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You get your privacy, and so much of it you get ignored by everybody and nobody is ever going to come near you again till you die of loneliness

I wish my boss would give me a raise

It will, but you get paid so much less you have to take a second job that's much harder then doing the route you had before.

I wish my computer would stop acting up

Poof it stops acting up... by going down...and crashing

I wish  I could shake this cold.

You put on the fireplace and it feels too hot you go out when the door shuts behind you and you get locked outdoors  in the freezing cold nite

I wish someone passes by Bear to pick him up

Pips my horn and a shivering Bear jumps in,  " I'll soon warm you up baby"

I wish my Christmas were all written out and posted.

Pips my horn and a shivering Bear jumps in,  " I'll soon warm you up baby"

you were supposed to corrupt the wish Brandy, but cant blame ya 

We have an agreement, he corrupts me LOL

Still wishing my Christmas cards were written out and posted ...

... and they are, just a couple of hours before the post office people go on strike and one of the strikers gets so mad because his pee break has been cut from 30 minutes to 29 minutes that he decides to take it out (literally)  on your xmas cards so all the names and addresses are smudged and when eventually they do go back to work no one knows where they are to go so they flush them down the toilet (to add insult to injury).

I wish I was in Dixie

You do,... it is a  one eyed, three legged, mangy and suffers from delusional pride of its forefathers having won the Iditarod. while  having achieved nothing on its own. It tend to snap at people who point this fact out. (Never give a quackerbacker a chance to put down the huskies/// American football reference for you Europeans)

I wish the rains have already passed and sunny days lie ahead.

It happens...and for the next month you only have sunshine.. everything is getting dry and its hot as hell...

I wish my football team wins match today

Whats your football team? probably, have a lost in the last minute... but...

I hope today lovers football team wins

His team trails... by four goals with 15 minutes left to the match... but his  power goes out...

Lover does not see the greatest comeback in hisr teams history they win by one... all miraculous shots.

I wish for an inspiring thought for my ice house post.

Oh, thats no problem as long as they win

You get an inspiring idea which is so great, that you cant stop writing. Your post is more than 6 pages long and everybody is amazed reading it. But also scared, as nobody ever will do a great post like this - they all stop writing and the thread is dying.

I wish i could see The Beatles live