Wetbone. Not new in here but i think its time

Hello, i am already in here since March 2012. I am German (Yes we kicked Brasil out of tournament), and i speak english quite well. I am 55 years of age and live near Hamburg.
You can see therefore that i am here over two years now that i like it in here and in Achat. I think i am a funny guy and for that i will leave a little joke:

Out German coach Jogi Loew offers his soccerteam the following. Everbody of you guys gets 1500$ if he is able to shoot 5 times a penalty.
Thomas Mueller tries fiirst, but just the first shoot fails. After him Miroslav Klose tries his luck. The first four balls go straight into goal, but the fifth fails.
Then a little boy is coming to the soccerfield. He is carrying a cat and a bucket with water. He asks if he can try also. Jogi says yes. The little boy dips the cat into the waterbucket and shoot the ball. Right in!!! First goal for him. And he is lucky for the next 4 shoots, but everything the same. He dips the cat into the bucket and shoot. So, five goals!
At the end of the competition the soccerplayers ask him how he does it. He answers:
My father always says, as long as the pussy is wet, it evertime goes in….

Hope i translated it well from german…

See you guys arround and especially the Ladys!