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« #1005 : May 07, 2014, 08:42:17 AM »

Another fine example of lowlife's approach:

[a lowlife] - Hi baby do you like thick cocks? // Sure, they always call any unknown lady 'a baby' ('a babe')
[Me] - No, I do not like cocks at all. I like gentlemen. For those, who are just cocks, I have my blacklist. //To where I put him right after my answer :D

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This is just wonderful. What an interesting logic, the perfect rage fit:

[a boy]: hi
[Me]: hello
[a boy]: nice outfit you got :) //At first, he seems usual.
[Me]: i know :)
[a boy]: can i see your legs ? //Now it's getting strange.
[a boy]: cuz it's showing only from th midle
[a boy]: can you join me in my room ? so i can have a better view ?
[a boy]: or maybe you ar fat :))
[Me]: Well, if you offer me a wine and a nice chat, than... correct that. No //I started to type an answer, than i got the last two messages, he was typing them fast, not waiting for my answers, so i corrected it.
[Me]: You're too fast
[a boy]: :))
[a boy]: because i wanna go sleep :) //Now he went like many others, all-egoistic. 'I want', 'Add me' and so on. He cannot even imagine me to refuse him. Which never stops to amuse me, how sure of themselves these boys are. Think themselves as a gift from above, or like that?
[a boy]: just add me to your friends
[Me]: Than go and sleep
[Me]: no //He prefers not to notice my refuse. Or maybe he's just typing too fast to notice.
[a boy]: and we gonna have a chat one other day
[a boy]: ;)
[a boy]: and mayve sex after //Sure, of course I have to want to have sex with him. How could I possible refuse such an offer? Yes, I'm sarcastic, as I was since the beginning of this conversation.
[a boy]: you are right
[a boy]: i was rude this time //Too late. He said enough.
[Me]: I said no. Now get lost
[a boy]: get lost ?? //And here he has a rage fit.
[a boy]: fuck of you dirty cheap slut
[a boy]: fucking with guys for a glas of wine //An example of idiot's logic. I didn't said a word about having sex with him to him, I was telling him about a chat. But it's obvious, that he cannot imagine me refusing sex. In his mind he's already had his way with me as much as his perverted wish told him.
[a boy]: stupid bitch
[a boy]: youre definetly english //That's just brilliant conclusion! I am definitely English. Well. He's from Dublin, at least, that he stated in his profile. So, it might be just a common hostility towards English people. Xenophoby is usual among the lowlife. And no, I'm not English. So even this piece of hate went off target :D
[Me]: Welcome to my blacklist, lowlife. Learn to think and to behave, little boy :)
[a boy]: Sorry, you are on my ignore list... //And he was faster to ignore me. Which makes it even more funny. A boy ignoring ladies will end up playing with Robot Girl. But than, that's what he definitely deserves :D
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« #1006 : June 10, 2014, 02:18:43 PM »

Hey  babe you are sexy 


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« #1007 : June 15, 2014, 11:29:22 PM »

Today I logged  on to the  game  and  I  got this  line  .


XXXX  hey beautiful wanna fuck



Can any one teach  guys how to  approach women 

Like  do they really think women  would  talk to then .

Name changed to XXXX  prevent embarassment


« : June 16, 2014, 03:24:39 AM Brandybee »


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« #1008 : June 16, 2014, 07:11:23 PM »

My worst one......Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?

Don't know about anyone else but er.....No. Doesn't even warrant a response.


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« #1009 : June 16, 2014, 08:05:48 PM »

lol  jinger      do you ? 

 ;D


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« #1010 : June 16, 2014, 11:12:10 PM »

Not since I got bitten by that spider.  :)


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« #1011 : June 17, 2014, 04:31:27 AM »

My worst one......Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?

Don't know about anyone else but er.....No. Doesn't even warrant a response.


Hey, I got asked that yesterday.  Yeah, I just hit ignore.


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« #1012 : June 17, 2014, 06:29:20 AM »

Would he have played the animal or "bring" one?... lol

Hamsters are nice to fuck, but need to be taped around otherwise they explode.
And chicken will peck your balls...
 ::)  ;D

Last I got:

- wanna see my cock on cam? - No thank you
- please invite me. - just ignored
- want to fuck a shemale - just ignored

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« #1013 : July 17, 2014, 07:46:20 AM »

Just had a nice one:

him : hi bb
him : want your ass hole in my hard shaft
me : lol... the other way could be easier, don't you think?
him : maybe yes or not
him : what do you think
me : I think if i can get my ass in your shaft, you must have a monstrous one ...

end  of conversation... of course  :D

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« #1014 : July 23, 2014, 02:17:39 PM »


On others  with  alt  accounts

After being with some one some time  you know to much to not
recognize that person words  more if you  have been trained hard to
 observe behaviors


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« #1015 : July 23, 2014, 05:55:33 PM »

I will give you the world.
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« #1016 : July 30, 2014, 06:11:25 AM »



Here's a little gift from me to you all.  Copy this image and print it out.... then place it in a convient spot next to your keyboard.  Then the next time you feel insulted or abused, simply pick one from each column and send it as your reply.



You're welcome.




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« #1017 : July 30, 2014, 08:22:49 PM »

Very funny Cove 




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« #1018 : July 30, 2014, 09:57:11 PM »

watch out that they don't turn around and use it on you covems

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« #1019 : November 29, 2014, 01:32:00 AM »

Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.


How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!


Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.


roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
and give me an hour.


nice legs babe, what time do they open



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