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« #330 : January 25, 2011, 11:29:22 AM »

Hmm yeah but some tend to refer to it as their "ass pussy", "boy pussy" or the likes. The difference is of course very big but some likes to make these word plays. Same goes with the references I've heard about my dick... "cockette" was somewhat funny. I think its a way to put things in a more feminine context, personally I tend to refer to my thing as "dick" or "penis" rather than cock as a cock seems like something far more manly.
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« #331 : January 25, 2011, 03:05:17 PM »

Yup, what Adera says.

I have a friend that refers to his ass as boi pussy.  First time he said that to me, I laughed MY "girl" pussy off.  Somethings you just have to smile, shrug you shoulders and just go with it.

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Not saying you should "GO" with it.  Cover your hands over your ass and ruunnn.  lol

But maybe he is a hooker and you do have male hookers that do guys for the money but are really into chics.  Hell you have hetero pornstars that do gay porn cause they pay more.  I think he was offering you a free taste, hoped you might get hooked, and pay next time. Or maybe he got hooked himself, needed a fix and since it was for him to get off, hense free? lol
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« #332 : January 25, 2011, 04:13:16 PM »

Yeah, I kinda figured it was something like that, BUT the fact that he didn't distinguish just had me shaking my head.

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« #333 : January 25, 2011, 04:35:44 PM »

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...Cover your hands over your ass and ruunnn

Lol, yeah. In Germany we say, run away, but hold your ass close to the wall :D

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« #334 : January 25, 2011, 05:43:16 PM »

I receive a "suck for 10" recently  ::)

have just reply "to cheap for me"  ;D
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« #335 : January 25, 2011, 06:18:56 PM »

rotfl ;D ;D ;D
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« #336 : January 26, 2011, 03:27:11 AM »

hahahaha, thos corny lines. The very worst is where a guy says nothing at all, walks into your room naked and immediately clicks on the doggie pose - such losers
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« #337 : January 26, 2011, 08:05:07 AM »

A guy tells me he started sex w his stepmom at the age of 12 >Hello Gross < Hey Dude thats not even an open liner
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« #338 : January 26, 2011, 08:44:02 AM »

@Sunny: I've heard that line too, must be the same guy.
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« #339 : January 26, 2011, 09:26:23 AM »

 @ Adera ........ yep that just confirms there`s some sick puppies out there !
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« #340 : January 26, 2011, 10:34:23 AM »

Worst one I ever got was a guy just came right out and asked if I wanted to watch him stick a spoon in his butt on cam.
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
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« #341 : January 26, 2011, 12:00:35 PM »

Sometimes I wonder if those TRULY shocking ones are people who's kink is shame. They WANT you to freak out on them.

I still remember  in a BDSM chat room a submissive had either gave out personal information, or hadn't bothered to set up a safe call or something or another and a Domme went all Momma Bear tearing into him about how he needed to be more careful. Now where she was on a roll the others in the room the rest of the room realized his typing had slowed as if he was typing his "Yes Ma'am "s one handed.  ;)

So I think for some they are out to humiliate themselves. The problem is that even just ignoring them still presses that mental button for them and they get pleasure. The problem is that they are taking it in my book, and that's not cool.

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« #342 : January 26, 2011, 01:12:47 PM »

Hmm I didn't think about that one Janine but after you've pointed it out it makes a lot of sense. Really hard to identify that kind at first hand so your probably going to freak out on them or well do something that will give them pleasure even if that's not your intention. :-\
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« #343 : January 26, 2011, 03:56:07 PM »

It's actually why I try to respond as little as possible. Even the first post won't get an ignore in hopes they think I'm afk or something.

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« #344 : January 26, 2011, 04:26:56 PM »

I do believe, these idiots don't have many different "openers". So perhaps one idea - prepare with some answers. When I read your post Christina, first I though "A spoon? Don't you have a pan?" The more silly pick up lines you get, the more you can prepare. And this thread also can be very well used for this ;)

Most will be silent if they get shocked back - that's not the typical reaction they get and not at all the one they want/need.

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