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xShezawolfx
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« #990 : April 01, 2014, 06:24:24 AM »
what I get from men...1.sup want some bbc?(act stupid act and ask what that is)  2.want sex on Skype for A$ 3. want to see my 13 ins(gee guys ya`ll are the same size on here(one of a bird in the hand thing is better then 2 in the bush,pardon the pun) 4. want to be my mommy(yeah sure still sounds like shooting a watermelon through a cat door) 5.want to be my slave(like duh pay attention to the poses im faster then you picking them) 6. this one is my favorite sup bb hru cn I cum rom with u(answer uhewe sur ewe wnt 2?)
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« #991 : April 07, 2014, 06:59:43 PM »
A brief appearance of a man I don't know and never seen !
I replaced the nickname of this unknown by: unknown user

unknow user: want see cock or ass show on my web cam?
Nat33 to unknow user: I prefer waiting you at home, hurry up I'm very horny
unknow user: don't want see it? or u want fuck here?
Nat33 to unknow user: no thank you I prefer fuck in real, kisses
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Nothing, it was very brief !!!

Well I'll let you know but I think I will not fuck tonight!  ::)

 ;D

I'm here for the pleasure of my body and my... mind
SireniaAilyn
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« #992 : April 08, 2014, 08:47:59 PM »
Gee,your hair smells terrific! -.-
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Salma that name you won't forget ...!!!!
« #993 : April 09, 2014, 04:59:07 AM »
that's a good topic i like it very much OK i have also some pick up for me and i feel i was stuiped and if any one i do that with him i am sorry
now i will tell you about something happen to me it starts with that
the girl: I am horny
salma2011 to that girl: mmmmmmm thats good for you but i prefer to room with men sorry hun have fun kisses bye
that girl: ok bye
(go to room for 30min)
that girl again: i am horny
didn't reply
after 5 min
the girl again: i like shemale ( vry good ) and no poses i free user
salma2011 to the girl: sorry hun i am lil busy right now and i told you before i prefer to room with men
the girl: ok sorry
salma2011 : never mind hun have fun
chatting with a friend suddenly
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Free user male: i am horny
salma2011: stop that please :'(
Love You ................ Kisses
Nat33
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« #994 : April 09, 2014, 06:25:42 AM »
Hello Salma,
This is often the free users who insist and generally girls!
Why? I don't know, maybe they know not read ::)
But we must also say that among of the free users, many are goods  8)
But it's true that it's difficult to always repeat the same thing !!!
Kisses  :-*

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Salma that name you won't forget ...!!!!
« #995 : April 09, 2014, 08:01:06 AM »
Nat my dear  :-*
you are right but that free male user who i told him stop that was the same girl he/she make new account but in male form ;D
Love You ................ Kisses
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« #996 : April 09, 2014, 01:31:37 PM »
Yes, sure. They are horny... always. And they tell that right from the start. I've seen my share of these too. If i'm in the mood, i usually answer that it is not my problem, but theirs. These boys really think we are here just for one reason - to entertain the almighty them :D Sometimes i enjoy putting them back to the ground and stomp on them.
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« #997 : April 09, 2014, 03:06:56 PM »
Women to men  I what a  GIFT  hahahhha   ;D

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« #998 : April 09, 2014, 03:36:34 PM »
Quote from: FoxyRoxxy on April 09, 2014, 03:06:56 PM
Women to men  I what a  GIFT  hahahhha   ;D

LOL... yes...this is very ussual in achat... unafortunately
KISSES & HUGS & SMILES FOR ALL
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« #999 : April 20, 2014, 06:34:39 PM »
Yea Ive noticed that too..the guys want sex,the girls want gifts...what a concept LOL
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« #1000 : May 02, 2014, 03:24:49 AM »
Quote from: Lover on January 02, 2014, 04:22:33 PM
Poor jayc, his own spouse doesnt ecognize him :D



But I know you well  honey :P  when it happen to me ...


  FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: how are you
LuvCodler: ı'm good
LuvCodler: wife
LuvCodler: :)
LuvCodler: u?
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: what   you think i dont know my husband
  FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: why  did you call me your wife

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« #1001 : May 02, 2014, 07:51:01 AM »
LOL
Logged in today to find this message from a free user.

Having sex doesn't make u a Slut & being a virgin doesn't make u a saint
( then his email   and  skype  address)
I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u

I don't think so buddy     :) 

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« #1002 : May 03, 2014, 03:40:38 AM »
uuuh .... Can someone translate " I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u " . Please .

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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« #1003 : May 03, 2014, 04:17:22 AM »
Quote from: Rukya on May 03, 2014, 03:40:38 AM
uuuh .... Can someone translate " I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u " . Please .
Traduction:
Je veux te lécher, te sucer, te baiser jour et nuit tous les jours de la semaine mais pour l'instant c'est confidentiel je crois bien avoir oublier de donner à manger au poisson rouge. S'il te plait donne lui toi !

Voilà  ;D

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« #1004 : May 04, 2014, 11:28:45 AM »
uuuh .... je vois pas ou ça parle de poisson rouge lol

Uhhh .... I dont see where this talk of a red fish lol

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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