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« #150 : October 02, 2010, 08:55:30 PM »

this is so cool i had to share it...hope i'm not boring you people with my stories

maniac: can i be your dirty littlle slut
me: nope
her: why
me: not into that kind of sex
her: fine then can we just fuck
me: no we can't
her: why
me: read what's under my avatar

and believe it or not...she did not say another word to me  ;D
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« #151 : October 03, 2010, 06:44:58 PM »

They are very confused if you answer "No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!"  ;D

lol,..liked the suggestion, finally got to try that one out. Though I reworded and just told them when asked "200A$ for a fuck?",..."Oh no,.. you don't have to pay me..."

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« #152 : October 03, 2010, 11:40:47 PM »

So I can't be your dirty lil slut Bobby?  LOL :P :P :P

I hate when they ask me "Why?"  when I tell them no. 
My answer, lil cruel, "I don't have to tell you jackshit, no is no."
then I get "Because?" ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« #153 : October 04, 2010, 03:30:42 AM »

Similar to my last post (maybe the same bitch asked, Bear?)

"200A$ for fun?"
"No thanks, you don't have to pay me for chatting."

Almost 1 (!!!!) minute later: "No, if you pay ME, you will have fun"
"Go away, I'm just here to chat - and I have more fun, than you ever will have."

Almost 1 minute later:
"You don't have fun! You are on my ignore list"

Hahahaha, so great - what a pity, I can't say thanks for putting me to ignore list

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« #154 : October 04, 2010, 06:08:21 AM »

Ummm I think this is the first time I ever saw you use the word Bitch.  I think I'm a lil shocked.mm ;D
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« #155 : October 04, 2010, 06:12:42 AM »

You won't read it very often, only if you want to be called so - or if you deserve it :P


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« #156 : October 04, 2010, 12:49:36 PM »



Can you go in a room now?

No, busy.

Puta

fuck you to whore and ignore ;D( I try to be mature, I really do)

invite
decline
Hi, wanna fuck?
no thank you I am busy
I really want you, come in the room with me now
invite
decline
said I was busy
I want you now, come in the room with me, don't decline
invite
I tried to be nice, an told you busy.  Do I have to show you my evil side?
no reply ;D
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« #157 : October 04, 2010, 02:09:17 PM »

sinnnn your just so nice replying to so many people :), good think theres not as much sharks that go after shemales in achat.
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« #158 : October 04, 2010, 02:13:51 PM »

Well I was told by a mutual friend of ours(kisses) that I like confrontations.  So I am trying to be a little more civil before I go off on the stupid MFs. ;D
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« #159 : October 04, 2010, 02:50:38 PM »

Reading all of these almost makes me want to get more cold invites and/or jerks in a chat...lol


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« #160 : October 05, 2010, 09:57:06 AM »

You're right TightFit74, maybe we all should login and collect them. And after one week we elect the winner!

And the winner gets an award. He is pelted with cat shit :D

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« #161 : October 05, 2010, 01:39:12 PM »

Nr 1 in "worst pick up line" is.........,

 awarded with a ban...


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« #162 : October 14, 2010, 03:33:08 AM »

(invite)... decline
Guy:  I have an 11 inch cock, wanna fuck?
(invite)... decline
Me: no
Guy: why not?
Me: bc i dont like cocks that big or liars
Guy: liars?
Me: if you had a cock that big you wouldn't be on here
Guy: cmon i'll show you the best time of your life
(invite).... decline
Me: no you wont
(invite)... decline... ignore list
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« #163 : October 14, 2010, 02:30:40 PM »

so much fun isn't it BB?

  ;)
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« #164 : October 14, 2010, 04:52:44 PM »

Beach... I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  :P)

Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was... it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

 ;D

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