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« #420 : February 07, 2011, 01:58:49 PM »
 ::)  If they would just  > READ <  why , their so miserably bombing out ! and the  some are just plain assholes !  LOL ;D
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« #421 : February 07, 2011, 03:00:40 PM »
"Your loss." Or in this case UR ALWAYS screams pathetic to me. I have never heard that said without the person sounding like a looser.
Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

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« #422 : February 07, 2011, 03:57:58 PM »
I got "please impregnate me bb" from a girl earlier, I've gotten similar lines from guys too.
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« #423 : February 07, 2011, 06:03:34 PM »
@ Adera  OMG ! I know it`s not nice to say but I`m going to anyway > Impregnate < For I fear these people that use that line  , are really going to Impregnate some one for real some day !
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« #424 : February 07, 2011, 06:30:11 PM »
The word impregnate sends warnings about what they are after, I keep away from those.

I've got a dick so I get lots of comments about that, not very surprising but I still don't like people getting so hung up about it. I usually just ignore them or ask them to try another shemale.
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« #425 : February 08, 2011, 09:06:04 AM »
As crude as some can be  ! A least the line , I want to knock you up ! Has`nt been used yet !  I`m so bad !
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« #426 : February 08, 2011, 09:30:08 AM »
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
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« #427 : February 08, 2011, 09:58:59 AM »
Lol Unhealer.
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« #428 : February 08, 2011, 10:00:29 AM »
hahahahaha @ Unhealer ;D
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« #429 : February 08, 2011, 10:25:13 AM »
@Unhealer:
Oh man, at least it was kinda poetic!   ::)   ;D 
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« #430 : February 08, 2011, 01:15:09 PM »
Guy  says > Fucking me will make the world a better place !       LOL   The world is on my shoulders !   
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« #431 : February 08, 2011, 08:09:57 PM »
That's a heavy responsibility, I think it would be hard to get of with that weight on you shoulders during sex. ::)

He might think his release will make him do really great things too of course... but I find that unlikely.
« : February 08, 2011, 08:11:52 PM Adera »
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« #432 : February 09, 2011, 03:03:22 AM »
Apparently sunny u are the cause of global warming,...perhaps you need to cool these guys down a bit.
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« #433 : February 09, 2011, 08:11:26 AM »
Ok creating Topless Tuesday s doesnt help !  lol  ;D  But in my defense  ,  pajamma day , does`nt work for me !   I dont wear pajamma`s  hahhaha !    No worry`s I can handle the heat !
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« #434 : February 09, 2011, 10:35:10 AM »
im not spose to wear a top on tuesdaY? damn
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