The Sheriff

Driving around the city  at 100 Miles per Hour  yes  I can do that  I am the new Sheriff  My  rules 
I like to arrive on time to my office punctual  its a must ..

Hmmm I walked in to the sheriff station,  I am met with some  Stare  , smiles and grins
and    by the Deputy's  and some      misfits  growls

Deputy Edwards  and  Diaz  come and  greed me with a devilish smile and walk me to my office .

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I can get used to this place I think but it definitely need a deep cleaning.
needs ti be  refurbish  . I  look out the window  and see  the yard  I like what
I see  they say that is for me  My mouth drops !  I love it  cant wait to drive it

  Deputy Diaz start to sing Hey Sexy Lady by shaggy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcg__eDktgY&list=PLZWnGRRryxfTAcYwSxyf6ap07b9vt8uIP

and I cant control  it  Latina hips start to move to the left and to the right

[Intro: Shaggy]
Sexy, hot, I love your style girl, put it on me
Brian and Tony Gold let the ladies know, they got it goin on
Uh! Shaggy!!!

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady, I like your flow
Your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!!! (Uh!)
You put it on me (That's right) ceiling to floor
Only you can make me, scream and beg for moooooore!!!

[Verse 1: Shaggy]
Her body's callin bawlin got me crawlin up the wall and
My size ain't small it's tall and catch here comes her clothes be fallin
Her neighbor's callin bawlin all this noise is so appallin
They must believe we're brawlin headboards band till early mornin

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady (Uh!!) I like your flow
Your body's bangin (Yo) out of controoooooool!!! (A big tune)
You put it on me (Uh!!)) ceiling to floor (Ceiling to floor baby)
Only you can make me (Uh) scream and beg for moooooore!!!

[Verse 2: Shaggy]
I was her father's choosin,performance left her snoozin
Rug burns her knees we're bruised and, she's hooked ain't no refusin

[Brian And Tony Gold:]
I knew it all along (Uh!) she was the perfect one (What!!!)
She really put it on (On me) I had to write a song

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady (She's drivin me nuts) I like your flow (Uh! Uh!)
Your body's bangin (Sexy Lady) out of controoooooool!!! (Sweet and nice)
You put it on me (You know you got that figure) ceiling to floor
Only you can make me (Wow) scream and beg for moooooore!!!

[Verse 3: Brian And Tony Gold]
Hey sexy lady you be fine drive me crazy movin on, and on, and on
Hey sexy lady you be fine drive me crazy movin on, and on, and on

[Shaggy (Brian And Tony Gold)]
Gal your extra sexy like (Whoa) and you make me wanna say (Hi)
And you shake you shake your thong (Low)
Gal you wicked to ras it nah (Lie)
Gal I like the way how you (Flow) everytime you pass me (By)
Gal you wiggly jiggly and (Oh) and you wicked to ras it nah (Lie)

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady (Uh!) I like your flow (Whaddat)
Your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!!!
You put it on me (Put it on me baby) ceiling to floor (Uh!!)
Only you can make me (Only you) scream and beg for moooooore!!!

[Outro: Shaggy]
Uh, moist, ha ha ha ha ha ha

So  seating here all day in my office  bored just drinking
my tea and free donuts ..

I hear a  lots of screams and shuts ..just then Deputy Edwards and Diez  drag in some  girls in
 

~ listening carefully ~

they seat them down and  ,I just had to go hear this  ,, by the way they  look they  had some cat fight  hmm..

it is always a good laugh hearing this ..Just as I seat to hear this …the  pretty little red hair girl looks at me  and flatters here  long lashes 
at me   ,, deputy Diaz cracks a  joke say's  she must have a  crush on me  ,, I  lol at him and punch him   do your work BOY!  I shout back at him grinning ….

It seemed  that it is  just a little girl fight over a guy  ofc who can it not be

Nothing new to this world  , who has not had  them but to go all wild aggressive is the reason they where  brought in.

just then the pertty little lady jumps on the other one and starts it  over and over  ..

  the new one day new  Deputy  comes in at the right time  starts creaming I can not help but laugh at this days events ..

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Just then one of  them Jumps  up and  confesses .

Diaz  points the finger at  Deputy Edwards   

I think to myself not bad not bad   
  who would not want some of that!   lol

After hearing enough of this collage girls I say  to them   to get out ..I get up and run to the bathroom

I think all  tea and free donuts  are coming out 

A another day  a another  dollar !