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You hear a roar and see me ride up with some of my friends………… “I spare your life”
you leave……………my hill..i plant my flag
I walk up to you and ask you to leave. You say fighting over this hill is madness. I yell…This…..is…..Sparta! I kick you off the hill. My hill.
dusting myself off, i unleash my fiercest “dog of war” with his ” significant other” on back he races up the hill dodging your tank rounds. he confronts you and the thought of these two being intimate and sharing tender moments. rattles your thought process to the point where you make a confused retreat.
i return to the summit and dig in for a counterattack. my hill for now
As you are digged in you suddenly hear Wagner's “Ride of the valkyries” played loud. As you look up you see me and my buddies appear in the sky
You try to fight back, must flee soon as bullits and napalm surround the hill top.
As all is settled down, i land my huey on the top of the hill. and as i command my buddies while they prepear for a counter attack i say the famous words
“I Love the smell of napalm in the morning, it's MY HILL now”The distinctive sound of something mechanical is heard rising up the hill. Suddenly the soft sounds of Ravel's Bolero is playing… drifting across on the wind.
A bevy of beautiful women appear out of the darkness.
… but are they women? NO!
They are not ordinary women… they open fire from their brassier guns….
Clearing the way for more troops… as they make their way to your headquarters.
Appearing in your bedroom…
You are seduced by their seductive ways…
They release their gas… you are quickly incapicitated.
We toss you and your army off the hill.
IT'S MY HILL NOW
Then…. i take my sword, and climb the hill…. i see the war, i see the women, but no one can fight against me and my friends.
We run up the top of the hill…. we found some women… and we do what they want…
After it, we fight so hard against all people over there…
So i climb the hill with a big jump…
And now, the HILL is mine… feeling the rain of the victory over my face. I am the new king of the hill…
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With so much soldiers on top of the hill,a frontal attack would be suicide so i go for the stealth approuch this time.
Sneaking closer, but still far enough away i come in range to pick them off one by one
All left for me to do is walk up the hill and roll those body's back down.
THE HILL IS MINE NOW
I loose my Hill… in a moment after the shooter do his job. But as always, i have my B PLAN, and i go again to the begin of the hill with my Plan B.
The shooter dont know that i go, and when he look at me, its too late for him, and i start a big fight for the hill.
My team Plan B do the work for me, start to fight for two targets, take again the hill and take under arrest Mrsexlover, i start to fight so hard with my tim, climbing with my special weapons…
Finally, i conquer again the hill, with the help of Hukk, so i let him in the hill under my orders
Mrsexlover is under arrest now…
The hill is mine… and i will be always looking for the next one
Having aided Zoe' with the capturing of the hill I am given special rights to look after the hill alongside with him.
Zoe and I toast to our victory. “Hazzaah!”
He spills some of his beer atop my shirt. “Sorry Hukk.” he says. “This is my vintage Power Rangers shirt…Zoe'.” I say fuming.
“Um….lo siento..?” he adds with a worried expression. 'Big mistake…this make Hukk….ANGRY”
Suddenly, my body mass increases….I turn bright green, as I punch the ground with my fists. “HUKK SMASH.”
I take you, and fling you off into space. I triumphantly beat my chest, as I -the incredible Hukk- now have dominion over this hill. HILL HUKK.
My friends just arrive in time to set me free
afterwards i pull back and plan the next attack on that hill. Me and all my subcommander assemble to discuss the next option
Seems with this Hukk holding the hill we need all the troops we can get. I rally up my troops and together we march to the hill
Time to get them of the hill forever. As we go on the attack storming the hill
Victory is ours, and my troops quickly erect a tower so we even have higher ground and a further view to defend this hill
It's MY HILL Now
I feel lost, dazed, after the betrayal of Hulk. I head up the hill again, it should be mine, I tell myself as I watch something evil has taken over.
A dark chairs the hilltop. It is a tragedy that I have to solve, and step by step way to my destination, up the hill, you will be mine.
My gladiators and my group of avengers fail before… and now… i need to look for other ways. The big eye over the hill is looking me, so first i have to try to make a trick to him, because i underestimated when only a mrsexlover saw a man with a rifle … and then came back with a whole legion alien. His army is numerous, as his greatness, but the greatness of all empires have their weakness, and I want that hill, I want it for me and my horse.
Only two horses my hands and I will conquer the hill my hill, my dream, my life. Prepare the Trojan horse is a good way to go, and thus able to sneak a virus that weakens your army, just so I can them down,. In a test tube, mix a bit of flu, with some malaria and yellow fever. A little sick reptile droppings and the magic touch, a power ring that distract everyone.
All of them take a strange sickness… and go from the hill…
Shipping my trojan horse, and immediately I rode with Silver, my faithful friend, (not like others, really Hulk: P).
I climb to the top … and came back to win … I'm the King of the Hill.
Now.. the Hill is mine… and i feel strong… but as superman, the spanish “Zorro” have his criptonite…
to be continue…
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