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comes walking around the front and over hears hentai then giggles and jumps on Hentai's back.  "Free Drink Free Drink,  giddy  up!"  with a soft wap to the head with a hello kitty purse then points to the B&G door.  "That a way!"

Sexilicious's dance is one hot performance and the crowd goes wild, opening their mouths in awe as she expertly pours some punch down her very long delectable leg into a punter's mouth. Phew !!

Tight mentions something about collecting the pudding truck and I pinch his ass as he walks passed me, " Hey Tight , you are going to be my corner man in the pudding pit right ?"   He smiles that attractive smile of his    " Of course, I wouldn't miss it for the world"   I grin back.

" Thank you, hurry back soon , You're drink will be kept behind the bar for your return "

Gothic Girl walks in as  Hentai and then All_for _you take their turn at the mic.  Its a popular night  and everyone is swinging and enjoying all the new talent here ... Simon Cowel would have a field day , signing everyone up for X Factor

Old Joe gives Gothic Girl a drink and I greet her , " Hi welcome to the hippest place in Achat Land,  that first drink is free by the way"  She thanks Old Joe and sees her friends at the table. Lydia waves to her to come and sit with her,  ssgt & Bono at their table. She walks over to them.

I hear a beautiful song suddenly begin and look over to the voice singing... Bear ...with a Batman mask and Pink Cowboy Hat on." Maybe a new take on Village people", I muse &  grin at him , fixing the old battered hat in place, I have on.  The words are quite moving & I wonder which one of his lucky ladies inspired him to sing such a moving song.

There seems to be a bit of a commotion behind the counter of the Bar and Old Joe looking a little astonished as two beautiful Officers from Nymphomania emerge out of a secret door there.

I immediately recognise them ,   Pafe & Satoire back from their space travels.   Their reports from their space station legendary in the bar and making contact with Ambassador Spock.

They try to discreetly leave but Hentai & All_for_you , make them at least have a drink or ten before getting in their pedal cars.
I immediately greet both Officers.   " Joe crack open a bottle of Champagne for these fine ladies and some rum donuts on the house " 

"I'm glad you came to visit... tell me ... Have you met Captain James T Kirk Yet ?  Cus would you mind giving him my phone number, you know .. if he should ever pass  this way at all .. "    Pafe grins understanding immediately of my interest in that fine man. 
" Of course" tucking my number in her ample bosom.

We all hug each other and they explain they have to leave soon for further space training.  Covems is also with them sipping his sarsparilla, keeping an eye on the secret door for any escaping dwarfs.

I ring the bar bell,   to attract the attention of the bar  " Ladies & Gentleman, we have important visitors at the bar today,  Both of these fine Officers Pafe & Satoire  are currently doing important work for all of Nymphomania in Space and may I also present Pafe, the runner up in the last Erotic Story Competition with  "Click, A Cherie & Paula Story"

Cheers & whistles echo round the bar.  All_for_You buys them both a drink  and I grin .." you may have bad heads going back on your journey"

Hentai issues a challenge to them both, they got to drink up or face a consequence.  I cant help but grin and signal to JD the bull may be needed, who knows??

I turn to them both,  " There's a volunteers list over there ladies for Pudding Pit wrestling...   I know the men in here would be particularly interested if you would do us the honour of taking part, maybe some of the ladies would be too ...." 

Alita suddenly joins the group by playfully jumping on Hentai's back ...  we wait for their answers as they munch on the rum donuts contemplating...

Alita jumping on my back was an unexpected event....i had never had the chance to talk with her, but she looks a funny and friendly girl. And now, seems like she has exchange me for her pony and blabbing about a free drink.
I hold her thighs tight and wink to Brandy, who had joined us, then i turn my face to Alita.

"You want a free drink!? Sure, but first, you gonna have a free ride!"

I begin to rush between the table....dodging the costumers isn't so easy and sometimes it happen to hit them but, being in the spirit of the B&G they laugh when i pass over them. After a full tour of the bar (including the pool room), i move back to the counter where Pafe, Satoire and Brandy are laughing loud.

"Again, again!" alita yell to me.

I try to breath before answer her.... "Let me take a break, girl......and Joe, two cold house ales for us, please!"

Old Joe hands the ales to us and i grab mine, drinking it in one go....the fresh fluid running down my throath regain my energy when suddenly i feel something cold running down from my neck to my spine. Shivers run into my body making me cough some ale out of my mouth....i turn my face to Alita and look at her smiling face.

"Ok, Alita....that's a declaration of war between us!"

"Welcome to the bar, Oxana and Gothic Girl.  Sit back, relax and have some fun" I say as I introduce myself to the new comers.  "I am James_Dean, but most people call me JD.  I "run" the mechanical bull and make sure it is all in good, safe working order.  Let me know if you ever want to try it out.  I'll go easy on you the first time"  I say, smiling coyly.

After excusing myself, I walk over to where Brandy is, making sure everything is going ok.

"So tell me, JD, do you have anything else up your sleeves?" she questions.

"What do you mean, Bee?" I reply.

"Well, first, the egg, and then the cyborg.  What else are you planning?" she asks with a smirk.

"Brandy.. do you seriously want inside my head?" I remark, as I give a chuckle. 

"Good answer!" she replies back.   "Well, do you have another song you can sing?  The first one  was a good one.  Think you can top it?"

"Um, I guess I can try." as strut back to the stage. 

Grabbing the mic, I whisper to the band the title of the song. 

The guitar riff cuts through the noisy crowd....


Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

<Everyone rushes the dance floor to dance to this 80's classic>


And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute

'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me, I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

<I jump on the stage speaker and do my best air guitar>

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman like that
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl

The crowd applauds as the song ends.... I head back to the bar for another drink. 

Hi everone, this is my friend from Russian Gothic Girl her name is Oxana, So lets give a big Welcome to the Bar & Grill,, her english is good but not as good as ours, so be easing on her..

As I swig my beer, I see Jane making her way over to where I am.  She has a smile on her face so something must be up. 

"You aren't done yet cowboy" she says as she grabs my hand and pulls me back on stage.  "Do you know <whispers the song title in my ear>?" 

"Yeah, I know that song," I reply.  "A duet?"

She motions to the band. 

<Jane>     Woah-oh-oh-oh
<JD>       It's always a good time
<Jane>   Woah-oh-oh-oh
<JD>       It's always a good time

<JD>
Woke up on the right side of the bed
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?
Hands up if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time.

Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

<Jane>  Good morning and good night I wake up at twilight
<Both>  It's gonna be alright
<JD> We don't even have to try It's always a good time

<Both>
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

<Jane>
Freaked out, dropped my phone in the pool again
Checked out of my room hit the ATM
Let's hang out if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time
 
<JD>  Good morning and good night
<Jane> I wake up at twilight It's gonna be alright
<JD> We don't even have to try It's always a good time.

<Both>
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

<JD> Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then
<Jane> Doesn't matter where It's always a good time there
<JD> Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then

<we point our mics to the crowd that yells>  IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!

<Both>
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

As the song ends, Jane gives me a small peck on the cheek.  "Great job Jane!" I say as I assist her off the stage.

Everyone cheers and claps at JD's fabulous singing and the duet with Tangojane was just beautiful.

I jump up to get the mic,  " Folks , we will be preparing the pudding pit now for the wrestling tonight .. in the meantime the  mic will remain open for a little longer.  Then, it will belong to Lover for the wrestling. Of course after these matches are over it will be open again for all you budding singers out there. In the meantime the bar and all its facilities are there for you to enjoy... and please ...  do "

I go to speak to Covems, Lover, Jayc, JD , Tight & Stone for preparations for the nights events.....

enjoying the open mic night, i hear Brandys annoucement and walk over to her staff meeting......looking a bit nervous she gives me her "do your job" look and i smile and  tell her relax and get ready, Stone you too. i adress the staff.........ok Covems get the lights and PA warmed up. Joe lets get the outdoor bar set up, JD get the tiki torches lit up and a good fire going.......... this is going to be fun i muse as we all spring into action

The room lights lower which causes  pitch blackness throughout the bar.

 Lovers voice sounds over the mic, “ Ladddddddddddddddddddies and Gentlemen, the night’s entertainment has begun.  May I present the challengers of the pudding pit ....   BRANDYBEE”

Music fills the room  “ Eye of the Tiger “  by Survivor and the lights flood on me,  Brandybee,  in my gold and black hooded shiny boxers robe, a bold Bee embroidered on the back. I raise my arm, acknowledging the crowd.

Raspberry from the pudding mixture  fragrances the air all around.

I walk to my corner of the pit.  Tight  is acting as my sponge man in my corner.

The crowd cheers the support for the up and coming wrestling match.

Lovers voice continues as the intro music finishes and the crowds cheers die down a little ...”  Brandybee  is  9 stone 4lb  ( about 130 pounds ). She is the owner of the AB&G here and likes a bit of spanking, vibrating eggs, bossing her staff around and stealing cowboy hats ... lets give her a big hand “ 

 The crowd claps & cheers and I glare at Lover for his cheeky introduction.

I  stand in front of Tight and he takes off  my robe.

I stand in a skimpy baby blue bikini  with yellow and black bees  on.  The top barely covers  my ample bosom and the bottoms  consisting of two triangles attached together by tied bows on the sides. My gingery brown hair tied in a pony tail & my feet are bare.

The men whistle and cheer their approval at my attire & delectable body.

As the melee dies down down a bit,  Lover  announces

“AND  STONE.  “

 I emerge in my forest green and black shiny robe, a large emblem of a little oak tree embroidered on my back.  The  intro music fills the air  “ Cowboys From Hell by Pantera “  The lights shine on me. I also raise my hand acknowledging the crowd and my  supporters as I make my way to my corner of the pit.  Jayc  is acting in my corner.  Cheers & whistles erupt from the audience.

I  point at Brandybee  mouthing  “ You are mine”

Brandy grins back extending her right arm outright  & with her flattened palm,  bends  all 4 fingers to a 90 degree angle  3 times towards Stone  in a gesture of  “  Come on, Bring it on girl”

The crowds cheer louder at the ladies show of challenge & defiance to each other.

Lover  continues over the mic  “  Stone is 9 stone dead  ( about 126lb ). She works behind the bar at the AB&G and likes lots of anal and oral sex,  collecting gnomes,  chasing dwarves  and ordering Jayc about...  another big hand  for ... Stone ”  The crowd cheers again.

 Stone gasps at Lovers announcement  and looks at Jayc to see if he’s responsible for it but he just shrugs and grins.

Then Jayc removes my  hooded robe. The cheers and whistles  go wilder and louder.  I stand  in a black and pale green lacy basque, matching panties, stockings & suspenders. My dark black hair also tied in a pony tail and  am shoeless. 

Jayc  looks stunned.  He is blown away by my sexy clothing and toned and fit body.  Some of the other guys in the audience seem to be appreciative too.

Covems is acting as referee and to the delight of the crowd and for his own pleasure, runs his hands over each lady , slowly feeling their curves to ensure no hidden weapons, even pulling their tops & bottoms outwards to inspect what lies beneath.

 Stone & I smile at him as he winks his admiration and gives us the all clear.

“Now ladies, the rules are simple,  no biting or gouging. The winner is the first to be pinned down by their shoulders to the floor to the count of three. Do you agree?”  Covems states with authority.

Both of us nod our agreement. 

“ I do the counting and my decision is final. “   We both nod again.

 The crowd  cheers as  Stone & I shake  hands and return to our corners before looking at each other waiting for Covems .  He looks at the crowd and then  the two of us ,  letting the anticipation build,  and ...  then...  he announces    “ Let the contest begin....”

 Stone  & I grin at each other, circling slowly, feeling the pudding squelchy and messy between our  toes and ankles.  It’s colder than our body temperatures.  Goose bumps appear on our skin and our nipples harden and protrude from our sexy boob coverings, much to the delight of the guys in the crowd.

Stone picks up a handful of the creamy raspberry mix,  sniffing it. It smells delightful  - of raspberries, and baby oil and edible. It squelches pleasantly in her fingers.

 She picks up some more of the glob and hurls it at me. It smacks me on the neck and I shudder at the sudden coldness there.  And then, it starts to slowly trickle and trail  down to my  left breast & cleavage causing further shivers  down the length of  my body.

It’s the start of the Challenge and my eyes light up in defiance.

 I  stroll to meet Stone in the centre of the pit and grab the front of Stone’s basque, tugging it suddenly,  partially tearing the lacy top  so Stone’s  creamy white breasts spill out.  Her round curvy tities , with peaked nipples bared for all to see.

 I pick up some pudding in both hands and proceeds to  massage & rub the cold mixture into both of  Stone’s breasts whilst staring her in the eyes. 

The guys cheer wildly and whistle at their first sight of  Stone’s beautiful  orbs,  looking very sexy in her ripped basque and gasping as I  take  the liberty of touching and groping them so blatantly in answer to Stone’s first assault.

Stone stands there in shock at my  response to her  casting the first throw.

The messy  creamy raspberry liquid cold on her chest and then warming as my  hands cup & squeeze her.  The pink mess partially covering her and making her breasts slimy and shiny in the light.

The sight of the two women standing in the centre of the pit, one groping the others tits with the slimy pink grunge exciting to the watching audience & intrigued  by what Stones reaction might be ...

Shocked at the coldness on my breasts, I stand a few minutes at Brandy’s fondling and stare at her, She licks her lips in a sexually insulting way and I gasp in surprise. Yet in those minutes, I picture Jayc in her place, a memory of a similar oiling...mmmm ....

I realise the reality of the situation and bring myself back from the unexpected sexual thrill. 

Using my  self - defence experience , I grab her head and arms quickly in a head lock, bending her double and in the same swift movement walk her backwards to the edge of the pit, the walls just above knee height. I  trap her legs from bending , with me  standing solidly in front of her. Her ass presented to the crowd on the side lines. She struggles but for the moment is held fast & unable to see the people crowded there.

Hentaiboy  is in front of her ass, and I can see him looking and grinning. I know what he wants to do.

I grin back and nod my head for him to do it. He needs no further encouragement and he slowly and seductively takes Brandy’s bikini bottoms down to  just  above her knees. Brandy’s bottom bare for all to see.

 The crowd go wild at  the sight of her white rounded cheeks.  Hentai  picks up some pudding and rubs it seductively into the skin of her bottom,  squeezing and fondling till her cheeks are fully covered in a glistening film.

“Who wants to smack her ass?”   I shout, enjoying the moment and I feel  Brandy gasp and struggle in vain.

Tango  steps up and rubs his hands together  in a flourish, grinning, more to encourage the crowd’s involvement & cheering.

He  reaches down kissing her ass as he picks up some pudding out of the pit.  He massages and fondles more pudding into  Brandy’s backside and  then smacks her ass semi hard. The thwack sound quite loud. Brandy groans as she feels the sting and the skin on her butt slowly reddens with his hand print.

He sets off a pattern of behaviour  from willing participants who follow his lead. A line of guys soon appear  to admire & kiss her ass, have a good grope rubbing the pudding in and  then giving her a nice spank.  Each one cheered & counted by the crowd....

I feel the stinging slaps on my ass as the unseen men take advantage of kissing, groping and then slapping my bare bottom... each counted by the crowd ....  9..... 10 ... 11 .... 12

I struggle to loosen Stone’s death grip, knowing she is loving every minute of the situation. This is after all  Stone’s  payback  for  getting her involved in the capturing of Bear and then his mentally terrifying revenge on her.

My head and arms are stuck fast in her  strong body lock. She learnt well at her self defence lessons ,and holding me against the pit walls like that prevents me from bending or sitting down to reposition myself for advantage.

The mass spanks & massaging of my cheeks continue which , if I truly admit , are sexually thrilling & quite pleasant but my bare ass is starting to get very red and a little sore.

One of the participants then makes an unexpected move and after his turn in the mass spanking line, he decides, he wants to grope Stone’s tities too.  He cops a great feel of her breasts which takes her totally by surprise. She gasps and loosens her grip which gives me the opportunity  to surge forward.

To the delight of the crowd, Stone loses her balance and we both crash onto the floor of the pudding pit, sinking into the pink goo.
 
My breasts embed between her legs, my red ass , and  bikini bottoms  partially above the pudding in view , my legs hidden underneath it.  Stone is almost completely emerged being underneath me, face up.

She manages to rise out of the goo, gasping for breath. The pink mess clinging in gollops on  both our bodies  and hair. It slowly drips and gloops down our bodies.  We are covered in a shiny, gloopy pink sheen.

It wets our skin and clothing and shows the outline of our bodies, leaving very little to the imagination.

 The crowd cheers liking what they see.  Two women covered in sweet smelling pudding,  breasts and contours  on show for their enjoyment.

I look down to realise, in the struggle, my breasts had slipped out of my  bikini top.  I re-adjust it quickly and kneel to pull up my bottoms only to find a bow undone and no time to fasten it. Bikini bottoms hang from one thigh.

 “ Looks like my ass and pussy will be on show to the crowds, the only covering being the pink pudding” I muse.

The audience realise it too and they cheer as they glimpse my pussy & breasts for the first time.

We both need a moment to catch our breath.

I recover first  & realise Stone was winded by the fall. I take advantage sitting astride her and attempt to hold her shoulders down ...
I hear Covems voice  “  1, 2....

At Covems voice,  I  realise the seriousness of my situation and buck wildly , lifting my legs to go around Brandy’s body. The unexpected move dislodges  her just in time for the count. 

I force Brandy to the floor facing me , my legs still around her waist and I sit up partially , laughing at the shock on her face.

My breasts are still bared covered in pudding and I know my basque is beyond repair.  I yank Brandy’s top off and throw it into the crowd,  payback in kind.  Brandy’s tits bared now too, but a little cleaner of the pink pudding.

I grin, thinking, “that will soon change.”

Brandy manages to slide out of my leg grip. The pudding is making both our bodies very slippery.

We wrestle together on our knees, pushing and pulling for advantage. We are evenly matched in the fitness and weight stakes. Our breasts heave, grind and wobble with our exertions.

Brandy  suddenly  goes for a rib tickle which sends my concentration haywire and I end up underneath her , giggling.

I am face up and weak from laughter. She is sitting on my genitals, facing my feet,  and I hear the crowd cheering again as she removes my stockings one by one, throwing them into the crowd.  My suspenders will now hang useless on my upper thighs.

She makes a move to pin me down again for the count but I wriggle out of it.

In the movement, I manage to grab hold of Brandy’s hanging bikini bottoms and whip them off. I fling them wildly, not sure if they land in the pudding pit or as a souvenir  for a crowd member.

Brandy is now totally naked  & the crowd , whistle & cheer  their appreciation. We grapple each other again....

My naked body glistens with pudding in the lighting as Stone and I grapple for an advantage over each other.

The pudding very slippery .  Our bodies grind  and rub against each other in the process, causing us both to moan and groan with our efforts and at the shock of intimate parts, touching intimate parts.

Both of us are very slimy now writhing in the pudding on top of each other.

At one point, my face is buried in Stone’s breasts  and  then she manages to lean over and spank my bare bottom a couple of times, still , a little tender and red from the mass spanking.  The crowd only cheer to encourage her more.

I go for another rib tickle which seems a weakness of hers. She flinches and giggles in reaction and I immediately tear her panties from her body. She is almost as naked as me now, except for her torn basque. I throw the panties to the noisy crowd.

As we wrestle with each other, I tear covertly at her basque, ripping it little by little until it is  nothing more than a hanging nuisance for her.

 In frustration , she eventually realises  it has served its purpose  and rips the remaining shreds from her body and that too is flung into the crowd.   

Two naked , pudding covered woman now wrestling to win the other.

Bodies glistening and slippery, grinding and writhing, breasts are heaving and rocking, bottoms  are thrusting and wiggling with their concerted efforts.

 The crowd seeing and admiring every curve and crevice of their bodies as they wrestle. Each lady determined to beat the other....

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Ok, this is where you in the bar decides who wins lol.  If you think Brandy should win, Then take a bottle of house wine to Tight in Brandy’s corner.

If you think Stone should win, Take a bottle to Jayc in Stone’s corner.

The one with the most bottles  wins the wrestling and a post will be completed accordingly by the elected winner .  Stone or I could not decide,  so thought you could for us... and of course we, get drunk for free afterwards in celebration, lol

BRANDYBEE  BOTTLES                                                                            STONE  BOTTLES

Tangoracer  1                                                                                          Ssgt         1
Tangojane   1                                                                                          Mrsexlover  1
LydiaRose    1                                                                                          HentaiBoy   1
HentaiBoy    1                                                                                          Jaz_Venice  1
Jay9           1                                                                                             Bear.           1
 Lover          1                                                                                            Mollie.       1      
Tight.          1                                                                                              JD.           1