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Something I've found: 



        when i’m married my partner and i will have:

            morning sex
            afternoon sex
            dinner sex
            after meal sex
            i made pancakes sex
            good morning sex
            they kids are at school sex
            shower sex
            bored sex
            make up sex
            break up sex
            obama won sex
            romney lost sex
            monday sex
            tuesday sex
            wednesday sex
            thursday sex
            friday sex
            saturday sex
            monday sex
            there is nothing on tv sex
            i love you sex

    what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus

oh my Lover lol it took me a bit to realize what that one referred to

LOL.. so now you know...better be careful with old men

Something I came across and so wanted to share with the nice people of this village:



life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind


*"Virginity is like a balloon.
 One prick and it's gone
 forever!

 * SEX is like a pack of
 chips, once you start you
 can't stop!

 *Exam paper is like a dick,
 When it gets hard people get
 fucked!

 *Work is like group s3x,
 10 people are behind you to
 take your place!

 * Education is like hiring a
 prostitute,
 It needs both your money and
 your hard work!

 *Success is like masturbating,
 only your own hand can let
 you achieve it.

 So basically life is " PORN"
film!"

ROFL! 

  Great

who know....

lol.....maybe a purple one, but red..... 

This is how it works :p

(http://filefap.com/view/3040730_vqstv)

Ok Ok enough of those signs and now for something a bit more that you guys will like