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So I guess I'll have to imagine rubbing yours in when you cum huh, bummer.  Oh well back to the idea drawing board.

Well if were all talking about the physics of jizz, I think they should update that as well. I for one have never been able to cum on a woman's face in a perfect strait line. You know what I mean?

Ah, but that's all computers can think in. I mean to the computer you've got point A the genitalia, and point B the face. If various positions on the partners body were numbered then a random number generator could change the point B in relation to A... but I wouldn't want to have to program it.

And Sinnnn my fluids are yours to play with as you wish. 

I would like to see my cum not in drops, but in little red hearts. It is soo romatic, to see hearts all over the body of your lover

Lover? If you are ejaculating little red hearts I'd highly recommend seeing your physician. 

I can't picture that.  Its kind of creepy.  How bout just throwing heart sharp fetti?

You wanna see my physician cum Janine? I can't show you but let me say: Similar to big red hearts

sinnnn, I don't know what you mean; are you talking about confetti?

Yes, Lover I am.    Fetti away. 

And I thought the little red hearts were disturbing enough... still Lover, what happens when you are told to turn your head and cough is between you and your Doctor. 

It'd be disturbing if it was little red hearts in his cum.  Now i say put a bucket of fetti by the bed an all is calm.  But really when that does happen Lover, take Janine's advice. 

"Doctor, Doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning?"

Is a doc here? Or a friendly nurse?

Ummmm ejaculating little red hearts, and experiencing a burning sensation? 

ROTFL 

Is that sexually transferrable?
I'd hate to see an outbreak of that around here... 

Please know this is all in fun Lover. I'm sure you do, but I wanted to say the words.