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Thank you Stone and likewise ;-)

Id take the challenge ....what if i gave you and Jayc tickets to a fine restaurant

Quote from: AusWoody on June 09, 2015, 07:49:38 AM

i would slap the smile from your face



what if this police woman strip searched you?

You'd slap the smile from my face?... Hell why ? And I'd slap you straight back ... 

NO not you ame i was posting to wolfs post  i slap the smile  from HIS face  lol

Thank you Stone and likewise ;-)

Id take the challenge ....what if i gave you and Jayc tickets to a fine restaurant

Then, I'd use it as an excuse to buy a new dress and for Jayc to dress in his sexy Tuxedo mmmm

What if the fine restaurant was at the AB&G and open for all.   Would you dance and sing on stage?

not likely  lolol  to busy throwing out the drunks

what if i gave you a get out of jail card would you play up?

You are in a playful mood today I see  lol.

Maybe I can bribe Tango and mrsexlover already without the need for the "get out of jail card...  lol

I'll put it in my wallet though just in case.

What if I dare you to enter the AB&G contest and give you the mic?

Id do it but make sure you walked up on stage with me ....Im a little shy ..ish ...

What if you saw a spider on the wall would you harm it ?

Never, I'd get a glass & post card, carefully catch it & put it in the garden. 

I'd also clap joyously to see you on stage.

What if I get a load of tickets for the Song Contest in the AB&G, would you accept one?

Exactly what id do ...:-)

yes id accept one and thank you ...

would you have a beer with me at the bar ?

Sure,  Don't forget it goes on Covems tab 

Cheers everyone.

What if  I get the Yard of Ale glasses out? 

Lol ... I'll try to remember ..

If you got the yard Ale glasses out I'd be drunk on half of one ... I'd need a strong pair of arms to hold me up .... WAIT ... I'll take 2 ! 

What If I got up on stage a little tipsy and stripped ... would you cheer me on? or cover me up and help me down ?

mmmmm Difficult one ... Not ...

 Being the gentleman that I am  I'd cover you up and take you home. Then I'd let you strip for just  me.

What IF I gave you the the song that would make you a star overnight ....

I'd probably pass it on to someone with more confidence to sing it ...


What if I gave you an headache ..lol

I'd take something for it and smile ...

What if I gave to you the gift of second sight ?

Id rectify any mistakes I might make in advance ..to make sure I dont get anything wrong ...

what if I gave you just 24 hours to pick the perfect romantic gift for YOUR Lover

The perfect romantic gift for my lover would an evening walking with wolves, then after meal and champagne  in the hotel......

What I gave you  two tickets to go white water rafting?