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The band finishes Billy Jean  and I glance at my girl.  Stone gives me the nod and we spring into action. I jump on the stage and Grab the microphone.

“Hey Brandy I need you up her front and center”

As I speak the dwarfs push up the throne by my side.  Brandy climbs onto the stage suspicious and wary but sits down, wondering what was going on.

Smiling I speak,  “Relax, A little bird told me... Today is your Birthday”
The crowd cheers and  Brandybee smiles and blushes a little.
 I continue, “Well, we have a very special guest to entertain you, a drum roll please”  jcm0824  kindly rolls...
“Ladies and gentlemen I give you ….............Marilyn Monroe!!!!”

The spot light goes to the corner of the stage and there is Old Joe... dressed in a white chiffon dress . Right on cue the dwarfs turn on a fan and Old Joe's dress  blows  up to his waist  revealing his pasty white hairy legs and a way too  small G-string.  He acts all coy  and uses both hands he pushes the dress down the center of his crotch unsuccessfully, pouting his lips sexily.

His feet  are stuffed into white high heel shoes and he is wearing a blonde wig. His whiskers stick out of his pancake makeup, blue eye shadow and thick, black false eye lashes and blood red lipstick.

I toss him the microphone & he catches it deftly.

Taking a few awkward steps , he finds his poise and begins a slow saunter towards the birthday girl.

In a high falsetto voice he begins singing a steamy version of  Happy Birthday.  His breath is panty as he imitates  the famous , slow, sexy ,  Happy Birthday  to you, Marilyn Monroe style.

The crowd roars in laughter.

He slowly moves  closer and closer and leans in to Brandy and shows her he has a shot in the cleavage of his stuffed bra.

Brandy laughing hard,  puts her head close, grips the shot glass in her teeth , throws her head back and downs the shot in one.

Being the ACHAT BAR &  GRILL the shot is Malorts and Brandy gives us all the “Malorts face”  as the bitter foul tasting liquor hits her taste buds and nearly makes her wretch.

The bar breaks out in a loud cheer and she looses the empty glass and it falls to the floor.

Old Joe then presents a cup cake with one candle lit as the band begins to play Happy Birthday again. We all join in to sing Happy birthday one more time.  She takes a deep flamboyant breath and blows out the candle. 

Old Joe kisses Brandy’s cheek, leaving an imprint of rosy lips on her cheek. He then sits in Brandy’s lap to pose for pictures and I give her a dozen yellow roses from the management & bar staff.   

Brandy is clearly touched and stunned by the unexpected gesture

“They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Coz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.”
I sing at the top of my voice with  Freddie's fabulous singing.

When Bear  struts his guitar playing, I scream the loudest and  encourage to show of his skills .
I sing and cheer at Freddie’s encouragement to the crowd.  Top singing, top playing.
The AB&G crowd are arockin’

HB  sings the next song and we all join in the chorus.

“Billy Jean is not my lover
Billy Jean is not my lover
Billy Jean is not my lover”

I am singing my little heart out, enjoying every song that the Cocks N Roses are performing, enthralled at Tango’s & HB’s affections for each other.

As that song fades out,  Jayc suddenly springs to life &  to my bewilderment asks me to centre stage. The dwarfs flurry out on stage carrying a heavy set throne chair. He gestures for me to sit & I do so.

Then all becomes clear as  Jayc proceeds to announce my birthday  , I glance at Lover and narrow my eyes at him. I point my finger and smile letting him know ... you are the culprit huh? 

A drum role brings my back to Jayc and he announces our very own special  Marilyn Monroe. 

And my crazy, lovable ,  head bar tender – Old Joe -, hobbles forward  in his ill fitting high heeled shoes & white dress, make up caked on his face looking like a pantomime Dame .  He looks wonderful & at that moment, I truly love the guy for going to all that trouble for me.

I cry with laughter as one of the dwarfs crawls along the floor with a mobile fan to ensure the skirt lifting look is complete and Old Joe plays coy and sexy trying to push it down, only for him to fail and the skirt flutters up . It reveals white , nobbly,  hairy legs & soooooo sexy G string.

He sexily sings  “ Happy Birthday”  Marilyn style and I watch fascinated. 

He plays to the crowd as they guffaw at his wonderful efforts.   As he moves forward, I notice his breasts are made of stuffed socks and he leans forward offering me a shot glass in his cleavage.

 I nod and smile – it’s the least I can do , after his efforts.  Using my teeth I bury my head in his false cleavage & take the glass in my teeth and knock my head back in one.

Too late, I realise the shot is Jayc’s speciality – Malorts.  “ EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

Its stings, its awful, it causes me to heave, but it is swallowed & gone – the after taste leaving its disgusting mark.

I unclench my teeth and the glass clatters to the floor. A dwarf nearby retrieves it as it rolls towards him.

Old Joe then presents me with a bee coloured cup cake and a lit candle. As the crowd all sing “Happy Birthday”,  I  take a deep breath, puff out my chest & cheeks and blow  the candle out.

Old Joe kisses my cheek, making sure I receive a bright red lip print on my cheek  and a few people take pics of us with the Cocks N Roses in the back ground.

I am truly touched by the gesture.  I wave to everyone and shout Thank You to all involved,

Then the moment is over and The Cocks N Roses begin their next song.

I bite into the cup cake hoping the sugar will take away the dire Malorts.

Thank you every one.  You have made my day.   

After our great version of "Sharp Dressed Man" we get off stage, but the crowed in the bar is still cheering and wanting more, so we head back for a encore and as soon as we walk back on stage the girls are flashing their boobs. With a big smile we start the first encore.

HB is doing her "Billy Jean" song and after she finished Jayc gets on stage and asks Brnady to join him. It's her birthday and he has someone special to sing for her.A person that looks like Marilyn Monroe from a distance is entering the stage. It's Old Joe who does the happy birthday song. When he is finished the whole band kisses Brandy a happy birthday before we go on.

I step forward "Ladies and Gentleman, every good evening must come to a end, and this is the time for us to leave you. But not before we do this final encore for you. It's a song that Lover will sing in both English and his native German, and that fits right in at this place. It's also our way to invite you all to the party backstage when we are done. "

James counts down and then we go with our final song of the evening

Pussy - Rammstein

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByVE0fanoes


As soon Lover starts to sing Sexi jumps back on stage as this is the moment she has been waiting for all evening as i whisperd her the first time she came on stage to wait for this song to get what she wants



By the time Lover gets to the first chorus, Sexi ripped all my clothes off and dropped her down as well. Her touch has made me hard again and with a smile she pulls me to the front of the stage and bends down and pushing her back onto me. With a big smile i start to move in pace with the beat of the song.



Now Jane also jumped on stage and grabs hold of Freddie, pulling his rod out and bending down to let it slide into her



Next to jump up is Blue as she makes her way to James to show off what she got in store for him.



Now more and more girls jump on stage to start the party, i see marilyn found her Lover and with a strong mind he is just able to finish the song

WOW!!!
That was really come show.
 

STANDING OVATION FOR
 THE COCKS N ROSES 

Screams and claps and cheering and whistling and thunderous roars of approval for a successful debut performance by 
 COCKS N ROSES

Tangoracer ,

hentaiboy69,

Mrsexlover - aka Martin,

 jcm 0824  - aka  James,

Freddie

Lover   

and   Bear ....


HIP HIP HORRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Cheering and whistling for the band.  My ear are still ringing from the decible level of the music.  The bar goes dark... sensing my moment, I make my way to the stage... and tap the microphone. 

"Is this thing on?"

"I have a few questions."


"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?"
"Her navel."


"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?"
"Your wife will always blow your bonus!"


"What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?"
"Tug-of-whore."


"Why don't blind people skydive?"
"It scares the shit out of their dogs!"


"Oh... since we're talking about animals...

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Quack!  We haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.''
He calls and asks for some condoms.  The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'
'''Quack no!'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''






"Ooo    ooo   ooo...  I have one more question... this one's not a joke.  Amy... would it be alright with you if we cancelled our relationship as lovers, so I can send you a spouse request?  What I'm asking is...  Would you be my AChat Spouse?  Because baby.... you're the jam in my jelly roll!!"

"AAAWWWWWWW that's sooooo romantic " I'm talking, using my micro. Looking around, trying to find Amy. "Of course, our lovely, sweet and romantic concert had to bring people together and it seems, the next AChat wedding is close. For all who didn't notice it...covems, publisher and chief editor or AChat Tattler, has asked his secretary to be the frog in his tarn."

Aww, big sigh,  clasping my hands to my cheek.   I do like a happy ending...   Looking round for ItsAmy123

Waiting for her answer ..

This is so romantic and Covems is  one special guy,  he has many accolades,  runner up in the Erotic Story Contest 4 ;  part of the management team at the AB&G, he helped build the fire pit,  the wrestling pit, helps out in maintaining the dungeons and the equipment there, is even good enough on occasions to try it out,  ;  the man behind our beloved Newspaper - The Achat Tattler ;  and Master to our delightful 7 Dwarfs and not forgetting he is King of Gagaland.  He even invented the Rum donut machine we are all so fond of.

But most of all, most of all,  he is my dear dear friend ...  Kind, considerate, funny and I love him to bits...

Amy, go catch him girl....   

Firmly seated on my stool at the bar, my jaw is slightly open, my eyes are widened.. and my expression bears the look of utter surprise and shock.

"Would you be my AChat Spouse?" ...

Those words keep ringing in my head, as I stay in a dazed state while my eyes stay fixed on Cove on stage. I don't realize when or how his little dwarfs appear around me.. and start carrying me towards the stage. To me it seems like I'm floating towards the stage, to the man waiting for me... and I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

Stepping onto stage, my eyes get a little teary eyed as I walk towards him. He flashes me a smile.. *Oh that smile..* I think to myself, *Makes me melt on the inside every time*...

As I reach where he's standing.. his arms wrap around me and he whispers, "So whaddya say Sweets? Wanna be mine?"


Not caring who's around.. or who's watching us.. I lock my arms around his neck.. and pull us into a deep.. passionate kiss, as the world seems to slowly evaporate around us.

We all cheer at Amy123's response, Old Joe and myself get busy behind the bar. After much trial and error we have finally concocted a mixed drink to honor our dear friend and coworker............... THE COVEY PRILLA

1 1/2 oz Wild Turkey 101 bourbon
1/2 oz Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
4 oz sarsaparilla (root beer)
Kosher salt for the rim

With Stone and Brandy's help we make pitchers of our creation to celebrate the occasion on the house as always.

With pitchers and glasses at every table the entire bar stands to salute the happy couple

Brandy & I  look at each other and grin after the Covey Prilla pitchers are given out. We quickly speak to the Cocks N Roses.

We gather the dwarfs round the couple, still deeply snogging,  completely unaware of their surroundings.  I grab Jayc  to join in too.

The music  begins to play softly and the dwarfs & jayc begin their harmonies as Brandy, jayc and I sing and dance round the happy couple.
Soon all the bar is softly singing the catchy tune –

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PFKLoWUKPQ

Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Gee, I really love you
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel of love
Spring is here, th-e-e sky is blue, whoa-oh-oh
Birds all sing as if they knew
Today's the day we'll say "I do"
And we'll never be lonely anymore because we're
Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Gee, I really love you
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel of love
Bells will ring, the-e-e sun will shine, whoa-oh-oh
I'll be his and he'll be mine
We'll love until the end of time
And we'll never be lonely anymore because we're
Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Gee, I really love you
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel of love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Goin' to the chapel of love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Fade]
Goin' to

The couple are still snogging, as we all cheer  and  raise our glasses to the happy couple. “  Covems  and Amy. “

Brandy looks at me & bursts out laughing, when I whisper,  “ I bet there’s no onion breath and snot in that one “ 
“ And no Malorts either “   She whispers back.

I then look perplexed , "  Hey,  Amy's panties are missing!!  and mine are too!!  "

Standing close with Marilyn, we're watching Amy - she's really surprised, but now she's running up to stage, jumping into covems arms...
"Yes YES YES!!" we hear her screaming

Seems we're having next wedding party here very soon...YEAH! I love a good party and look forward to it.
Notice jayc and Old Joe behind the bar, mixing a new cocktail. After a few minutes they smile, they have got it. Everyone gets a drink (hm, does jayc pay as its stones birthday or does, as usual, covems have to pay?).
I don't think about it any longer, as stone and brandy are calling the Cocks'n'Roses. No question we agree with their suggestion and just few seconds later we're back on stage.

The lads start to sing "Goin' to the chapel". After a few seconds of gentle tunes we start our own rock version and everybody is singing with us.

We just finished as stone and Amy are looking for something...I suddenly laugh, noticing they are missing their panties. A thief? A joke? Or was it TKB, still on his mission to get all panties of AChat village?

"Hey" I look to Marilyn "do you still have yours?" I grin...