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The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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bobbler
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#150 :
October 02, 2010, 08:55:30 PM »
this is so cool i had to share it...hope i'm not boring you people with my stories
maniac: can i be your dirty littlle slut
me: nope
her: why
me: not into that kind of sex
her: fine then can we just fuck
me: no we can't
her: why
me: read what's under my avatar
and believe it or not...she did not say another word to me
Bear
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#151 :
October 03, 2010, 06:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Lover on September 30, 2010, 10:02:45 AM
They are very confused if you answer "No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!"
lol,..liked the suggestion, finally got to try that one out. Though I reworded and just told them when asked "200A$ for a fuck?",..."Oh no,.. you don't have to pay me..."
sinnnn
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#152 :
October 03, 2010, 11:40:47 PM »
So I can't be your dirty lil slut Bobby? LOL
I hate when they ask me "Why?" when I tell them no.
My answer, lil cruel, "I don't have to tell you jackshit, no is no."
then I get "Because?"
Lover
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#153 :
October 04, 2010, 03:30:42 AM »
Similar to my last post (maybe the same bitch asked, Bear?)
"200A$ for fun?"
"No thanks, you don't have to pay me for chatting."
Almost 1 (!!!!) minute later: "No, if you pay ME, you will have fun"
"Go away, I'm just here to chat - and I have more fun, than you ever will have."
Almost 1 minute later:
"You don't have fun! You are on my ignore list"
Hahahaha, so great - what a pity, I can't say thanks for putting me to ignore list
sinnnn
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#154 :
October 04, 2010, 06:08:21 AM »
Ummm I think this is the first time I ever saw you use the word Bitch. I think I'm a lil shocked.mm
Lover
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Hero Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#155 :
October 04, 2010, 06:12:42 AM »
You won't read it very often, only if you want to be called so - or if you deserve it
sinnnn
Hero Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#156 :
October 04, 2010, 12:49:36 PM »
Can you go in a room now?
No, busy.
Puta
fuck you to whore and ignore
( I try to be mature, I really do)
invite
decline
Hi, wanna fuck?
no thank you I am busy
I really want you, come in the room with me now
invite
decline
said I was busy
I want you now, come in the room with me, don't decline
invite
I tried to be nice, an told you busy. Do I have to show you my evil side?
no reply
Adera
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#157 :
October 04, 2010, 02:09:17 PM »
sinnnn your just so nice replying to so many people
, good think theres not as much sharks that go after shemales in achat.
sinnnn
Hero Member
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#158 :
October 04, 2010, 02:13:51 PM »
Well I was told by a mutual friend of ours(kisses) that I like confrontations. So I am trying to be a little more civil before I go off on the stupid MFs.
TightFit74
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#159 :
October 04, 2010, 02:50:38 PM »
Reading all of these almost makes me want to get more cold invites and/or jerks in a chat...lol
The mind... the most powerful Aphrodisiac...
Lover
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#160 :
October 05, 2010, 09:57:06 AM »
You're right TightFit74, maybe we all should login and collect them. And after one week we elect the winner!
And the winner gets an award. He is pelted with cat shit
TightFit74
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#161 :
October 05, 2010, 01:39:12 PM »
Nr 1 in "worst pick up line" is.........,
awarded with a ban...
The mind... the most powerful Aphrodisiac...
beachbeauty
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#162 :
October 14, 2010, 03:33:08 AM »
(invite)... decline
Guy: I have an 11 inch cock, wanna fuck?
(invite)... decline
Me: no
Guy: why not?
Me: bc i dont like cocks that big or liars
Guy: liars?
Me: if you had a cock that big you wouldn't be on here
Guy: cmon i'll show you the best time of your life
(invite).... decline
Me: no you wont
(invite)... decline... ignore list
bobbler
Guest
Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#163 :
October 14, 2010, 02:30:40 PM »
so much fun isn't it BB?
Janine Dee
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Re: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER
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#164 :
October 14, 2010, 04:52:44 PM »
Beach... I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.
)
Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was... it's a pussy not a damn clown car!
Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die
Kamelot, Descent of the Archangel
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