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Rukya
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« #795 : October 21, 2012, 09:08:51 PM »
lol they are good for halloween lol  ;D

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
islandsun
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« #796 : October 21, 2012, 09:47:16 PM »
hahahhahaaaaaa I`m so laffin yes been young ones here ! :-\
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Here to Service all women
« #797 : October 22, 2012, 02:45:22 AM »
lol, women are just as bad

Her Hi
Me Hi
Her Wanna fuck
Me no


I know see why they created Robot boy
hentaiboy69
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« #798 : October 22, 2012, 03:11:29 AM »
pffff......Rukya, yours is damn ilarious. I really like to know what he was thinking when he was asking you that!

And Tom, even girls send lots of cold invite.....even, well, they can be fake but no proof of it!
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« #799 : October 22, 2012, 08:35:35 AM »
 :D
Rukya always find the Cookie Monster!
My alley: http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1884.0.html
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« #800 : October 30, 2012, 08:01:38 PM »
I don't think I have ever used a pickup line but if I had to it would be something funny.
"Excuse me, I seemed to have lost my panties. Could you help me find them?"

http://redandbrunettelesbian.tumblr.com
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« #801 : November 07, 2012, 03:26:11 AM »
Rukya; had the same as you
               
 him; are u a virgin
 me; wait till i have a look;
 me; Pls tell me how will I know
him; bye
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« #802 : November 07, 2012, 03:40:41 AM »
lol yes it seem you met the same cookie monster than me  ;D

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
hentaiboy69
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« #803 : November 07, 2012, 03:56:37 AM »
seems he is back, then! "lucky" girl you are, Lydia!  ???
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« #804 : November 09, 2012, 08:43:13 PM »
him he tells me got rid of all my lovers for you

me > u freacking nuts , first really dont know you

he wants me as spouse > ya like wont happen

lovers , spouses here dont belong > sorry thats how i feel

cuz in real if had a lover he really wont look else were

> smile
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
« #805 : November 29, 2012, 02:21:05 PM »
mmmm   Got  another classic    lol

Brandybee :-   Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?
 
Him:-   if I can cumdump in your pussy babe      (& promptly sent an invite)

Brandybee : no  conditions :)  trust me , the stories are enough :) You interested in reading & voting?

Surprisingly he didnt reply ...  and damn I missed out on a "cumdump" date !!!








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« #806 : November 30, 2012, 07:12:36 AM »
Do you like chicken ???  SUCK ON THIS IT'S FOWL !! 

and it did not work i kick him in the balls lol
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« #807 : February 22, 2013, 04:38:23 PM »
Moved and bumimg this topic, as we have some silly and funny pick up lines coming up again :)
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« #808 : February 22, 2013, 09:08:12 PM »
Here is a "cute" message i received from sexysex11 tonight : Shame you!! Liar . my king is a normal person!! whore!! and now you will pay for it!!

And i had the same kind of message from emerald13 and from darlotta

i dont know who is this "king" , and i hope they dont think to scare me . What will they do ? they will kill me ? i dont think . they will hack my acount ? they will lose their's few days after .

the only post where i was little disagreable with someone is removed and if it was him , i was right .

PS: i get the message and send it to the dev team
« : February 22, 2013, 09:14:51 PM Rukya »

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
« #809 : February 22, 2013, 09:18:09 PM »
you too Rukya...  We are the honoured  few...  I think I have upset the unknown King too   ;D

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