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« #165 : October 15, 2010, 12:36:28 AM »

Beach... I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing.  :P)

Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was... it's a pussy not a damn clown car!

 ;D

lol  ;D
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« #166 : October 15, 2010, 12:39:30 AM »

lmao a chick just randomly messages me "you pay me 200A$?" "maybe" "blah blah blah blah" "maybe" "I have other guys, but I'll wait for you" "mk" "you pay me?" "ok" "why didnt you pay me?" "in a sec" "are you gonig to pay me or not" "maybe"
fucking bitch probably harasses all the guys on here, it says shes "homo" and she initiated the conversations with me aha
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« #167 : October 18, 2010, 01:47:57 PM »

Cold invite, time ran down. Then "Hi", followed by two more invitations. Again "Hi, please take me" I reply, "No, I'm chatting with a friend."
"Ok." Invitation. "Let's talk." Again I say "Hey, I am chatting with a friend, not with you." "Ok."
"Please take me, add to yahoo and fuck me..."
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« #168 : October 18, 2010, 02:01:55 PM »

I must say that I'm still supprised about that kind of behaviour, its like they are cavemen and unable to communicate :-\.
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« #169 : October 18, 2010, 02:08:25 PM »

or cavewomen  ;)
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« #170 : October 18, 2010, 02:19:40 PM »

 ;D

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« #171 : October 18, 2010, 03:30:47 PM »

I was just generalizing but yes cavewomen as well :P. At the moment in Achat I think of myself as a wildcat in my nice leopard stockings, I hope you guys think thats better than a cavewoman ;) :-*. A mistress to hold me back in a leash would be fun :P.
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« #172 : October 18, 2010, 03:58:01 PM »

I think finding the misstres won't be the problem. Getting a leash to hold you, might...  ;)


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« #173 : October 18, 2010, 04:10:01 PM »

I am not a mistress, but I'm sure to be a very famous tamer :D

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« #174 : October 18, 2010, 04:11:20 PM »

yes i know you were generalizing  ::)

wildcat sounds like a lot of fun  ;D
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« #175 : October 18, 2010, 04:14:08 PM »

I just thought a mistress would be better at holding me back from jumping straight guys :o :P.
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« #176 : October 18, 2010, 05:05:31 PM »

Would a good mistress really need a leash to hold you back?


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« #177 : October 18, 2010, 05:49:28 PM »

Ofcourse she would, I'm a wildcat at the moment :P... and I might receive a good spanking for not obeying :o :D.
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« #178 : October 19, 2010, 04:21:26 AM »

In that case, maybe a reinforced leash would be best ;)


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« #179 : October 19, 2010, 06:36:16 AM »

Sex?
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