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  • February 8, 2021 at 2:08 pm #8837
    Tift
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    Original and Non-contentious Limericks only please

    To be written by you, preferably anything Achat –
    But anything as long as it is original and written by you –
    the emphasis on you (but please, no maligning others)
    and please take the next number

    No.1

    A horny young guy called Adi
    chased after the girls like crazy
    But it wasn't a tart
    who stole his heart
    But Iwona – who now is his Lady

    February 8, 2021 at 3:52 pm #169197
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 2

    A nymph from the Isle Of Lesbos
    Has a mound where Man never goes;
    And one night, for a dare,
    I sneaked my way there…
    Now we're frequently loving bedfellows.

    February 8, 2021 at 4:01 pm #169196
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 3

    I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
    Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
    His butler, the cad,
    Buggered off with his Jag
    Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.

    February 9, 2021 at 12:15 am #169199
    Tift
    Participant

    No.4

    A juicy young strumpet called Lisa
    Once straddled the tower of Pisa
    With one little shove
    it fit like a glove
    But nobody would believe her

    February 9, 2021 at 6:03 pm #169200
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 5

    My friend BambiGurl from Switzerland
    And I met one day wholly unplanned
    We undressed in a field
    Unto me she did yield
    And her clit felt the heat of my hand

    February 9, 2021 at 8:34 pm #169201
    DayDrinker
    Participant

    No. 6


    There was a girl named DayDrinker
    Even though she was quite a thinker
    A poem she once wrote
    That no one would quote
    Because it was a real stinker

    February 9, 2021 at 10:25 pm #169202
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 7

    One evening whilst strolling in Kent
    I saw feet sticking out from a tent.
    I thought, “I know those feet”,
    So inside I did peep.
    It was Tift loitering with intent.

    February 10, 2021 at 8:02 am #169203
    Tift
    Participant

    No.8

    She stood in a window in Night
    Hoping for nice Mr Right
    along came a gimp
    three tarts and a pimp
    But nothing to set her alight

    February 10, 2021 at 2:54 pm #169204
    Tift
    Participant

    the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication

    No.9

    Sonia went down to Bude
    To appear on the stage in the nude
    A man in the front
    Shouted out cunt !
    Just like that, bloody rude

    February 10, 2021 at 11:02 pm #169205
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 10

    Oh Corina, Corina
    Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
    With your legs splayed apart
    On the back of his cart
    Screaming out like a laughing hyena

    the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication


      No objection at all.
    Quid infantes sumus?
            xx00xx
            Sonia

    No.9

    Sonia went down to Bude
    To appear on the stage in the nude
    A man in the front
    Shouted out cunt !
    Just like that, bloody rude

    February 10, 2021 at 11:42 pm #169206
    Corina_33
    Participant

    No. 10

    Oh Corina, Corina
    Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
    With your legs splayed apart
    On the back of his cart
    Screaming out like a laughing hyena

    ;D ;D ;D
    the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication


      No objection at all.
    Quid infantes sumus?
            xx00xx
             Sonia

    No.9

    Sonia went down to Bude
    To appear on the stage in the nude
    A man in the front
    Shouted out cunt !
    Just like that, bloody rude

    February 10, 2021 at 11:46 pm #169207
    Corina_33
    Participant

    You too must to pray in Achat Church !
    Mother Corina is waiting for you both !  ;D ;D ;D

    February 11, 2021 at 2:13 pm #169208
    Soniaslut
    Participant

    No. 11

    Corina the Mother Superior
    Has a pussy shaped like a gardenia
    But rather than smelling
    Like she descended from heaven
    It reminds one of harsh oven cleaner

    February 11, 2021 at 3:14 pm #169209
    Corina_33
    Participant

    Btw…it smells like jasmine ! You are free to (smell) taste it…hehehe ;D ;D ;D

    February 12, 2021 at 6:02 am #169210
    Tift
    Participant

    No.12

    A big chubby sub called Tiffany
    Gave me a sudden epiphany
    It was made very clear
    she was ancient, and dear
    She'd claimed she was twenty, Oh Infamy !!

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