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« #630 : September 06, 2011, 03:24:35 PM »

Keiko, to be clear.. The response to the "no", was the message that I was on her ignore list. She ignored me before I could send the "no"..


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« #631 : September 06, 2011, 04:06:17 PM »

Then I guess she didn't find conversations with you simulating enough, lol from what I gathered, she didn't seem to be the talkative type according to her short precise answers which is a bit unusual for someone who enjoys role playing.

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« #632 : September 06, 2011, 05:01:13 PM »

Well I recommend refrainin' from referencin' t' competition those be t' most likely moderated words on t' site and lead t' confusion in conversation. Some folks aren't patient and be lookin' for t' immediate gratification. So her loss tight me bucko. I be not certain how many I have put off with me slow approach. Those that hang in thar and put up with it be well rewarded.

(and aye I be in pirate speak until t' 16th on all me postin's)

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« #633 : September 06, 2011, 06:01:54 PM »

I had a guy contact me last night. It was a novel approach...

Him: "Sex?"

I don't respond as I am talking with a friend. So he decides to try again a minute later.

Him: "Sex."  Followed by an invite.

While not especially stimulating, I certainly knew what he wanted, no beating around the bush for him.

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« #634 : September 07, 2011, 12:21:22 AM »

Avalucia, seems like it was one of the cavemen. ;D
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« #635 : September 07, 2011, 03:41:55 AM »

Yes, would have been more appropriate to be, "ugh, sex."

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« #636 : September 07, 2011, 07:25:45 AM »

 It's a good thing they don't sell large gnarly clubs in the man's section of the shop yet.

Product Name: A large gnarly club
Product Description: It makes the decision for her when you invite her
Price: A$ 999

 ;D :P


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« #637 : September 07, 2011, 08:45:39 AM »

43 pages. 43 fucking pages! I laugh at the fact there's been 43 pages worth of material spawned. I think we could easily get another 43.

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I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

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« #638 : September 07, 2011, 02:39:06 PM »

My personal favorite is "Just give me 2 minutes in room!" LOL!! Realy buddy, I wouldnt be telling people you're only good for 2 minutes...

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« #639 : September 07, 2011, 02:49:45 PM »

Heh, two minutes is not really an encouragement to accept. It would be fun though to accept and then just stand there fully clothed for two minutes and leave after that...   ;D :-*

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« #640 : September 07, 2011, 02:52:44 PM »

Ahaha, hadnt thought of doing that...that might be fun  :D

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« #641 : September 07, 2011, 02:59:30 PM »

Hahaha... that's a little mean. ;)

Really, just two minutes in a room... is that 10 seconds irl then?
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« #642 : September 07, 2011, 06:40:01 PM »

Most of that in post coitus cleanup?

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« #643 : September 08, 2011, 05:59:38 AM »

Idk lol, I went once, curious what could be accomplished in such a short time. I timed it, 120 seconds can seem like forever when you're itching to run out the exit.  :-\ 
Now I know for sure, 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.  :'(

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« #644 : September 08, 2011, 01:14:14 PM »

I have another one for you guys..:


?: looking for fun a nd gifts
TightFit74 to ?: you are very funny
?: I would prefare "you are very sexy" or yo are very horny", something like that hehe
TightFit74 to ?: i prefer a woman that has the courtacy to not beg for gifts
?: fuck off then, I like to beg for many things and some do very like it hehe
TightFit74 to ?: tsik tsik rude...

brings a smile to my face and makes me happy that I know people that do know how to converse with someone... :)


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