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  • #8768
    Tift
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      We all have someone we love to hate for whatever reason and so this is the chance
      to put that special someone into the Campervan of Doom – for when it is full it will be
      dropped in mid-Atlantic from 30,000 feet so choose carefully.

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/NLfXRWk.jpg?1[/img]

      Trump might be a prime candidate, the British royal family another since whoever
      chooses to be addressed as majesty or highness deserves what they get since we
      all eat and shit the same.  The go compare man another and the meerkats (next time
      you see Jose Mourinho being interviewed on tv, close your eyes and you will hear the
      voice of the meerkats).  It can be who ever gets on your tits so much you have to
      give them a nomination … the only proviso is that you give a brief reason for it.

      And if your disagree that a nominee does not deserve such a fate then feel free to
      give a counterblast but explain why.

      This might be the dumbest idea ever or it might fly with a little help from you.

      The first nominee is a British cabinet minister, a weasly hypocritical little shitbag
      who deserves a good punch in the mouth – Michael Gove … and a photo, must I ?
      Yes a photo, do it.

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/tejU2ce.jpg?1[/img]
      You didn't think I would put a real photo of him, did you ?

      So come on folks,  send in your nominations, nobody is safe !

      #168199
      Soniaslut
      Participant

        I’d like to nominate…..see below. Agreeing with Mr. Crosby, but Achat has no funds for a space program.
        So get the little shit in the campervan…

        #168200
        Soniaslut
        Participant

          While we're getting rid of folk……let's strap this simpering songstress in a seat and wish her Bon Voyage.
          Goody friggin' two shoes.

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          Hope she has a “swift” journey…to Oblivion  ;D

          #168201
          Tift
          Participant

            Simply put, the guy’s a TWAT

            #168202
            Tift
            Participant

              For his sheer arrogance
              that whining wheedling voice
              the way he stands at the microphone
              the bastard’s gotta go

              (feel free to refute me, anyone)

              #168203
              Vaughan
              Moderator

                okay,  I'll refute and agree..

                Trump –  yeah for wrecking our planet and producing a son who trophy hunts. Not wearing a mask…  There's loads of other reasons, I'm sure but those are good nough.

                The Senior Royals  no. They are pretty cool, do great things for tourism  and have amazing history and pageantry. 
                Prince Andrew &  co  & Prince Edward & co can go though.  Push them in the campervan.

                Michael Gove –  Agree. He is a little backstabber and not worthy of being a senior politician.  Into the campervan.

                Jamie Oliver – Disgree. He improved school meals and encouraged kids to eat healthy. Cant put him in there. Least hes trying to improve public health through food and nutrition.  Come one,  he rid the world of Turkey Twizzlers!!! – Useless fried pieces of mechanical meat and meat flavourings.

                Taylor Swift?  No opinion on her … sorry

                Michael Mcintyre –  Disagree. I actually like his sense of humour and enjoy the comedy when he sends texts on celebrities phones to all their contacts. He also described himself once as the fat Pierce Brosnen…. I rather like having him about to cheer the nation up in these Covid times.

                Liam Gallager –  No. Love his music and fights with his brother.  I'll save him from the van.

                My nomination ….

                Carl Bek-Nielsen, chief executive director of United Plantations Bhd, the company's oil palm estate in Perak, Malaysia and all the palm oil directors and those government officals for allowing the uncontrolled and devastating deforestation in Borneo caring little for the enviroment, the wildlife or the indiginous people.  Its criminal and still happening.

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                #168204
                Tift
                Participant

                  Thanks to the new comers for their thruppence-worth.

                  Gallagher is going for his arrogance and not his music, I just cant stand the guy.

                  The Queen has to go … she is not even English or British but of German extraction (the Saxe-Coburg’s changed their name to Windsor in the Great War) — nobody should be called Your Majesty or Your Highness (all started by Richard II) – no she is just another human being. And those upper-class idiots who bow and scrape before her deserve to go in the campervan with her.

                  #168205
                  Soniaslut
                  Participant

                    Agreeing with Jessi and re-upping.
                    Why no one has suggested this smug, self-serving, sanctimonious, slimy scumbag before is beyond me. The man is an ignorant, racist narcissist who should have been strangled at birth. Get the bastard strapped in the van and rid the world of this arsehole.

                    #168206
                    Jordan1
                    Participant

                      I nominate for the campervan of doom in no particular order:

                      1 social injustice
                      2 distributive injustice
                      3 poverty
                      4 capitalism
                      5 bigotry
                      6 the 1% ers.

                      Probably a bit of overlapping and that list but, will take care of a lot of problems (maybe, I hope).

                      #168207
                      Kaitlyn1989
                      Participant

                        Sorry i’m a bit late… had company for the holidays… SHAME ON ME. :

                        🙂

                        If there is still a seat open… i found the purfect seatmate for “Diaper DON” ;D

                        KIM JONG-un of North Korea

                        Another NARCISSIST… who cares only for themselves, NOT for their peeps. a CANCER upon the world, GOOD RIDDANCE to them both.

                        #168208
                        Tift
                        Participant

                          Purely for the ludicrous comedy of the mankini
                          and I found his comedy, although parody, to be
                          cringe-worthy in the same way a lot of American comedy is

                          I don’t have to write his name .. any refutes in the normal way … 8)

                          #168209
                          Tift
                          Participant

                            This gormless plonker who’s banal catch-phrases would make a 6 year-old cringe,
                            who’s concept of comedy is tedious, pathetic and prosaic; but it makes millions of
                            British people laugh which says much, and I am amazed that he has got away
                            with it for so long. Ah-ha and so long you boring little shit.

                            #168210
                            Soniaslut
                            Participant

                              i don’t need to do any more than put up a picture.
                              I’m sure no one will disagree.

                              #168211
                              Soniaslut
                              Participant

                                Make sure there’s a seat for this annoying, arrogant, potato-faced has been.

                                #168212
                                Soniaslut
                                Participant

                                  Make sure there's a seat for this annoying, arrogant, potato-faced has been.

                                                           [img]https://i.imgur.com/Hc1sD2K.jpg?1[/img]

                                  Sonia:  Who is it?

                                  Sorry Jessi……..it's Robbie Williams

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