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« #225 : November 15, 2010, 01:56:01 AM »

Think that was established,...

reminds me of the Bernard Russell story,..

He was sitting next to a rude woman,...when finally pushed beyond his limits asked her "Would you have sex with me for million dollars?"
 she pondered answered yes...He then asked "Would you have sex with me for ten dollars?"
she got upset,...stiffened and replied,.."No,..what type of woman do you think I am?"
to which he replied,.."I think we established that, we are just negotiating the price"

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« #226 : November 15, 2010, 02:07:54 AM »

LOL, I LIKE that!!!!

I've actually had people pester me with "Would I have sex with a guy for X amount?"

I always said no because my self-esteem would be one of the few things I couldn't get (back) with the cash.

I mention this because there are a great many "homo" girls selling themselves to the guys... and then offering to have sex with me for free.

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« #227 : November 15, 2010, 04:09:05 AM »

After the remark about my spouse, she got what she deserved, then I put her on my ignore list. Other than that I find it beneath my dignity to give people like this the light of day. As far as her name is concerned, it would be too much credit to mention it here.


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« #228 : November 15, 2010, 09:22:49 AM »

They never ask me or offer me any A$ and I don't have a spouse they can bitch about. If I where to give or recieve A$ it would be with someone I really like and not for sex.

I find it quite pitifull when people say "please" after I've told them off.

@Janine: I've come across a few of those girls and I've wondered about that. It seems very whorish to me to offer sex to someone for money when your actually not interessted in them :-\. Its just about the A$ then.
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« #229 : November 15, 2010, 03:37:41 PM »

As far as I am concerned, it is a flaw in the gifting system. It promotes prostitution. Fine by mine, but don't bother me with it. I have and will never pay for sex. I'd rather use my left hand ;)


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« #230 : November 16, 2010, 09:42:47 AM »

Is a flaw to the system, does not seem quite as prevent at this point as it was a couple months past. Straight to ignore anymore if approached as such.

last night:

her: fuck u bear
stunned a wtf moment
then at least a qualifier
Her: I want bear meat
(been awhile since I heard that line)

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« #231 : November 16, 2010, 11:03:34 AM »

People that are lacking in english can come of as very rude... I do hope my english is sufficient enough.
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« #232 : November 16, 2010, 11:26:05 AM »

I agree with Adera, some people can seem very rude because of their english (and yes, it is more tham sufficient, at least to me) and most of them simply are rude...


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« #233 : November 16, 2010, 12:21:38 PM »

Indeed,...can only imagine my frustration if the site was in Dutch or Swedish...bound to innocently make a rude remark...at least she qualified her request,...reworded...the initial shock,...caught me by surprise...

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« #234 : November 16, 2010, 01:18:40 PM »

That's why I refrain from words like "always" and "never". There is always the exception to the rule...


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« #235 : November 16, 2010, 06:26:26 PM »

Yes, but to be fair if I was trying to pick up a woman in a language I was not familiar with I would be striving to NOT be as agreesive as many get. That's not to say I don't make sure to grade on a curve, but there are plenty that basically prove that a-holes are one thing all the peoples of the world have in common.

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« #236 : November 17, 2010, 01:25:30 AM »

LMAO


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« #237 : November 17, 2010, 01:55:31 AM »

The thing is Janine, there are people with more than 3 braincells (like you) and people with less...


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« #238 : November 17, 2010, 02:07:09 AM »

It's very hard to live with less than 3. You need one for breathing, one for eating and one for... :D

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« #239 : November 17, 2010, 04:12:54 AM »

Hard but possible and the ALL seem to flock together on AChat...  ;D


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