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Re: Funny Finds

« #3210 : January 06, 2017, 02:08:36 PM »

Nick Helm-I Can Make You
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I've seen your new boyfriend
He's really good looking
If he was a rent boy
I'd probably book him
Not that I'm really into that stuff
I'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff

He's a really nice face
really nice hair
He's really polite
And he's really aware
He's got really nice teeth
A really nice tan
And he's really relaxed
When the sh!t hits the fan

But he makes ya look fat
He makes you look ugly
Like a man
He makes ya look old
Just like his nan
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat
Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse
Don't ya know that he's in a different class?
Yeah he makes you look fat

You two together
What's wrong with this picture?
You need a man
Who's waist line will eclipse ya
You need a man
Who's a little more shoddy
A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body

It's nothing you've done
You've just shot far too high
You get ignored
While they give him the eye
Don't get me wrong
I'm not saying your fat
It's just anyone would look fat
If they're sat next to that

Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes ya look ugly in the face
Don't ya know that you're looking out of place?
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat
He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don't ya know that
He's well out of your league
Yeah he makes you look fat

I've got a solution
You might like to try it
You won't have to jog
And ya won't have to diet
I'm sure you will see
To a certain degree
How good looking you'd be
If ya stood next to me

I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look much fitter than him
Look at my saggy double chin
I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
Don't ya know that I am your ideal man
I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
I can make ya look fit..that's the song!