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« #210 : November 12, 2010, 10:30:11 AM »

Oh, but its just one lil post abit off topic :P
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« #211 : November 12, 2010, 12:38:02 PM »

As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part

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« #212 : November 12, 2010, 12:41:48 PM »

I hadn't noticed  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


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« #213 : November 13, 2010, 03:15:20 AM »

OMG I turn my back for a sec and I'm being felt up on. :P :P

As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part

Yes it does,  following the rules all the time just sucks(not in a good way either ;))
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« #214 : November 13, 2010, 07:09:40 AM »

But I haven't had a chance in "Staying Late" yet. *pout*
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« #215 : November 14, 2010, 08:58:47 AM »

"Mouth fuck!?" then invite.

My brain told me "caveman" at once and I clicked decline.

then "No sex?" from the same guy... really, take the hint.
« : November 14, 2010, 09:39:21 AM Adera »
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« #216 : November 14, 2010, 10:44:16 AM »

Darling Adera, some people are so thick, they can't see what's in front of them if their nose was rubbed in it. Aren't they funny?  ;D ;D ;D


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« #217 : November 14, 2010, 11:28:01 AM »

"Mouth fuck!?" then invite.

My brain told me "caveman"

LOL!!!! Actually that sounds like a Development Team planning session.  ;D

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« #218 : November 14, 2010, 02:03:43 PM »

hmm,...certainly seems to support to the concept of carry a big stick

received this one after a date,...while lingering in chat for a bit just to talk, had to laugh

Her:Sex?
Me no, but ty for invite
Her No fuck me?
Me: no,...I am spent
Her: No, no,..no pay me


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« #219 : November 14, 2010, 05:48:36 PM »

Ahaha I like those messages to you Bear... what was she thinking. :P
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« #220 : November 14, 2010, 09:02:49 PM »

Well you have to admit she is a keeper.  She was free and she wanted a Bear.  Usually its.  Sex?  You pay me?  I show picture, yes? ::) :-\

At least its better than the chic who called me a puta because I didn't want to go in the room with her.  Really going in the room with her would have made me a puta.  Besides think I'm kind of spoiled now :P :P ;D ;D ;D.
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« #221 : November 15, 2010, 01:01:12 AM »

This conversation happened to me yesterday

her: sex?
Me: no thank you
her: i ask little gift
Me: I only gift my spouse, if she would let me
Her: i fuck better
Me: sorry, really not interested, especially when asked for a gift
Her: but i only ask little
Me: I only gift my spouse
Her: She's a bitch, i fuck better

I try to be polite, understand some people missing basic communicative skills, but can't get over the swearing when the answer is no. Especially when it is someone dear to me


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« #222 : November 15, 2010, 01:08:12 AM »

Polite my ass, as soon as she stepped over the line(calling my Boo a bitch) she would have been told where to go, how to go about it and I'd enjoy my spouse sending her there. 

Sooo do you remember her name Tight?  Just asking ;D.
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« #223 : November 15, 2010, 01:39:12 AM »

hmmm that is a line no one gets to cross,...take it out on me no problem,..draw my Lover into this and the gloves are off.

Same here sinnnn,...I have been spoiled :P

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« #224 : November 15, 2010, 01:50:43 AM »

In my opinion they are going too far when they are hailing looking for gifts. I would prefer they didn't put it in the their message, but you can ignore that, when they are harassing you it's the digital equivalent of the street walker.


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