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The image of the bar is hot , hot , very hot and unfortunately I have to leave in a few hours . The ship's horn will sound , and I will walk out the door in just a few hours for a season.

I walk into the bar and see a table with Karen and Lena , embraced, I approach them and hug them , I can feel the love and affection between them, and not want to leave without giving my full support to my soul mate, what needs like karen , who will take much care  of our Lena.

After i see the Incredible Hukk, and give him a "friendly" campion by getting me wet : P " never change my friend " ... Brandy , who is with us, laughs as she savor every sip of her tea , but that will change mug for a mug of beer " we are celebrating Brandy ," I say , as the three laughed and laughed . Jayc has a new beer in their hands Brandy .

I see Foxy and Lover and make good partner, Tango sitting with Karen and Lena, and Mrsexlover like me , smile for the environment. Those who know this bar for the last time, we sometimes like to see how you lose control and fun is high .

I approach Tomi , which is next to HGO , "Hi friend, allow me a moment with HGO " took her by the hand and we all head to a secluded spot , listening to music MUSE sounds " im feeling good" and hug her , gently , tenderly caressing her naked back under the jacket that I just put on top.

We started dancing, sticking our bodies, our eyes are stuck in our eyes, no words, no need, my hands caress her back gently with the tips of my fingers as my lips brush his cheek from his earlobe to the corner his lips, barely grazed.

I can also feel his hands running and stroking my back, my cheek, and my head, I can feel his love for me, and I like that, as I feel my chest sticking to her, and our hearts beating in rhythm.

We started dancing , sticking our bodies, our eyes are stuck in our eyes , no words , no need , my hands caress her back gently with the tips of my fingers as my lips brush his cheek from his earlobe to the corner his lips , barely grazed, word stopped around us, is a stunning feeling, a good moment .

"Honey , I miss you again, but remember that back" I whisper in her ear as our embrace becomes harder and harder , letting my hands fall by her waist and sticking more and more her body to mine . " We smile , and give us a kiss.

The music is over, and we kept dancing and dancing , feeling our bodies and hands glued lost in fondling the other, the aroma, the passion , the love, the love you feel. I pull back my lips to his ear and whispered "........ " after the hug , drawing her hips to mine, and with a smile , I step back and go to the bar , and hold his hand. Old Joe ask two shots of tequila with salt and lemon. I put salt in HGO 's neck , and then spend my tongue to taste ,slowly ... drink tequila and lemon placed between his lips, rip it with a passionate bite. Then she repeated the operation, putting salt in my neck and lemon on my lips.

We give a warm embrace, and smiled. I look back and still see as the bar increases its atmosphere, is a good place, no doubt, to come away, I wonder where Terri and Pookie will walk, sure fit well in the bar right now: D

Without moving the bar, ask for a pint of Old Joe, I sit and watch while every sip I see as time goes, my time is over, but as you all know, I will back.

Thank you Tomi for taking care of this alcohol infested body. This place is great. The party is wild and the people here are good, but I need to go home to sober up. Foxy and Lover, here, a bottle of champagne for your future luck. Denisee and Brandybee, kisses to you. All who I haven't named, hope to see you soon again. Tomi, you are a great friend! And finally HGO, thanks for beeing who you are. Bye.

I sip my champagne, clinking glasses with all the girls waiting impatiently for the Famous Forum Three to open their performance and begin the greatly anticipated strip for the girls.

Brandybee suddenly spurts some bubbly champagne in my direction as mrsexlover announces the three dancers for the evening and they suddenly appear as the sexy “Three Stooges”

I burst out laughing as I spy Jayc’s new Moe hair cut.  He  looks strange but his good looks carry the wig off to perfection.  My heart beat thuds as I admire his wonderful attire.
Then I look at the two handsome men with him. Tango dressed as Curly, has some wonderful pink boots to die for and Lover the Larry, looks amazing with his hair shaved at the front. I hope that’s a wig too, otherwise he will look strange for a week or two!

The music begins and each of the guys begin a comic and strip routine. We are soon roaring with laughter and screaming at the sexy dance moves.
Tango jumps in front of Brandy and  grinds his pelvis and thonged cock in her face. She is well and truly “Tangoed”  I hear her chuckle and the sound of a soft kiss before he moves away.
“Way to go Tango”   I yell, thoroughly enjoying that strong rippled body of his.

Lover is next to peacock around,  showing of his bulging muscles and jumping down to allow the front row of girls to fondle him.  He eventually stands in front of me and Brandy and allows us to undo his trousers.   I  help him of course, admiring his taut abdomen muscles.
He pulls them off to reveal a wonderful red thong and returns to the stage.

Jayc is next and he wiggles and writhes to the music.  He is full of rhythm and oozing sex appeal. I sigh as I watch his magnificent body ripple and sway.  He too jumps down and I search in my purse for a dollar and push it in his bulging thong, allowing my fingers to brush against him, under the firework he has packed inside. I giggle as I read the writing on it  “Big Bang”

The crowd are screaming and laughing, encouraging the sexy dancers for more fun and frolics.

Suddenly as they near the end of their routine, the dwarfs appear spreading seltzer bottles and cream filled flans amongst the tables and take a trolley full onto the stage.

Then follows mayhem and chaos.  The “3” stooges pick up some flans and throw them at each other, some land, some miss and land in the audience.

Before I know it I have been “Flan flunged”  and sprayed with the fizzy water in the seltzer bottles.

Not to be out done, I fling some flans and pies and soon the bar is erupting in one big cake throwing contest.  It’s fun and fabulously messy and the cream tastes quite nice. I lick my lips clean.

White fluffy goo is soon on everyone’s clothes, faces and hair.

I suddenly feel someone's arms around my waist and am thrust towards Jayc who catches me as  I stumble into him.  “Hey baby,”  I greet him and lick a glob of cream off his nose.  We both turn to see who pushed me and start laughing.

It was mrsexlover. He grins at both of us and then grabs Brandy and starts to suckle the cream off her breasts.

Hukk has dived into the middle of some pies, and comes out smiling, waving to Zoeriink and Cutiguy who has just walked into the mayhem.  Jayc and I notice their clean faces but not for long. 
“Hey guys, glad you could join us”  and we promptly wack them in the face with a full flan. “Welcome to the AB&G “   We  high five each other and get down to the serious business of flinging more flans.
Zoerink and Cutiguy start giggling and immediately fire back.

“Splat”   Tomi85 gets it on the forehead.
“Pow”  Tom_Hardy gets one on the nose
“ Kepow”  FoxyRoxxy gets one on the head
“Smak”  HGO gets one on the head
“Thud”  Lover gets one on the back
“Shmak”  Hukk gets one on his cheek
“Whoosh”  Tango gets one on his bare butt
“Bong”  mrsexlover gets one on the back of his suckling head
  “Clunk”  denisee40 gets one on the side of her face
  “ Plonk!” Lydiarose gets one in the shoulder
“Zonk”  Freddie gets a full facial
"Pfffffffffftttt"   HB gets one on the chest

It’s a pure, disorderly, but good natured mass of confusion and free-for-all. Chuckles and giggles and high fives are heard as each pie hits its target and reciprocated in kind.

I look at Jayc and cheekily push a pie down the front of his thong and grab a selzer bottle and spray him down there too. His face is a picture as he feels the fizz and rush of the liquid on his cock.
He pulls a face and starts inching towards me -  “ Now, now Jay, you know I love you “ I try to placate him.  And quickly bolt behind Brandy as he throws a flan
“Splatttt “  It  lands right on her face. Mrsexlover still seems oblivious as his head is still buried in her cleavage!

I quickly duck behind Tom_Hardy and Zoerink.   “You can’t leave yet guys, the fun has  just begun”  I tell them both.
“I have to, the sea beckons” Zoerink answers and kisses me on the cheek, “I will be back”

I grab Tom_Hardy’s arm, “Quick, lets hide with Old_Joe behind the bar, he has some hidden flans for ammo” I giggle at him. “Plus the dwarf army”  I add as I see the dwarfs and Old Joe standing behind the bar, flinging the flans at the crowd and then ducking down in fabulous, co-ordinated moves.

"What the hell is going on here?" I scream as our dance suddenly changes to a big pie fight. Before I notice what's happening...SSSSSSSSMMMAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK Im hitten straight in my face


"Ok, attack is best defense!" I think to myself and get some cakes, throwing them to everyone i see.


"Where is Roxxy? Is she save?" I look around and see her behind the bar, together with Old Joe, stone, Tom_Hardy and dwarf amy. I run to her, jumping above the counter and throwing myself on her. "Ebverythings fine honey?" "UUURRGGGHHHH" She moans..."everything was fine until you hit my stomach". Ups... sorry babe.
Suddenly we hear zoerinks voice "Um...so guys. I'm leaving. Have fun with your pie throwing battle." This place of war is a place of peace and love within a second. Were all waving, wishing him a great time and hoping he will be back soon. I see some of the girls having a tear in their eyes and even we tough guys are swallong... "Lover" i hear my inner devil talking to me "This is not a place of sorrow and right now its a place of madness... look around, they all dont move, they all are perfect targets!" I grin devilish...YYEEAAAAHHHHHH

"Right..so where were we..." I say. "Right...pie war. CONTINUE!" I scream and start throwing each pie i can get. I hit mrsexlovers face, just as he noticed he is very close to Brandy... i laugh out so loud about his surprised face that i dont notice a pie is flying straight to me.
WWWUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH   Ive been hitten so hard that i fell down. Roxxy looks at me, frightend and shocked. "Are you ok baby?" I shake myself, look at her and smile "Of course honey. I just got us some pie..are you hungry?" I wipe some cream of my nose and let her suck it of my finger... "mmm" she says.."I want more" she comes closer and we deeply kiss, laying on the floor behind the bar...

Ole Joe's  bar bunker has the upper hand, once again I have under estimated the dwarfs having kept most of the flans for themselves. Ammo running low its time to make alliances with some of the warring factions.

Zoerinks departure is the lull I was waiting for. With Stone's cover fire I run, slip and slide belly first to Hukk's  make shift bunker.  Joe spotting my dash orders the dwarfs to bombard the area. I yell over the din of battle.

“Hukk! If we continue fighting with flans this will drag out for hours and cost many lives, it time for the nuke option” I  scream.

Hukk looks at me puzzled but urges me to continue.

Spotting a compact mirror on the floor I grab it as Hukk hands me a pie spatula, using flan goo I fashion an observation tool. I scan Joe's strong hold and the surrounding area.

Bringing down the mirror I draw a map with flan goo.

“Alright Hukk, our only hope is the pudding hose,but we have to act fast, no doubt the enemy is thinking the same thing”

Hukk nods

handing Hukk two full seltzer bottles, “ Stone will lay down covering fire but you have to make it to that hose, our lives depend on it.”

shaking my hand Hukk says  “If I don't make it  write my family.”

and with that Hukk charges out under a hail of flans.

“Gods speed Hukk  gods speed”  I whisper 

As me and Hukk changed we said he goes left I go right and try get as many people all pied and hosed up as we can. 

So I quickly rushed behind the bar and tried to find some left over pies that i could grab and luckily there were two nice ones on the edge of the bar so I grabbed em and there was a perfect target!
 HGO bending over with her head in Tomi's lap which actually looked quite hot *naughty thought* so i threw for the fences... unfortunately one landed on the dead panda which was kinda sad but the other made it to the designated target and hit HGO right on the butt.   

Was kinda pleased with that shot and hid behind the bar right after I took  another sip of my beer  hoping nobody spotted me. 

Its utter confusion as cream pies fly through the air, everyone has the remnants of cream on their body somewhere.  It’s a free for all, although some groups are starting to get more organised and forming alliances.

Stone has managed to get behind the bar counter with Old Joe and the dwarfs. They are flinging pies in a well co-ordinated Mexican wave using the bar for cover as they duck down.

More pies land on my face as I try ducking and then I feel my dress being pulled down to my waist and my ample boobs popping out. I wipe the cream from my eyes and realise its mrsexlover licking around my nipples.
“Had cream really got there through my dress?” I wonder but the next second his hands and another pie landing on the back of his head ensure they are well and truly splattered.
His naughty tongue makes it difficult to concentrate. I feel the gentle tug on each nipple as he suckles and then the heat of his tongue exploring my cleavage. My body responds and I moan as he “Motorboats” cheekily. He rapidly shakes his face in a side-to-side motion in my cleavage accompanied by his yells. This results in the sound that is created similar to an outboard boat motor. The vibrations are somewhat pleasant but now is the time for battle not for hard sex.

I grab his hair, yanking his handsome face from my tits and kiss him on the lips. At the same time, I deviously feel for a fully topped creamed flan and push it straight in his face. He is totally creamed, Then I see his cheeky tongue poke through, wipe his lips clean and a big grin emerge.

My attention is drawn to Pachi the Panda, faithfully trying to get to Stone. She is in full throttle pie flinging and one accidently hits him,   “ Play dead “  I yell and Pachi dutifully falls to the floor and appears lifeless. Stone is beside herself in remorse.
I crawl to him and scratch his ear, he groans in joy and then begins a slow but deliberate belly crawl towards the bar to seek sanctuary from the flying cream overhead and to his beloved Stone.
“He’s ok” I yell to Stone who immediately cheers up, encouraging Pachi to reach her and then firing again on Jayc & Hukk.

I fling some pies to protect his path and he finally makes it to his destination, safe with the dwarfs.

I see Hukk go for the store room and wonder what his plan is. I soon find out when I see him with the giant pudding hose, firing out the remaining grape jelly around the room, obliterating all the different fighting factions.

Most stop in fallen surprise. The whole bar is covered in cream and grape jelly dripping from all the furnishings and people are drenched in gloop.

I stand up and get globbed by him and then Bluedenim from head to foot, and then the flow slows and the hose droops reminding me of a an overexcited guy, totally spent and his weapon, nothing more than a wimpy lettuce. 
 
Blue grins at me, kisses me on the cheek and quickly heads for the shower. I chuckle as she is still totally naked from her earlier exploits in the pit.

Hukk, CutieGuy, Stone and Jayc are high fiving each other and congratulating each other on a fight well fought.

Lover, FoxyRoxxy, HGO, Freddie , Tangoracer, HB, Tom_Hardy, Loverboy71, Tomi85, denisee40, lydiaRose are standing and look comical with jelly and cream oozing and dripping on them. All are beaming and chuckling at the fun of  a battle well fought.

“Ahem” I suddenly clear my throat with authority.  A silence slowly befalls the room as suddenly they see the carnage around them for the first time.

I point at each little fighting faction.  “ Cleaning detail “  I give each a section of the bar to clean and place a dwarf in charge of each one.

“I want this place, spick and span before Covems returns,  I don’t want him to even suspect the fun we have had here today”

They all nod in understanding.  “Covems and I like the place ship shape and besides, after that’s done,  Tango and Freddie's birthday parties can continue into Valentine’s day”

“Yeahhhhh”  a cheer sounds around the bar and quickly get down to business of clean up, eagerly grabbing mops, buckets and cloths from the dwarfs.

I grab hold of Dopey and tell him to take some pics with his camera for the bar album, especially the three semi clothed stooges and bluedenim, pookie, terriC and mesexlover in the shower.

Covems, Amy and Bear will want to see those when they get back!!

*pokes his head in and looks around*

While I'm blushing slightly from the kiss, I look at the mop and back to HGO "gee....thanks"  -_-