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« #75 : November 01, 2015, 02:05:41 PM »

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« #76 : November 02, 2015, 01:15:42 PM »

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« #77 : November 03, 2015, 01:31:52 PM »

As a woman of a certain age...

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« #78 : November 04, 2015, 06:47:40 AM »

A bit from a favorite poem today.  Oh I have cherries, but not A Cherry ;)  You can guess what they are.



 
Cherry Time by Robert Graves.
 
CHERRIES of the night are riper   
  Than the cherries pluckt at noon   
Gather to your fairy piper   
  When he pipes his magic tune:   
        Merry, merry,           5
        Take a cherry;   
        Mine are sounder,   
        Mine are rounder,   
        Mine are sweeter   
        For the eater           10
        Under the moon.   
  And you’ll be fairies soon.   
 
In the cherry pluckt at night,   
  With the dew of summer swelling,   
There’s a juice of pure delight,           15
  Cool, dark, sweet, divinely smelling.   
        Merry, merry,   
        Take a cherry;   
        Mine are sounder,   
        Mine are rounder,           20
        Mine are sweeter   
        For the eater   
        In the moonlight.   
  And you’ll be fairies quite.   
 
When I sound the fairy call,           25
  Gather here in silent meeting,   
Chin to knee on the orchard wall,   
  Cooled with dew and cherries eating.   
        Merry, merry,   
        Take a cherry;           30
        Mine are sounder,   
        Mine are rounder,   
        Mine are sweeter.   
        For the eater   
        When the dews fall.           35
  And you’ll be fairies all.   
 
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« #79 : November 05, 2015, 02:41:22 PM »





psst achat:  A little more room to write these jokes in would be appreciated...I'd like to add a couple of words to today's!
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« #80 : November 06, 2015, 10:36:27 AM »

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« #81 : November 07, 2015, 09:29:21 AM »

Bill Nye the Science Guy....some of you Americans that are a bit younger than I, may be a bit disturbed to hear Bill Nye speaking of sex.  Me, I found it a riot, but admit, had it been Mr. Wizard, my childhood memories would be uncomfortable.  For those non-Americans, Bill Nye is a scientist who had a children's television show about science.  And here he is talking about why we are soo damn horny all the time!  But,  I have a confession, this bow tie! mmmmm *fans self*  I have a thing for em.

Must see, just to see Bill Nye say that he's horny!
https://youtu.be/TgOJ-j0N__0

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« #82 : November 07, 2015, 09:41:12 AM »

Oh yes, Bill Nye the Science guy....know him from the Big Bang Theory lol  ;D

Note to myself: You can NOT kill people just because they're stupid :p
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« #83 : November 08, 2015, 06:36:04 AM »

I saw the photo of the woman next to the deflated Donald Trump blow up doll and was inspired to write today's sex position!  (photo is in the collage)



Sadly, the little speech bubble I have in the collage is an actual quote from Trump to a female in the boardroom on his tv show.

Not getting into politics though!  Just a man who's great to make fun of.
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« #84 : November 10, 2015, 03:24:29 AM »

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« #85 : November 10, 2015, 06:46:37 PM »

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« #86 : November 10, 2015, 10:25:08 PM »

A bit serious today.  For Armistice Day/Veteran's Day



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