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HisGirlOnly
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« #960 : January 31, 2014, 12:00:00 PM »
really? omg mine to  :D

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« #961 : January 31, 2014, 12:22:42 PM »
lol.....that's really a nice coincidence!  :D
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« #962 : January 31, 2014, 12:34:01 PM »

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush   

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« #963 : February 01, 2014, 12:16:11 AM »
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?


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« #964 : February 01, 2014, 01:43:08 AM »

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?




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Later, Space Cowboy
« #965 : February 01, 2014, 10:00:26 AM »
*writes down all these pick up lines*



Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!
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« #966 : February 01, 2014, 02:15:00 PM »
Quote from: hukk on February 01, 2014, 10:00:26 AM
*writes down all these pick up lines*
Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!
So you want to be among the worst? :D
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« #967 : February 01, 2014, 03:06:26 PM »
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.   

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« #968 : February 01, 2014, 11:37:47 PM »
do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!


Does your dad own a dairy company, 'cause you've got a nice set of jugs



Hi im a thief and im here to steal your heart


Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock


Do you have a band-aid? Cuz i scraped my knee falling for you ;)


Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

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« #969 : February 01, 2014, 11:38:37 PM »
Quote from: hentaiboy69 on January 31, 2014, 02:02:33 AM
Lol......i can imagine a direct answer like "Sorry, i lost mine too!"
   lol

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« #970 : February 02, 2014, 03:51:50 AM »

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.




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« #971 : February 02, 2014, 04:06:50 AM »
HGO said...
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You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Ten years? Hahaha, the other seven or eight will all be boys?
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Later, Space Cowboy
« #972 : February 02, 2014, 09:26:49 AM »
Quote from: Justlna on February 01, 2014, 02:15:00 PM
So you want to be among the worst? :D
I would feel honored to have my name mentioned as someone who provides some of the worst pick up lines here on achat. ::)

Quote from: HisGirlOnly on February 02, 2014, 03:51:50 AM
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

At its core I understand it's intended to be sweet. But for whatever reason, I can only pictured a deranged wide eyed lunatic saying this, while holding rope in one hand and Vaseline in the other.
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« #973 : February 03, 2014, 08:50:22 AM »
YOu may not like them but i dont think these are worst pick up lines... and from my own experience i can say, some of them really work ;)
They are not insulting, aggressive or treating you bad. And its far from "hi babe how are you?"
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« #974 : February 03, 2014, 05:42:43 PM »
Well i was having a very pleasant chat with Brandy when this happened.... got to say, full of contradictions... well a fun read :P (Its a Female Char btw ) Name Edited to prevent any embarassment


Bman7: hi Gin!
Ginuwine to Bman7: hello
Bman7: you got a nice face
Ginuwine to Bman7: lol, thanks.. i think you lost your panties :P (She wasnt wearing anything down under :P)
Bman7: you wear that hat in bed--while ridin'
Bman7: dont need en i play with myself too much
Ginuwine to Bman7: are you a fan of Batman?
Bman7: of course
Ginuwine to Bman7: well no offence, seeing a chick named batman kinda rings alarms
Bman7: its my husbands computer, hon
Ginuwine to Bman7: whats that got to do with the name? i dont understand
Bman7: wow lil hostile, i just use his account, take it easy shit
Ginuwine to Bman7: well look whose being hostile, i am just asking casually

Well after that, used the ignore button... from a fan of batman, husbands computer and to using his account... Dont insult my Intelligence pls
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