Vaelene. Vaelene’s goofball corner

And here is another one just the very next day.  The thrills never stop.
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john doe: Hi, Your city and country seems familiar Wanna talk ?

Vaelene to john doe: Hello

Vaelene to john doe: And sure

john doe: Hi ) lol. A bit confused what that meant, but it's dark humor, right?

john doe: I meant the “suck and fuck only my husband” part btw

Vaelene to john doe: I wasn't sure either really, but no harm in chatting

Vaelene to john doe: Ah ok

john doe: If this meant you had a relationship in here?

Vaelene to john doe: I do, with my real husband

john doe: Yeah, i do the same with my girlfriend actually

Vaelene to john doe: Ah ok, cool

john doe: But I've been given a “free pass”

Vaelene to john doe: Oh I see

john doe: After we tried a threesome in here 2 days ago. Which I think was her secret dream . lol

john doe: Just took some time to admit it

Vaelene to john doe: Oh, I take it that is was a MMF threesome?

john doe: Yep

john doe: It worked damn well if I may say so

Vaelene to john doe: Well that is good

john doe: Ehhh… We both fucked her.. I've showered enough together with other guys to know that I'm not gay

john doe: And you? What's your pleasures?

Vaelene to john doe: I didn't think you were gay lol.  And I guess my pleasures are about the same as most

john doe: Good point . It's different methods, but we all have the same goal

john doe: Unless you are a 18 year old guy who's been reading too much porn

Vaelene to john doe: lol

john doe: That's never a good thing for the virgins walking around that age

john doe: There's should be a class for boys age 12-18 on “how to treat girls”. The world would have been a much better place then

Vaelene to john doe: Your going over my head hun, maybe back on topic

john doe: I'm going over my own head sometimes, so sorry bout that

john doe: Here's the cliff note version: I'm a musician http://www.discogs.com/artist/1188962-John-Martinsen  and I have Bipolar disorder. My “outlet” is sex – instead of drugs/alcohol etc

Vaelene to john doe: Oh, well sorry to hear about the bipolar part.  But guess it's good you found an outlet on here

john doe: Well, not sure. Coz I love my girlfriend and I haven't cheated on her. Yet I'm in here…

Vaelene to john doe: So are you talking about sex you and your girlfriend do on here, or real life?

john doe: It's the same girl

john doe: And im not sure she gave me a free pass “just to be kind” or if it's okay

john doe: Sorry, I'm being a party crasher here

john doe: Shall I leave Vaelene?

Vaelene to john doe: Just have me a bit confused is all

john doe: I tend to have that effect on people

john doe: I used to fuck anything with a pulse, but stopped when I met her. Now I am a bit confused. I guess that's why I turned to someone who had listed themselves as a sex maniac..

john doe: But listen, I'll figure out stuff instead of bringing them in here. Nice talking to you

Vaelene to john doe: Alright, take care hun and good luck to you

john doe: Thanx Didn't mean to dump my problems on you. Sorry about that Bye
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Oh good times, good times. .  I guess all I can say is, look both ways before crossing the street. >.<

Reading the profile of the person you choose to chat at helps.  Can't put much on a profile so it takes maybe what, 5 seconds to read?

john doe: hi

Vaelene to john doe: Hello

john doe: how r u

Vaelene to john doe: Ok, you?

john doe: thx

“”Thanks for what? “”

john doe: wht r u doing

“”And why is he texting?””

Vaelene to john doe: Not much

john doe: r u maried

Vaelene to john doe: Yes

john doe: good

“”What is good?””

john doe: ur hubby know

Vaelene to john doe: Know what?

john doe: about here

Vaelene to john doe: Well if you read my profile you'd already know the answer to that hun

john doe: good

“”Again what is good??””
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Look up, look down, look all around. . .Nope still don't get it, what the hell people??

Three in the same evening woooo lol.  And one right after the other.  Now this guy I feel started to abuse me with the whole fuck my husband up the ass comment and a few other things, so I am not changing his name. ( I have . Brandybee )  He was being an ass and over stepping, if the mod tells me to change it later I will have to.

Nutter : your real hubby?

Vaelene : That's right

Nutter: you dont fuck with others?

Vaelene  Nope

Nutter: maybe … ass? gg

Vaelene : Maybe kiss, or hand job, that kind of thing.  But that's it

Vaelene : And no, I don't do anal

Nutter: ok… thats fair

Nutter: gg

“”What the hell is this “gg” crap?””

Nutter: your hubby is on?

Vaelene : Not right now

Nutter: your hubby dont know….

Nutter: you suk my cock… he dont know gg

Vaelene : I only suck him :p

Nutter: i like sucking from married girls gg

Vaelene : Well that's great, but your not getting sucked from me

Nutter: gg

Nutter: maybe … your hubby want my cock in his ass… that was a great idea i think gg

Vaelene : How about I fuck you in your ass?  That sounds like a great idea I think

Nutter: ok bb

Nutter:  gg

Vaelene : Ok let's go

Nutter: do it bb

“”I invite to my room””

Vaelene : Hi

Nutter: hello sweety

“”I bring up the bend the guy over and fuck his ass with dildo pose I have””

Nutter: mmmmm

“”Fucking him with strap on””

Vaelene : mmmm nice ass hun

Nutter: come on bb

Nutter: such nice tits

Vaelene : You take it well

Nutter: lets swich pose

“”He puts up the bend girl over pose, I don't click it””

Nutter: wank my cock too bb

Vaelene : But I'm enjoying fucking your ass baby

Nutter: thats sooooo fine bb

Vaelene : I don't want your cock

Nutter: ooooooooh yesssssssss

Nutter: fuck me baby

“”I'm really pounding him with my strap on and he keeps throwing up poses to fuck me in but I never click””

Nutter: sooooo gooooood

Nutter: deeeeeeeeeeeep

Nutter: deeeeeeeeeeper

Vaelene : All up in you baby

Nutter: come on slut

Vaelene : Your the slut taking it up the ass baby

Vaelene : mmmmmm yes take it

Nutter: oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nutter: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Nutter: come on top bb

Nutter: i dont tell it to your hubby

Vaelene : lol

Vaelene : In your dreams ass slut

Vaelene : Take care

“”I leave the room””
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Takes all kinds I guess, some people can really spoil Achat.  But at least I got to bend him over, he thought he'd get a shot at me if he went through with it I guess. . .Wrong!!!

Name changed to “Nutter”.  Moderated by Brandybee

Ok so wanted to say that others can post on here as well.  I can't be the only one that goes through silly or goofy stuff on Achat.  Feel free to post up some of your strange and funny times as well.  I think if this keeps going with out any reply back from anyone I'll go ahead and take my topic down. 

Awesome I'm glad someone is getting a kick out of them then.  And yeah I will stop some and answer things for them from their profile.  Like they will start to say where they are from and I will tell them as it was listed on their profile lol.  But anyway as long as people are getting entertainment from my posts here I'll keep putting them up.

Thanks Brandybee, glad to see some people are getting a kick from them.  Be nice to get some that are simply silly or funny, and less that are rude or mean.  I think this time a year makes people a little pissy lol.  I'm sure after new years goes through I'll end up getting hit with more funny times though. 

P.S.  Brandybee, your name is so fun to say lol.  Every time I say it I giggle