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« #450 : February 10, 2011, 06:59:25 PM »

In Sweden when Santa comes to give out the presents on the evening of the 24:th (yeah that's how it works over here) his catchphrase is "Are there any nice kids here?", I'd love to say "No, but there is a naughty girl" in return to that. :P
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« #451 : February 10, 2011, 07:10:34 PM »

Wow  :P I think i have the wrong Job :D

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« #452 : February 10, 2011, 07:14:07 PM »

@ Adera   ;D naughty  , just a little wild side !  That my friend is a good thing in life !   ;D :D ;)
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« #453 : February 10, 2011, 08:08:17 PM »

@Adera keep dreaming and believe in it maybe someday Santa knocks on your door and punish you , in a good way ;)

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« #454 : February 10, 2011, 08:37:48 PM »

OMG a Girl says> let me ride your face ,wanna cum in your mouth so abnormal that you nearly drowning, swallow it and i hope you will throw up to make me totally satisfied, are you in it?<  :o Wow ,i wanna see it, but not on me :D :D

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« #455 : February 11, 2011, 02:25:21 AM »

@ Sunny when did i take my pants off? Am a bit shy and usually don't do that in public...


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« #456 : February 11, 2011, 06:32:25 PM »

Damned Tight dont be shy, do it let the world see it :D :D haha

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« #457 : February 11, 2011, 09:14:56 PM »

You know you probably had a good time if you can't remember when you took your pants off.

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« #458 : February 12, 2011, 07:54:32 AM »

LOL I do seem to recall a 1 time , waking up w out my panties ! hahaha! ;D  W guy sleeping on my arm ! Ugly coyote time ! you want to chew your arm off ! to get out of there , before he wakes up !  :o :o :o
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« #459 : February 12, 2011, 10:25:20 AM »

Haha and what the guy thinks as he waked up a lonely bloody arm next to him> omg did i eat her? :D :D

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« #460 : February 13, 2011, 02:59:40 AM »

I don't feel shame (not the same as shyness) in showing my family jewels. Just worried that the guys might crawl away crying and loose their libido HAHAHA
« : February 13, 2011, 03:04:09 AM TightFit74 »


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« #461 : February 13, 2011, 11:55:52 AM »

Not just the guys.  ;D

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« #462 : February 15, 2011, 01:03:45 PM »

I´m tryin some pick up lines , but i wonder why they wont work ;) for example-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
or this one-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

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« #463 : February 15, 2011, 01:31:01 PM »

@alstott You might want to try those lines in a bikerbar... although, if they work, you'll probably be crawling out...  ;D

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« #464 : February 15, 2011, 01:56:03 PM »

Should I? :D :D and this does it work?-Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.
maybe this-I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??  :D :D

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