see me or if she can't believe that someone is here at all. "Sure stranger!" She says.

I look at her - then we both have to laugh. "What's wrong here?" "If I'd knew" she says "Old Joe said it's holiday season" "Let's make the best of it!" I tell her and call Old Joe. "2 drinks my old friend" "Hey Lover,nice to see you!"

Andrea gets another white russian, I got a beer and a caipirinha. I llok at andrea, she's wearing a red dress. An idea gets into my mind when I also see the piano. "Hey lady, what about a song?" I ask

Looking at  Lover and tossing back the first Russian.
I sit down at the piano before Lover can say another word. "Lets see if you know this one."
I smile wickedly as inspiration has come to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaUyJyPekJE (piano man)

I play the first cords and tickle the keys as best I can. "Help me out, old man" and slide over making room at the bench.
Then I start to sing new lyrics...

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shufflin in
There’s lover sittin next to me
At the piano thats hotter than sin

He says girl can you play me a memory
Of an Achat sooo long ago
It’s dirty and it’s sweet and I did it 3 deep
When I wore a younger man’s clothes
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the Achat fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a good orgy
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Joe at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free (No he doesn’t he really doesn’t) wink wink
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
And there's no place that he'd rather be
He says, "I believe the heat is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I didn’t have AusWoody’s face"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now old Jayc is a real famous novelist
that only has time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Amy, who's done all the Navy
And probably Army next night
And the waitress is practicing pulling dicks
As the horny men are all watching Stone
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Horniness
But it's better than Wanking alone
Sing us a song you're the ACHAT FAN
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a good orgy
And you got us feeling alright


It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To stare at my rack for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put ones in a jar
And say, "Momma, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the Achat fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a good Orgy
And you got us feeling alright

I haven't finished my last word and andrea already was starting to play. "Lets see if you know this one." she said and of course I just laughed. The great song piano man..I love it. Oh how wonderful...she made her own lyrics. I even loved her version more!

"Sing us a song.." I started to sing and smiled. "Its my turn now. You started a challenge" I laughed and started to play:

Laughing and swaying at Lover's rendition. I'm always loving any song about me.
"That wasn't bad. Not bad at all old man."  sitting back down next to him.  "OK if we are really going to do this..."
 I  fold my hands and push them out backwards, cracking my knuckles and then shake them out before I put fingers to keys one more time.
"Here we go, who doesn't love Neil Diamond" and begin to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5N6iPLrEs


Lovin’ big cocks
Aint no surprise
Just pour me a drink and I’ll open my thighs
Got nothin to lose so you just spread my cuzz
Really wide

Get it real hard
And ready to roll
Don’t leave me alone here with nothin’ to hold
Inhibitions are gone
now all I want is some style

First they say it’s massive
See how it really isn’t
Suddenly you find you’re out there
Playing with a worm
When they don’t really have you
Then they try to grab you
Nothing you can do or say
You’ve got to leave, just get away
We all know its wrong
You need what you need
You can say what you want
Not much you can do when it isn’t real long
Maybe you need some love
But its cold when they haven’t big cocks


First they say it’s massive
See how it really isn’t
Suddenly you find you’re out there
Playing with a worm
When they don’t really have you
Then they try to grab you
Nothing you can do or say
You’ve got to leave, just get away
We all know its wrong

Lovin’ big cocks
Aint no big surprise
Just pour me a drink and I’ll open my thighs
Yesterday's gone
And now all I want is some style.

I clapped her applause. "Great song and better lyrics now" I winked. "Ok, I've got another one" I said. "Hey old joe, dim the lights. All we need is a little spot on us now!" He nodded and turned the switch. "Neil is a great song writer" I tell andrea "and im sure you also like these two guys"
While drinking a big sip of my beer, I look around. I dont know if its our funny music challenge, but there are more guys now - even some familiar faces. From the eye angle i see andrea has noticed it too. We look at each other and smile. Then i begin to play.

Clapping my hands loudly "I loved it, I loved it. Not bad"

I move away from the old piano to the electric keyboard along the wall. "For this one I think we are going to get DARK," I say with foreboding and then smile "just a little."

I play the haunting tune "This one is a cover by Lorde. And then of course a cover by me." I look down in concentration

LORDE - Everybody Wants To Rule The World  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVA6sgOpws


Welcome to ACHAT
There’s no turning back
Even girls like me
We will find You sexy sweet  and so delicious
Just ignore what mother told us
Everybody wants to screw a girl

It's my own desire
Sex straight from the source
Help me to decide
Help me make the most Of freedom
 and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to screw a girl

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding cells in the Ice House far below
When you’re through, I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to screw a girl
Everybody wants to screw a girl
Everybody wants to screw a
A Girl--

I high-five andrea for her great song. I know and like it, but never heard the version from Lorde and of course not her one. "I admit you're beating me" I say laughing. "It's getting harder and harder for me. Hey old Joe, fill our empty glasses!" Then I look at her "But one more I've got. You can be the background choir" Saying this I start to play the piano. "This is an old Drifters song and Bruce's version was fantastic too"

leaving the piano I pick up the acoustic guitar and sit on a high stool.
"I got one more left in me I think." I smile at Lover still sitting at the piano and give a quick strum to check the tuning
"This one is for my Muse, wherever she may be. Whomever she may be"

Slowy I strum that first simple  "D" chord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzC29VwE1A

Lick me tender
Lick me slow
never let you go
You have given orgasms to me
And I lust you so
Lick me tender
Lick me slow
All my holes need filled
For my peaches I lust you
And I always will
Lick me tender
Lick me here
Tell me you are mine
I'll be in heaven all the years
Till the end of time
Lick me tender
Lick me slow
All my holes need filled
For my peaches I lust you
And I always will

Lick me tender
Lick me slow
All my holes need filled
For my peaches I love you
And I always will
Always will

I stand up and step to andrea, hugging her tight "Well done! I had so much fun, but for now I don't know another song. Oh and I think I know your muse, is it a sweet and stubborn redhead? Let's sing a song together now, original lyrics." She's nodding and we go back to the piano.

Old Joe is serving new drinks and I gotta be careful to play the right tunes. "I just start. You sure know the song! Let's just have fun with it without any bad thoughts hahaha" I take on a very old jacket and big funny glasses. Andrea is looking at me, thinking i must be drunken now. Well, she isn't so wrong, but now im doing it because of the song