Achat Weddings conducted by Shezawolf.

[Shezawolf]

Rogue and BeckyAnd

We have come together in the presence of God/Our Creator/Divine Spirit and these witnesses to join you, Rouge, and you, Becky, in holy matrimony. This is a special time of celebration that the two of you will long remember, and because of this, we are grateful to share in your joy.

Marriage is a serious commitment meant for your welfare and enjoyment. Marriage also offers each of you the opportunity to grow together as a couple and as unique individuals.

In each of you, God/Our Creator/The Divine Spirit has planted an idea of how you would like to be treated in a loving marriage. This idea is a seed of desire that requires each of you to give to the other in constant and consistent positive behavior that reflects your desired results.

Only then can these seeds, these ideas, come to fruition, womenifest in reality, and deliver abundantly. If these solemn vows which you are about to make are kept faithfully, your marriage will surely prosper in all the goodness you both desire.

Please face each other and join hands.

Becky, do you have something you would like to say to Rouge before we begin?

Rouge, do you have something you would like to say to Becky before we begin?

Rouge, do you take this women, Becky, to be your lawfully wedded Wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live?

rouge: I do.

Becky, do you take this women, rouge, to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor, respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live?

Becky: I do.

Your wedding rings are symbolic of your commitment to each other and your endless love for each other.

Rouge, please place your ring on Becky’s third finger of her left hand and repeat these words:

I Rouge,
give to you, Becky
this ring as a symbol
of my commitment
to love, honor, and respect you
with all that I am
always.

Becky, please place your ring on Rouges third finger of her left hand and repeat these words:

I Becky,
give to you, Rouge
this ring as a symbol
of my commitment
to love, honor, and respect you
with all that I am
always.

I pray with you now that Our Almighty and All-Loving God/Creator/Divine Spirit blesses your union as a loving sanctuary and that It guides you with Its perfect plan on your journey ahead so that you may fulfill your purposes on this Earth and thereafter.

I further pray with you that you always be considerate of each other, and remember to always turn to Our Creator in times of need, and to rejoice in It in celebrations of cherished moments and gratitude. What therefore God/Our Creator hath joined together, let no women put asunder. Amen

I now with divine blessings and the authority vested in me by the Sate of Louisiana, Achat Parish, joyfully pronounce you Husband and Wife.

You may kiss your Bride!

dinner menue is hog jowls ,black eyed peas,fried gator,hushpuppies,crawdads,broiled mullet,Gumbo,collards,and peach cobbler

music by The Louisianna inbred band

[Shezawolf]

Lynn75 and jcpleasure

Shezawolf: sets 12 guage on the tree

Lynn75: ty

BeckyAnd: ehehehe

charrua: lol

Shezawolf: ya ready?

jcpleasure: yes

charrua: no grabby feely g

charrua: it is a wedding

Mrgoodbar: grins

Lynn75: lol

Shezawolf: questions are answered yeap or nope

jcpleasure: lol

Hezawolf: smiles

Mrgoodbar: wait

Mrgoodbar: give me the rings

Shezawolf: yall answer the same question
jcpleasure: here

Mrgoodbar: thanks

Minni91: LOL

Rogue_: hehehehe

Lynn75: k

Shezawolf: ready

jcpleasure: yeap

Mrgoodbar: wait on V

Minni91: V not omig?

Lexi_F: here he comes

charrua: should heza be on this side?

Rogue_: welcome V

charrua: hi v

Lexi_F: yep, slide over heza

Vaughan: ty hi all

Lexi_F: nice

Minni91: looks good

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Hezawolf: hey V

BeckyAnd: He was rubbing Minni’s butt. yu interupted

Lynn75: lol

Minni91: shhhhh

jcpleasure: lmao

Rogue_: hehehehe

charrua: hehe

Minni91: was enjoyin tht

Shezawolf: ya’ll promya’llse to leave my apple cores and dya’llrty butter knya’llfes on the counter

jcpleasure: Yeap

Shezawolf: looks at lynn reaches fer the gun

BeckyAnd:

🙂

Hezawolf: chuckles
Shezawolf: yeap or nope

Lynn75: lol

Lynn75: yeah

Shezawolf: ya’ll promya’llse to overdraft the checkya’llng account

Lynn75: yep
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yep
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll promya’llse to complaya’lln about the kya’lltty lya’lltter
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll vow to encourage us to try new and strange thya’llngs
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: probbly did already

BeckyAnd: **stuffs some chew in my mouth

Minni91: bubble POP

Shezawolf: ya’ll vow to fya’llll your ‘ya’ll love you’ Bank every day
Lynn75: spits yeap
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll vow to never use a recya’llpe when fya’llxya’llng dya’llnner
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll vow to be the best parts of me that fya’llt perfectly wya’llth the best parts of you
Lynn75: yeap
jcpleasure: hell yeap
Minni91: *chuckles*

Shezawolf: Although ya’ll wya’llll be ya’llmperfect, ya’ll pledge to be sensya’lltya’llve and respectful of your unya’llque talents, abya’lllya’lltya’lles and quya’llrks
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams
Through our unya’llon we can accomplya’llsh more than ya’ll could alone
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll belya’lleve ya’lln you
ya’ll promya’llse to forget to stack the dya’llshes on the rya’llght and leave stagnant water ya’lln the sya’llnk

jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll promya’llse to always drya’llve the speed lya’llmya’llt, even on the freeway
Lynn75: yeap
jcpleasure: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll promya’llse to cuss loudly at vya’lldeo games
ya’ll vow to snuggle you as often as possya’llble
jcpleasure: hell yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll vow to make you really really laugh out loud
ya’ll vow to always try one bya’llte of any meal you create
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: hell yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll vow to be the best parts of me that fya’llt perfectly wya’llth the best parts of you
Lynn75: yeap
jcpleasure: hell yep

Shezawolf: Although ya’ll wya’llll be ya’llmperfect, ya’ll pledge to be sensya’lltya’llve and respectful of your unya’llque talents, abya’lllya’lltya’lles and quya’llrks
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: Through our unya’llon we can accomplya’llsh more than ya’ll could alone
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: ya’ll belya’lleve ya’lln you
jcpleasure: yeap
Lynn75: yeap

Shezawolf: i by the state if Alabama AChat i pronouce you bother n sister ,damn husband n wife

Rogue_: hahaha

jcpleasure: yeeeeehawwwwww

jade_kali: lol

BeckyAnd: Hoooooo Doggies Cons Grits or something along those lines

Mrgoodbar: hands JC his bread wrapper ring then hands Lyn hers

Lexi_F: woooohooooo!!

charrua: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynn75: yeehawwww

Hezawolf: congrasyou two

Rogue_: yaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooo

charrua: WOOT WOOT

Shezawolf: pot luck on da benchs

charrua: CONGRATULATIONS!

Vaughan: claps yehaw

Minni91: congrats u2

jcpleasure: thank ya’lllllll

Lynn75: ty

BeckyAnd: LOMG That was so cool Hehehehehe

Lexi_F: CONGRATS!

Shezawolf: music buy all homo gerbil band

Lynn75: ty

Rogue_: heheheheh

Mrgoodbar: CONGRATS YOU TOO

🙂

Vaughan: congratulations

Lynn75: lol
Minni91: gerbl

😀

Lynn75: ty all
Shezawolf: cingrats ya’ll

jcpleasure: thx jade
jade_kali: np

BeckyAnd: Congratulaions yu twpo

Lynn75: ty all for coming

Lynn75: me so happy

Shezawolf: dance be nekked n doesy dough

jcpleasure: lets eat

Mrgoodbar: lets get the four wheelers out boys

Minni91:

🙂

Lexi_F: nice vows there Sheza

🙂

Lynn75: mmmmm

BeckyAnd: Damn. Fricking funny ass wedding and I still cried hehehehehe

[Shezawolf]

KarlaTee and niccs

Minni91: taking pics

Shezawolf: brides maid?
KarlaTee: tessa?

Shezawolf: We are gathered here today in the face of this company, to join together Niccs and KarlaTee in matrimony; which is an honourable and solemn estate and therefore is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently and soberly.

Shezawolf: Into this estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace. Who gives this woman to be married to this woman?

Shezawolf: Niccs, do you take KarlaTee for your lawful wedded wife, to live in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love, honour, comfort, and cherish her from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto her for as long as you both shall live?

niccs: i do

Shezawolf: KarlaTee, do you take Niccs for your lawful wedded Wife, to live in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love, honour, comfort, and cherish him from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto him for as long as you both shall live?

KarlaTee: i will

Shezawolf: you can play a song if you want now

niccs: i niccs take the karla to be my wedded ife to have and to hlod from this day forth for better for worse for richer for poorter in sickness in health to love honour and cherish till death

I KarlaTee take thee Niccs to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health

KarlaTee: i karlate take thee niccs to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold fom this day forwrd,in sickness and heath to love honor and cherish til deah do us part

Shezawolf: hell tosses a ring to niccs
Minni91: lol

Shezawolf: May this ring be blessed so he who gives it and she who wears it may abide in peace, and continue in love until life’s end.
niccs: hehehe
KarlaTee: :****
Shezawolf: put it on her finger

Shezawolf: With this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment.

niccs: with this ring i thee wed .wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment

Shezawolf: May this ring be blessed so that she who gives it and she who wears it may abide in peace, and continue in love until life’s end.
Shezawolf: tosses karlaTees ring to her

KarlaTee: with this ring i thee wed. wer it as a symbol of our love and commitment

Shezawolf: May this couple be prepared to continue to give, be able to forgive and experience more and more joy with each passing day, with each passing year. Niccs and KarlaTee, are now beginning their married life together, we hope that they may have loving assistance from their family, the constant support of friends, and a long life with good health and everlasting love.

Shezawolf: In so much as Niccs and KarlaTee have consented to live forever together in wedlock, and have witnessed the same before this company, having given and pledged their troth, each to the other, and having declared same by the giving and receiving of a ring, I pronounce that they are Niccs and wife.

Shezawolf: You may now seal the promises you have made with each other with a kiss.
Shezawolf: kiss will ya

KarlaTee: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

KarlaTee:

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Shezawolf: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the loving couple
Mrs. and Mrs.niccs

Music by: The naked guy in the leopard chaps

[minni91]

JC AND LYNN WEDDING  (FRIDAY 10TH FEBRUARY)

[minni91]

NICCS AND KARLATEE WEDDING (SUNDAY 12TH FEBRUARY)

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