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« #915 : December 06, 2013, 08:20:46 AM »

this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away

This is an interesting suggestion and approach  ::)
I tell you, they are not all locked !
They are free on AChat  ;D


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« #916 : December 06, 2013, 01:59:34 PM »

You took his breath away ... maybe the jasmine effect  :o


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« #917 : January 01, 2014, 06:59:27 PM »

Probably been posted before but...

"Hey I'm new to this game can you show me how to play?"

Or ESPECIALLY with me...

"Ive never been with a shemale [that word pisses me off] before, can i try it with you?"

Tip guys, if you want to get with a tgirl, DONT CALL US SHEMALES!



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« #918 : January 02, 2014, 12:56:34 AM »

Yeah, well, Ily, unfortunately it's an Achat term. I try to educate as many people as to my condition but it is a long slog ;) Keep at it girl :)
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« #919 : January 02, 2014, 12:58:26 AM »

Yeah, well, Ily, unfortunately it's an Achat term. I try to educate as many people as to my condition but it is a long slog ;) Keep at it girl :)

mhmm, I don't blame them 100% because porn (and AChat) is what it says...that's the next thing we need to rant about changing >:3



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« #920 : January 02, 2014, 03:00:45 PM »

This chat up was a little ... well make your own mind up, especially if you know Jayc and I .
I was in a couple of chats at the time and have edited those out and changed the guys name to persistant.  He was a freeuser.

Persistant: sex
Persistant: hi baby , iam JAYC but this is my new account
Persistant: are you busy ?
Stone : No you are  not
Persistant: i couldn't login to my account so i made this one
Persistant: i will invite you baby    He invited. I let it run out as I was in chat.
Persistant: its me baby ,,,
Persistant: are you ok ? ..
Persistant: what's wrong with you  ?..
Stone : you are not jayc, Its not funny
Persistant: what ??.. do you think that i'm jocking with you ? ..
Persistant: baby its me believe me
Stone : prove it
Persistant: are you busy with some 1 else ? ..
Stone : Just chatting.  I said prove it
Persistant: how you want me to prove it , ask me something
Stone : How long have we been together?
Persistant: 1 year
Stone : How did we meet?
Persistant: what now ? i just proved it baby you will ask me about everything in our relation now ?
Persistant: i will invite you and we continue talking there
Stone : your answer was wrong, I was giving you another chance :)
Persistant: i will invite you and we continue talking there
Stone : your answer was wrong, I was giving you another chance :)
He invited and I declined.
Persistant: my answer was right and i know it ,, stop testing me
Persistant: ready ?
He invited. I declined.
Stone : You are not Jayc and its not funny doing that
Persistant: you still don't believe me ?
Persistant: you say that because you are with some 1 else right ? ,
,Persistant: ok , our relation ends here
Stone to : Matters not, I only room with Jayc
Persistant: you willn't see Jayc anymore coz he will be with another girl
Stone : You know, you should be yourself and not pretend to be someone else, especially someone’s spouse.
Persistant: bye , and thanks for what you did for me :*
Stone : You are not Jayc. And I will tell him what you just did.
Persistant: i proved that i'm Jayc but you didn't believe
Stone : He's a Dom too. Tut Tut.       ( OK , so I told a white lie there )
Persistant: ok tell me i'm waiting for that ,,
Persistant: do you want to be sure that i'm Jayc ? you can be very sure now when you see me on skype
Stone : You are not Jayc. But at least you read my profile which makes a nice change.
Persistant: what change ? ,,, did you wrote on your profile that we have been together for 1 year ? ,,, stop pretending , i know what are you trying to do
Stone : We have  not been together for a year
Stone : How did we meet?
Persistant: lol , so if we have not been together for a year ( as you say ) why you ask me another question ? .. if you want to end our relation and want us to not talk anymore just say that
 Stone I was giving you another chance
Stone : to dig yourself deeper into the hole lol
Persistant: well we met here
Persistant: lol
Persistant: what a stupid girl :D   ,, go ahead but trust me you willn't stay with Jayc for a long time coz guys need many girls ,, and 1 girl is not enough  ,, espicially a girl like you
Stone : Baby, You havent had the pleasure of my room :) 
Persistant: so what's special in your room ? . lol
Stone : Ask Jayc  :)
Stone : And he will tell you   Stone :)
Persistant: no need coz there is nothing special , you are just like others :)
Persistant: and Jayc told me that :)
Stone : Now that is just nasty and spiteful isnt it?
Persistant: no
Persistant: wanna show me what is special in your room ?
Stone : I'm sorry but I only room with Jayc :)
Stone : but nice try :)  I'm sure you will enjoy your time here. Just be yourself.
Persistant: lol , i just wanted to be sure about what Jayc's words coz he told me that nothing special in your room and you don't make him feel plesure :)
Persistant: well ,, you will see that i was right , you willn't stay with Jayc for a long time :)
Stone : Define  a long time?
Persistant: Sorry, you are on my ignore list...




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« #921 : January 02, 2014, 03:30:59 PM »

Lol, no wonder the long pauses if that was when we were chatting. I thought I had put you to sleep girl :)
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« #922 : January 02, 2014, 03:36:53 PM »

Miss Stone

That guy needs to be sorted out and be Taken down a peg or two.
He is on my have fun with list

I hope your OK and Jayc will give you a big hug  

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« #923 : January 02, 2014, 03:43:13 PM »

LOL, well at least it was amusing


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« #924 : January 02, 2014, 04:22:33 PM »

Poor jayc, his own spouse doesnt ecognize him :D

Sometimes im thinking we all should bomb these idiots with messages and invites, show him forum power lol.....

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« #925 : January 02, 2014, 04:29:09 PM »

Stone is patient, it would not have lasted so long with me, but I think like Andrea it's amusing  ;)


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« #926 : January 03, 2014, 04:48:28 PM »



Miss Stone...

You give me "Mr. Persistant's"  user name... and I will give him a virtual punch in the nose.  I've done it before for someone else.  It goes like this:

He logs onto AChat...

His message is blinking...

He opens the message...

And this is what he reads:

**!!POW!!**
"I have just virtually punched you in the nose.  I will continue to virtually punch you in the nose once a day, until you do one of two things:  1.  Apologize to the person you insulted and offended (which would be you Miss Stone).  2.  Put me on your ignore list (which I will consider to be the apology).  So... either you are man enough to apologize to the person (which would be you, Miss Stone), or a coward who puts me on the ignore list... It's your choice."


You know...  we could all send him a "virtual punch in the nose"   ;D







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« #927 : January 03, 2014, 05:15:39 PM »

"virtual punch in the nose" Excellent Covems  :D


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« #928 : January 03, 2014, 05:47:34 PM »

You have all lifted my spirits.

( And I have sent Covems the guy's username, who could resist such an offer?  ;D  )

Thank you everyone, especially Tangoracer, Lover and Covems for being chivalrous.  It warms a girl's heart no end. 

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« #929 : January 04, 2014, 12:59:27 PM »

I have sent him a virtual punch too.   ;D

Thanks Covems.  Maybe I should have changed it to a virtual kick in the knackers. 

Hugs Stone.


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