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Sam_Hawke
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Mama don't let your Babies grow up to be Cowboys
« #1035 : May 26, 2015, 08:58:35 AM »
Is your nickname Google?
Cuase you got everything I been searching for.


Willie Nelson=My Heros have always been Cowboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxTL0zwD6t0
dirtyElena
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« #1036 : May 26, 2015, 09:47:41 AM »
@Sam.. that is at least a funny picup line... well the first 3 times it is :)
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« #1037 : May 26, 2015, 09:48:05 AM »
Her: are you gay?
Him: no
Her: invite me

seriously?
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Amethyst
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« #1038 : May 26, 2015, 06:00:50 PM »
Quote from: AusWoody on May 26, 2015, 09:48:05 AM
Her: are you gay?
Him: no
Her: invite me

seriously?


lmfao ..
Sam_Hawke
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Mama don't let your Babies grow up to be Cowboys
« #1039 : May 28, 2015, 12:02:38 AM »
Quote from: dirtyElena on May 26, 2015, 09:47:41 AM
@Sam.. that is at least a funny picup line... well the first 3 times it is :)


Damn, had a feeling I should of tried it on you first before postng it...sigh


Willie Nelson=My Heros have always been Cowboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxTL0zwD6t0
dirtyElena
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« #1040 : May 28, 2015, 04:01:06 AM »
And there it goes...
the only chance you ever had,
to get me in your bed.
Sam_Hawke
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Mama don't let your Babies grow up to be Cowboys
« #1041 : May 28, 2015, 06:02:23 AM »
Quote from: dirtyElena on May 28, 2015, 04:01:06 AM
And there it goes...
the only chance you ever had,
to get me in your bed.
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Curse the luck,  we would of been magnificent together  :P


Willie Nelson=My Heros have always been Cowboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxTL0zwD6t0
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« #1042 : May 28, 2015, 08:50:24 AM »
hru..... ?    house really unstable .....horny russian ubby
Wolf_A    I'm great how  are you ?

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« #1043 : May 28, 2015, 09:04:41 AM »
Hello Wolf_A, thanks for coming to forum. Please introduce yourself here and keep on posting :)

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« #1044 : May 30, 2015, 11:02:16 AM »
 :D

omg lool I have so fell for that avatar one on at least two occasions , I am such a mug hahaha .
« : May 30, 2015, 11:03:52 AM cherrylick52 »
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Mama don't let your Babies grow up to be Cowboys
« #1045 : May 30, 2015, 09:20:19 PM »

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'


Willie Nelson=My Heros have always been Cowboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxTL0zwD6t0
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« #1046 : May 31, 2015, 05:55:02 AM »
@Sam...  LOL  I want one.

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« #1047 : May 31, 2015, 08:53:21 PM »
lol Sam were you wearing that watch earlier??? ;)
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« #1048 : June 03, 2015, 03:29:30 AM »


I used this pick up line last night

I'm studying to be a Taxidermist.
Can I practice stuffing your pussy?




It worked



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« #1049 : June 06, 2015, 04:07:01 PM »
Female -  You want some fun mr…
Male -  Maybe Later, Cant you see I’m playing poker  !!!!!!!!!

 
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