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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

 The missus bought a Paperback,
 down Shepton Mallet way,
 I had a look inside her bag;
 ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
 Well I just left her to it,
 And at ten I went to bed.
 An hour later she appeared;
 The sight filled me with dread...
 In her left she held a rope;
 And in her right a whip!
 She threw them down upon the floor,
 And then began to strip.
 Well fifty years or so ago;
 I might have had a peek;
 But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
 She's eighty four next week!!
 Watching Mabel bump and grind;
 Could not have been much grimmer.
 And things then went from bad to worse;
 She toppled off her Zimmer!
 She struggled back upon her feet;
 A couple minutes later;
 She put her teeth back in and said
 I am a dominator !!
 Now if you knew our Mabel,
 You'd see just why I spluttered,
 I'd spent two months in traction
 For the last complaint I'd uttered.
 She stood there nude and naked
 Bent forward just a bit
 I went to hold her, sensual like
 and stood on her left tit!
 Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
 My god what had I done!?
 She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
 "Step on the other one"!!
 Well readers, I can't tell no more;
 About what occurred that day.
 Suffice to say my jet black hair,
 Turned fifty shades of grey

   .  ROFLMAO

I've read those  books, and im laughing so much here on what you shared.
  

 

If I did that my eyes wouldn't look so big lol

wonder if I can get this game for when my Master comes see me. I might get rich taking the spanks instead of paying money hehe.

Sexi, do you know this?