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Quote from: AusWoody on November 24, 2014, 08:30:58 AM

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seriously..........bend down and get ready for some hard spanking, guys!

No matter if you spank them or not, we all should be happy woody has learned to read 

I bit my tongue and it really hurt... look
 
munk  mit  murps   lol

Tried to take a nap after a long trip and overslept... missing a date by several hours.

Tried to take a nap after a long trip and overslept... missing a date by several hours.

ouch!  but you must have needed the sleep.

Me, attempting to read a very very dull legal transition plan when I'm in an extremely silly mood.  Then attempting to email others about it the day before Thanksgiving and receiving 20 out of office messages.

Just spent 10 minutes waiting for a Kettle to boil,  followed by a further 5 minutes deliberating with myself about the pro's & cons of  buying a new kettle.

Turns out switching it on at the plug speeds the whole process up.

Can we switch today "Off & On" & start again?

Tried to take a nap after a long trip and overslept... missing a date by several hours.

*Chuckles* Happens to the best of us Actually happened to yours truly quite a few times earlier this year. Don't be hard on yourself

No matter if you spank them or not, we all should be happy woody has learned to read 

Trying to explain to Lover what a sense of humour is!!!!

  mmhh lets see i woke up.just another day lol.should have stayed asleep.hugs kiss

                                                      As Albert said  that's what I did    

Was walking out of Sam's Club (member's only big box store if you're not American) and thought it was odd that there was not only music in the parking lot, but that it was Norah Jones and not christmas music, thought they had new speakers out there or something.  Anyway, I keep looking around for the speakers all the way back to my truck, then notice when I get into my truck it seems like it's being piped right into my stereo.  I was so confused I even started thinking about how drive-in movie theaters used to pipe sound into your car stereo..

Anyway, when I finally went to move my purse, I noticed the music was coming from it.  Apparently, my purse decided to turn on the Pandora app (internet radio for those outside of the US, AUS and NZ).  And I felt like a total asshole for not realizing it right away.  Already said it once today, but just call me Scarecrow.