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I should have shut off my Yahoo Messenger!!

I did such a good job writing this ad, that I sold it to myself.

I just ordered one... in black   


The Sqweel 2

 

The world's best oral sex simulator for women just got even better! Sqweel 2 features a wheel with 10 lapping silicone tongues, 3 powerful speeds, 30% more power and a new reversible mode and flicker function for incredible, sheet clenching orgasms every time.

   
    Product Description

    This upgraded oral sex simulator features all-new functions, a compact and slick case and a 10 tongue wheel made from the smoothest of silicone. Its reverse functionality allows you to switch the direction of the tongues and a flicker setting rocks the wheel back and forth for out-of-this-world sensations.

    All of Sqweel's settings are customizable with 3 scrumptous rotation speeds, giving you a whopping 9 different options to explore.  Have an orgasm with each one!

    Apply lashings of top-quality water-based sex lube to yourself and the wheel of tongues for extra slippery play, then lay back, enjoy the wicked sensations and get ready for the big “O”!
    Key Features:
        Innovative oral sex simulator with 30% more power than the original Sqweel
        10 silicone tongues spin at 3 powerful speeds
        Reversible wheel for varied pleasure
        Flicker function for intensified stimulation
        In a compact, travel-friendly case
Available in white or black.

It's an automatic stamp licker, right?
For the office.   

I actually thought they were bringing back Hubba Bubba, when I first saw the pink.



Way to raise my hopes Pookie.

Confession: I have an über crush on Ellen's gardener, Nick

I actually thought they were bringing back Hubba Bubba, when I first saw the pink.



Way to raise my hopes Pookie.

That simply brings back memories of a cunnilingus experiment that went horribly wrong.

MAAAY BEEE   

Do I have to confess the whole story? 

okay, okay..

Confession: Yes it was back in the days of thick thatches, I had met her at a bar. She was drunk, I was drunk, she was horny, I was drunk and horny. I had popped in some bubble gum in a silly attempt to cover my breath for the short drive back to dorm, never bothering to get rid of it when things escalated fast and furious. It was a time when I was still experimenting on my tongue craft, and I had a stupid idea of trying to blow a bubble inside her.

Didn't work

So I just went back to business and pushed her to the point of the coupe degrade...the finishing touch when I had another stupid idea of popping a bubble on her clit. A small one... the type that snaps out quick and hisses out in a puff. She was ready to cum... had her fingers already laced in my long curly locks. I was drunk misjudged... the small bubble puffed out quick and large. I tried to pull back, but she orgasmed... hard, yanked me in to grind on my face, The bubble popped/collapsed... I don't know anything other than she was rubbing my face in it... since I had been pulling back she had launched me bit off target, more into her pubic hair than.

Gum was everywhere, clumped in my mustache, in her pubes...such ended the great bubble gum experiment. She was not a happy camper.