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You have someone special you want to send Valentine wishes? You don't have someone special, but nevertheless want to send wishes? This is your chance
Post your poem, your little story, a pic or whatever you want here. There is just one rule:
You have to add least 5 of these words/attitudes:– bad morning breath
– snoring
– farting
– bad manners
– ugly
– old
– gobbling your meal
– stink like hell
– dirty panties/briefs
– scratching your balls
– shattering without break
– drinking alcohol
– bit of snot/booger
– hairy like a monkey
– rotten teeth
– warts in face
– fat
– too stupid to pee in the snow
– I wouldn't fuck you even if you'd be the last person on earth
– puke
– poison
– bad breath
– spare tyre
– slobSpecial thanks to jingerbird for your inspiration
hmmmm set a huge task
good words to use I have a few now how many times can we post
Valentine Be Mine.
I see you in my thoughts and dreams,
Gobbling your meal, how real it seems.
You are hairy like a monkey,
With drool on your chin and… stinkeeeNo one truly knows or understands,
You have my joy in your hands.
You are big and strong, You snore and groan,
You talk in your sleep and moan and drone.Inside your walls, you are in your prime,
Drinking alcohol, in all your grime.
Others in your life will come and go,
cus scratching your balls is all you know.I may not be rich or the smartest one,
But I like you so much, you are my sun.
You light up my life every time you call,
When the time is up, I just want to bawl.You are my stars, you are my shining moon,
I like it with you, my lumbering goon.
So when you sleep, take this to heart,
I will let rip an almighty fart.No words could ever tell you,
No action could express
The way I feel about you,
With you, my life’s a mess!There's everything I could say,
And everything I could do
To let you know just how much
Cleaning up you should do.So smarten up in double quick time,
And come to me, my valentine.Brandybee.
Your lips are poison
and your breath is on fire
Your guts atrocious
with a great big spare tireYou try to maul me
and always have your way
My mother warned me
But I didn’t think you’d stayNow the years are gone
And I see that you’re still here
You empty out my fridge
And you drink up all my beerkids got used to you
And they even call you Dad
Mother still warns me
But I think even she’s gladYou never beat me
and often times have a job
Unlike my father…
Now there’s a Shit fuckin’ slob
Happy Valentine's Day
Omg I saw this and had the best laugh in a long time
Know where is my Beer
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