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« #840 : June 24, 2013, 02:01:26 PM »

LOL.. didn't you say something like "Congrats your famous now - your name will be written in forum"?

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« #841 : June 25, 2013, 02:29:48 PM »

GOD WHY DO I GET ALL THE IDIOTS

HIM : hi baby i premium ,come with me to room,and i send my real pictures to your email
HIM: pls answer baby ;)
All_for_you to HIM: And WHY would I give you my email
HIM: I could send you my picture?
All_for_you to HIM: and WHY would i want to see your pictures
HIM: please comon to room ;-)
HIM: I do not know, you just come to room
HIM: and 69 for me

Why do guys you don't know think us girl want to see there cock
Guys sort it out get to know us girls first



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« : June 26, 2013, 06:30:36 PM Brandybee »

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« #842 : June 25, 2013, 02:35:04 PM »

Hay Honey
We'er not all like that MMMWAHHHHH   :-*

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« #843 : June 25, 2013, 02:37:58 PM »

Perhaps it's your name?  ;)   But you also get nice people, don't you...

Reminds me of a message two days ago

Girl: Hi its my birthday - do you send me a gift then i send your pics
I: Happy Birthday... no I don't need MY pics

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« #844 : June 26, 2013, 02:35:15 PM »

YAYYYYY one more for the HALL OF FAME NO THATS THE HALL OF SHAME

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ AND TAKE NOTE OF WHAT IT SAY'S


SHE: Hi slut :)
All_for_you to SHE: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME ???
SHE: it was joke :)
All_for_you to SHE: THATS NOT A JOKE TO ME
SHE: ok sweetheart :)
All_for_you to SHE: TIME OF YOU TO BE FAMOUS
SHE: im willful thats all
SHE: sorry
SHE: i wish to see your real pussy but i cant
SHE: good night then bye


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« : June 26, 2013, 06:34:10 PM Brandybee »

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« #845 : June 29, 2013, 12:03:53 PM »

Sometimes, you can't help put smile & shake your head....

Here's another  -   How not to get a blow job :) ....   btw, I've edited the other conversations I was having at the same time  :)

Forum_1 to Him: Hi,  Would you be interested in taking part in the Achat Sweep Stake lottery?.  At the moment the Stake pot stands ar 550A$  :)
Him: want to suck my black cock while I think about it?
Forum_1 to Him: No TY. How do you know, I'm not a guy?   :D
Him: I bet you suck cock either way
Forum_1 to Him: No, read my profile. I am A Forum avatar only :)
Him: wtf is that   It says female
Forum_1 to Him: Also says  ONLY FOR FORUM USE
Forum_1 to Him: =  None player
Him: You'd get more people to join if you sucked their cocks
Him: Send over the Forum slut to talk me into joining
Forum_1 to Him: This avi is multi player. Try your chat on someone else, its not working here. Are you interested in the Sweep Stake lottery or not?
Him: I told you  Suck my cock and I'll think about it
Him: You bothered me dumbass
Forum_1 to Him: And I told you NO. Which bit of N O  dont you undrstand?
Forum_1 to Him: Then a simple no ty I am not interested in the lottery  would have been enough without your rude display
Him: I said suck me dick and I'll think about it
Forum_1 to Him: No
 Him: Start suckin' or get lost
Forum_1 to Him:  Big Sigh .... “You are already. Trust me, it was for you, not me :)  Go try that chat on someone else “
Him: What part of Start suckin' or get lost don't you understand?
Forum_1 to Him: lol.  I understand perfectly, read above.  Take the rejection Sweety.


« : June 29, 2013, 01:57:43 PM Brandybee »


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« #846 : June 29, 2013, 12:32:25 PM »

So BB did you suck or not?  ;D
Me I prefer suck because it's more faster than speaking LOL
In France they called these people " des boulets" and there are many on this game  :)
Maybe he could not read the poor  ???  ;D

I tell me a thing: people do not read profiles.
« : June 29, 2013, 12:35:03 PM Nat33 »


I'm here for the pleasure of my body and my... mind
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« #847 : June 29, 2013, 01:50:44 PM »

LOL ,  No, I decided to pass on such a wonderful offer,  I prefer the sacred art of  seduction,  he'd have to try a lot harder before I got on my knees..  and being Dom-ish straight off don't do it for me.. plus ...  the Forum Avatars do not play,  something all the mods agreed.

Still it makes for some interesting conversations sometimes as you can see   ::)



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« #848 : June 29, 2013, 04:16:26 PM »

LOL some people have only one thing in their mind and guess his was that his cock needed sucked. If only he was an anteater, I heard from one of my coworkers that they can actually give themselves a blow job ;D

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« #849 : June 29, 2013, 04:54:44 PM »

ROFLMAO   -    Sexi  thats great  and noted.    I hope i remember  it next time,  I am under BJ pressure  LOL 


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« #850 : July 09, 2013, 08:25:38 AM »

Yet another example. I never use vids nor i send picts of me, and wrote in my info 'Achat only!' But some people do not care to read...

- a nickname: webcam?
- Justlna to a nickname: i believe i wrote it in mt info. read the answer: Achat only!


He asked, i answered. Wasn't that enough for him? No. As a reply, i received this:
- a nickname: well i dont give a fuck what your info says cause i could careless! dont have time for your silly shit on your info page

So i blacklisted him. And than, added an insult to an injury:
- Justlna to a nickname: welcome to my blacklist. For being an ignorant idiot.
- Justlna to a nickname: and yes, i simply DO NOT WANT to see that shameful appendage you are so proud of. Dismissed.
« : July 09, 2013, 08:27:39 AM Justlna »

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« #851 : July 09, 2013, 08:33:36 AM »

Well done JustIna! and let me giveyou a warm welcome in the forum of AChat, or as we like to call it "The village"!

if you like to be a citizen of this village, why don't you go here http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/board,22.0.html and introduce your self!? i swear you you will like this place and the people who live here!

oh, how bad, how bad! we need our major!   ;D

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« #852 : July 09, 2013, 10:02:03 AM »

Hey JustIna,  A big hearty welcome to our Forum Village.  We have lots of fun here,  check out some of the other topics and please post any views and ideas you may have.

I see you've met some of the "cookie monsters" in the game already,  no worries,  its always fun to post the conversations here,  even if it is anonymous, sometimes we can recognise the offender by conversations when they hit on us...  then you can have fun  ;D Forwarned is forearmed  ::)

Good for you for not taking his crap.

I hope you enjoy it here and look to join in some of the games... we have a lottery sweep stake if you are interested

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > Achats Village Lottery. Sweep Stake. http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2530.0.html      The Stake Pot has just hit 650A$


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« #853 : July 09, 2013, 10:44:45 AM »

Brandy, AChat is full of "cookie monsters", we all know that......but let's face it.....without them, we never had read some epic replay on this thread!  ;D

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« #854 : July 09, 2013, 11:17:28 AM »

COOKIES *stuffs face* oh wait we aren't talking that cookie monster are we ;D

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