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Louna
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« #30 : September 27, 2009, 08:58:20 AM »
Ok

Louna the Morbid Girl
Have fun at the cemetery ;-)
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« #31 : September 27, 2009, 12:49:21 PM »
Quote from: dannyello on September 27, 2009, 08:21:33 AM
  Invisible man? :D I am a invisible man. :o

do you mind if i ask you a question?
 are you a twelve year old kid?
i just can't imagine a more or less intelligent adult posting crap like yours...
i mean not that i'm not enjoying reading it - it's always a great fun because it's so absurd and makes so little sense that it makes me laughing my ass off for minutes.

and btw, the female #1 in your "TOP" post is a guy in real, somebody who admitted it months ago and still returned to using that account again ...
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« #32 : September 27, 2009, 02:44:46 PM »
  Topic is "Humor in chat".Humor is of many kinds:language,situations,absurd,burlesque,etc.I alternated some types of humor here.      No.1"LADIES" is a guy in real ? No matter.His picture was the best in section "LADIES"(is my opinion).A little joke:IT was the prettiest girl of the guys.(or viceversa?).Anyway:Congratulations for the picture. :-* ;)
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« #33 : September 27, 2009, 03:33:10 PM »
lmao
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« #34 : September 28, 2009, 08:49:01 AM »
 For LOUNA:My next pseudonym will be-"SB&NS"(Silvio B & Nicholas S). :D
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« #35 : September 28, 2009, 01:02:43 PM »
Ok

Louna the Morbid Girl
Have fun at the cemetery ;-)
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« #36 : September 29, 2009, 10:06:11 AM »
  In topic "TOP",Sandy( at last picture)has small horns and partner testicles black. :D ;)
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« #37 : September 29, 2009, 11:43:55 AM »
yeah well you have 1 tooth and a small thingy that girls go :o when they see it and  ::) there eyes because it feels like a itch during sex with you
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« #38 : September 30, 2009, 04:31:48 PM »
   You could much more. ;)
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« #39 : September 30, 2009, 05:58:16 PM »
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude  problem.

9. You're adding chocolate  chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1.  The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday
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« #40 : September 30, 2009, 09:14:08 PM »
   Yes,is more better;first pictures is  very nice.Much more. ;)
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« #41 : October 03, 2009, 02:31:44 PM »
Hey all just thought I would stop bye and say hi  nad leave a joke on my way out

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN

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« #42 : October 05, 2009, 05:45:05 PM »
 :D :D :DDannyello published TOP(Beauty)and Sandy published TOP NEGATIVE;Dannyello is bad and Sandy good? :D :D :D :-*
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« #43 : October 05, 2009, 05:56:52 PM »
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

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« #44 : October 05, 2009, 06:00:16 PM »
Quote from: dannyello on October 05, 2009, 05:45:05 PM
:D :D :DDannyello published TOP(Beauty)and Sandy published TOP NEGATIVE;Dannyello is bad and Sandy good? :D :D :D :-*
      GO ON. It's good.
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