Some funny thoughts on Children’s Fairy Tales

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May 29, 2013 at 9:55 pm #6408

Richard_Wolf
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A day or so ago I was talking about some story lines and rewriting fairy tales …

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum’s porridge was cold …. So a walk in woods … why? .. It’s not going to warm while she’s out

dad’s porridge was too hot …. well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don’t you let your son eat his porridge while it’s just right you cruel bastards

May 29, 2013 at 10:03 pm #96883

sexilicious
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lol maybe a walk in the woods cause bears don't eat porridge plus it wasn't like that when they left so maybe they all were too hot when they first sat down

May 29, 2013 at 10:06 pm #96884

Richard_Wolf
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May 29, 2013 at 10:13 pm #96885

Richard_Wolf
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This year on my Christmas tree I'm having :-

May 29, 2013 at 10:49 pm #96886

sexilicious
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lol those snowmen better not get too hot or they will melt

May 29, 2013 at 10:59 pm #96887

Richard_Wolf
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Laughs ….. Then they would be just the leather and carrots dangling of the branches and a puddle on the floor

May 29, 2013 at 11:08 pm #96888

sexilicious
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hehe

May 29, 2013 at 11:35 pm #96889

Richard_Wolf
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chuckles … blind folds you and spins you around before going to get a coffee …..

May 30, 2013 at 12:03 am #96890

sexilicious
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LOL blindfolds make me comfy *accidentally spills your coffee when you return* oops clumsy me bit tipsy and can't see

May 30, 2013 at 12:41 am #96891

Brandybee
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A day or so ago I was talking about some story lines and rewriting fairy tales …

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold …. So a walk in woods … why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot …. well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Worst than that though Goldilocks was a burglar, broke in, helped herself to food and broke a chair , causing damage . She should be locked up, the little delinquent !!! 😮

And Jack and the Beanstalk, well … Jack was just a murderous thief. !!! 😮

May 30, 2013 at 2:09 am #96892

Momma_andrea
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At least he eats Grandma. Old ladies need ORAL too.

May 30, 2013 at 5:19 am #96893

jayc
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lets not forget Grimms fairy tales, my dad used to read those to us when we were kids 😮
not for the faint at heart and not good bedtime stories……….just read Rumplestiltskin or my favorite childhood horror story The wolf and seven little kids.

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/ a link to all the Grimm brothers stories enjoy

May 30, 2013 at 7:20 am #96894

hentaiboy69
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A day or so ago I was talking about some story lines and rewriting fairy tales …

Well I got to thinking on my way home from work .. What was about The Three Bears, child cruelty ?

Mum's porridge was cold …. So a walk in woods … why? .. It's not going to warm while she's out

dad's porridge was too hot …. well blow on it you prick

baby bears porridge was just right .. Why don't you let your son eat his porridge while it's just right you cruel bastards

Wolf, you are talking about “Twisted Fairy Tale”, something many artists around DeviantArt had realized and post as their works….well, of course many there are pics and some are really well done, trust me!

some example here: http://jeftoon01.deviantart.com/gallery/11344500

May 30, 2013 at 10:14 am #96895

Richard_Wolf
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See what I started ……

Hi HB … I love Deviant Art there a lot of very talented artists on that site. Some those artists put my efforts to shame !!!

May 30, 2013 at 10:31 am #96896

hentaiboy69
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yes……love some of the work i see there, specially Sunstone comic…….LOVE IT! a wonderfull BDSM comics of a great artist who had work on Witchblade comic and now he have a new one….Ravine!

Here a page on forum for the Sunstone comic: https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2508.0.html

aaaaaand here some of the artist concept:
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