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  • #141860
    jayc
    Participant

    OK Brandy,

    You deserve a wager. My team the Chicago Bears are so bad the only offensive categories they lead the league in is nose and ear hair and body odor!!

    The spread is 7 point for the Bears, i will have to insist on at least 10

    HOW EVER………………….I will take the Cardinals over your mighty Sea Hawks  with the 8 point spread.

    So the choice is yours Miss Brandybee.

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    What say you Brandybee?  We await your answer.

    #141861
    Brandybee
    Participant

    mmm  Lets throw caution to the wind.    Lets have 2 bets,  1 on each game …

    1. Detroit at Chicago     I will take Detroit  and  Jayc & Stone of Chicago Bears .   

    2. Seattle at Arizona.    I have the faith in my SeaHawks.      Jayc & Stone to take the Arizona Cardinals.

    Are you up for a double challlenge ?   ;D ;D ;D    The bet is the same on each game separately.

    If I win ….
    I want the gimp mask on you both for a full 7 days, including in any rooms you secure  x 2
    I'll take control of your banner –  TO BE DECIDED.   
    Your Look – the gollam look- palest skin available –
    and clothes (No nudity)- 

    Jayc :

    The green and yellow check, zigzag hem cropped top, freeuser white shorts, black socks, yellow shoes, maybe the Golfers outfit or any combination that could be equally vile   ::) ::) ::)

    Stone :

    The strawberry Susy Shortcake  outfit, including the God Awful floppy hat and matching stockings with yellow shoes  or maybe any combination of outfits that could be equally vile.   😮 😮 😮

    on your game profile for a week or 2 weeks if I win both. 

    And in addition posts in the AB&G which can be negotiated to subject later on and could be with writers in any future or past wins I may have.  ( Writers protocol observed and with prior agreement )

    I will give you …  9 points for the Bears  game.
    and  match the 8 points for the Cardinal game.

    #141862
    jayc
    Participant

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    OK Brandy the big news here in the Windy City is Jay Cutler the Bears alleged franchise player has been benched for less than stellar playing of late. The fact that the Bears will be starting a new guy in the position…………….i must insist on  11 points for the bears/Lions game.

    As for the Sea Hawks/ Cardinals  game we are in agreement with the 8 points.

    we also agree to your terms for winning.

    If we win ….
    We want the gimp mask on you for a full 7 days, including in any rooms you secure  x 2 if two wins
    We take control of your banner –  TO BE DECIDED.   
    Your Look – the gollam look- palest skin available –
    and clothes (No nudity)- 

    The strawberry Susy Shortcake  outfit, including the God Awful floppy hat and matching stockings with yellow shoes  or maybe any combination of outfits that could be equally vile.   

    on your game profile for a week or 2 weeks if we win both games. 

    A date with the guy who wins the highest place in the Christmas ugliest sweater contest (barring Jayc of course ) in the AB&G as voted for by Forum

    And in addition a post here or in the AB&G about that said date.

    What say you, Brandybee?

    #141863
    Brandybee
    Participant

    I have confidence in my SeaHawks ..  what the hell… I agree to your terms with a little add on as I now seem to be up for auction again lol… which will of course, cost you dear. 

    1  bet on each game …

    1. Detroit at Chicago     I will take Detroit   and  Jayc & Stone of Chicago Bears .   

    2. Seattle at Arizona.    I have the faith in my SeaHawks.      Jayc & Stone to take the Arizona Cardinals.

    The bet is the same on each game separately.

    If I win ….
    I want the gimp mask on you both for a full 7 days, including in any rooms you secure.  14 days, if I win both games.
    I'll take control of your banner –  TO BE DECIDED.   
    Your Look – the gollam look- palest skin available –
    and clothes (No nudity)- 

    Jayc :

    The green and yellow check, zigzag hem cropped top, freeuser white shorts, black socks, yellow shoes, maybe the Golfers outfit or any combination that could be equally vile   ::) ::) ::)

    Stone :

    The strawberry Susy Shortcake  outfit, including the God Awful floppy hat and matching stockings with yellow shoes  or maybe any combination of outfits that could be equally vile.   😮 😮 😮

    on your game profile for a week or 2 weeks if I win both. 

    And in addition posts in the AB&G which can be negotiated to subject later on and could be with writers in any future or past wins I may have.  ( Writers protocol observed and with prior agreement )
    To include taking a full part,  including an indefinite amount of posts, for a storyline in the AB&G of a story yet to be determined. (I may use you both separately LOL )

    I will give you …  11 points for the Bears  game.
    and  match the 8 points for the Cardinal game.

    If YOU two win ….
    We want the gimp mask on you for a full 7 days, including in any rooms you secure  x 2 if two wins
    We take control of your banner –  TO BE DECIDED.   
    Your Look – the gollam look- palest skin available –
    and clothes (No nudity)- 

    The strawberry Susy Shortcake  outfit, including the God Awful floppy hat and matching stockings with yellow shoes  or maybe any combination of outfits that could be equally vile.   

    on your game profile for a week or 2 weeks if we win both games. 

    A date with the guy who wins the highest place in the Christmas ugliest sweater contest (barring Jayc of course ) in the AB&G as voted for by Forum

    And in addition a post here or in the AB&G about that said date.

    Bring it on GO SEAHAWKS GO      GO DETROIT GO

    #141864
    jayc
    Participant

    Detroit Lions 20  Chicago Bears 14 + 11 = 25  

    Stone and Jayc win wager #1

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    Tonight……………WE DEFEAT THE SEA HAWKS!!!!

    #141865
    Brandybee
    Participant

    Detroit Lions 20  Chicago Bears 14 + 11 = 25

    Smacking my forehead – I lose that one.  😮
    Damn, I knew I should have gone lower on those points  LOL  Well played Hyperion.  I will be changing my look shortly. Tell me my banner  :P and the date and post I have to do  ::)

    However ….    SEATTLE SEAHAWKS  35  –  6  ( + 8 =  14 )  ARIZONA CARDINALS 

    I  WIN

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    I want the gimp mask on you both for a full 7 days, including in any rooms you secure & freeuser glasses
    I'll take control of your banner – BRANDYBEE's BITCH. I LOVE COLD INVITES.   
    Your Look – the gollam look- palest skin available –
    and clothes (No nudity)-

    Jayc :

    The green and yellow check, zigzag hem cropped top, freeuser white shorts, black socks, yellow shoes.

    Stone :

    The strawberry Susy Shortcake  outfit, including the God Awful floppy hat and matching stockings with yellow shoes

    Plus you both owe me story posts in the AB&G.  I will be in touch  ;D ;D ;D

    #141866
    Bear
    Participant

    LOL… and I was being called Dr. Evil….

    The evil female genius makes me proud enough to dance.

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    Stone… fear the plot afoot.

    #141867
    Brandybee
    Participant

    M wah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa  (evil female genius laugh )

    Proud enough to dance in one of these 

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    and I can get you discount with some

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    #141868
    jayc
    Participant

    This weeks Games……………..Last week of the regular season

    Browns at Ravens, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Chargers at Chiefs, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Jets at Dolphins, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Bears at Vikings, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Eagles at Giants, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Saints at Buccaneers, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Colts at Titans, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Cowboys at Redskins, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Jaguars at Texans, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Bills at Patriots, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Panthers at Falcons, 4:25 p.m. (CBS)
    Lions at Packers, 4:25 p.m. (FOX)
    Raiders at Broncos, 4:25 p.m. (CBS)
    Cardinals at 49ers, 4:25 p.m. (FOX)
    Rams at Seahawks, 4:25 p.m. (FOX)
    Bengals at Steelers, 8:30 p.m. (NBC)

    POINT SPREAD

    NFL Point Spreads For Week 17 – Week Seventeen NFL Football Point Spread – NFL Spreads 12/28, 2014
    Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
    12/28 1:00 ET At Green Bay -7.5 Detroit
    12/28 1:00 ET At Houston -10 Jacksonville
    12/28 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -3 Cincinnati
    12/28 1:00 ET Indianapolis -6.5 At Tennessee
    12/28 1:00 ET At Baltimore -8.5 Cleveland
    12/28 1:00 ET At New England -3.5 Buffalo
    12/28 1:00 ET At Miami -5.5 NY Jets
    12/28 1:00 ET At Atlanta -4 Carolina
    12/28 1:00 ET At Minnesota -7 Chicago
    12/28 1:00 ET At Kansas City -2.5 San Diego
    12/28 1:00 ET At NY Giants -2.5 Philadelphia
    12/28 1:00 ET Dallas -6.5 At Washington
    12/28 1:00 ET New Orleans -4 At Tampa Bay
    12/28 4:25 ET At Seattle -12.5 St. Louis
    12/28 4:25 ET At San Francisco -6 Arizona
    12/28 4:25 ET At Denver -14 Oakland

    Playoff Picture

    AFC

    PATRIOTS (clinched AFC East and home-field advantage) vs. Bills

    COLTS (clinched AFC South)

    Cannot clinch first-round bye
    BRONCOS (clinched AFC West) vs. Raiders

    Clinch first-round bye with  1) win/tie 2) Bengals loss 3) Bengals tie + Colts loss
    BENGALS (clinched playoff berth) at Steelers

    Clinch AFC North with win/tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win + Broncos loss/tie 2) tie + Broncos loss + Colts loss/tie
    STEELERS (clinched playoff berth) vs. Bengals

    Clinch AFC North with win
    CHARGERS at Chiefs

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win 2) tie + Ravens loss/tie
    RAVENS vs. Browns

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win + Chargers loss/tie 2) tie + Chargers loss
    CHIEFS vs. Chargers

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win + Ravens loss + Texans loss/tie
    TEXANS vs. Jaguars

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win + Ravens loss + Chargers loss
    NFC

    COWBOYS (clinched NFC East) at Redskins

    Clinch home-field advantage with win + Cardinals loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie + Cardinals loss/tie 2) win + Packers/Lions tie 3) tie + Seahawks loss + Cardinals loss 4) tie + Seahawks tie + Cardinals loss/tie + no tie in Packers/Lions game
    LIONS (clinched playoff berth) at Packers

    Clinch NFC North with win/tie
    Clinch home-field advantage with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie + Cardinals loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss + Cardinals loss + Cowboys loss/tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win 2) tie + Cowboys loss/tie 3)    tie + Seahawks loss + Cardinals loss
    PACKERS (clinched playoff berth) vs. Lions

    Clinch NFC North and first-round bye with win
    Clinch home-field advantage with win + Seahawks loss/tie
    SEAHAWKS (clinched playoff berth) vs. Rams

    Clinch NFC West with 1) win 2) tie + Cardinals loss/tie 3) Cardinals loss
    Clinch home-field advantage with 1) win + no tie in Packers/Lions game 2) win + Cowboys loss/tie 3) tie + Cardinals loss/tie + Cowboys loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win 2) tie + Cardinals loss/tie + Cowboys loss 3) tie + Cardinals loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    CARDINALS (clinched playoff berth) at 49ers

    Clinch NFC West with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss
    Clinch home-field advantage with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie + Packers loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss + Cowboys loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss + Cowboys loss/tie 3) tie + Seahawks loss + Packers/Lions tie
    PANTHERS at Falcons

    Clinch NFC South with win/tie
    FALCONS vs. Panthers

    Clinch NFC South with win

    #141869
    AusWoody
    Participant

    Children here is an object lesson for you all, on the evil of GAMBLING :(

    first we have the queen mod herself  Brandybee

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    and next is her sister in crime  Ms Stone

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    And finally we have the ringleader the EVIL Mr JayC, who seduces innocents into gambling

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    i want all you children to remember what these people are reduced to wearing because
    they were seduced by the GAMBLING BUG

    so resist the temptation to Gamble  and you will never have to look as hideous as these three culprits

    (it even worse than having to wear a Christmas Jumper, but don't tell stone i said that ok)

    #141870
    Brandybee
    Participant

    Watch out Daddy Oz,  I just might catch you next  😮

    Want a wager with The Rams ?

    My SeaHawks  are waiting …  or you all noise on that bike  ;D ;D ;D ;D

    #141871
    AusWoody
    Participant

    now thats just plain nasty

    what sort of bet did you have in mind?

    clothing optional?

    #141872
    Brandybee
    Participant

    St Louis Rams are playing the Seattle Seahawks.

    Chuckling,  I'm not nasty,  just wicked …

    Lets play for profiles and banners,  a post in the AB&G  and a massage.  ;D

    You up for a flutter?  :-*

    #141873
    AusWoody
    Participant

    hmmm so you are  willing to cede  15  points my way  then i will accept your bet


    now i have to work out  what your banner should say,
    what i will make you wear
    and the  plot of your  story in the A B&G

    the massage  well that sort of takes care of itself,

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    gotta love a happy ending :)

    #141874
    Brandybee
    Participant

    15 points is pushing it BikerBoy …    I'll give you 12 like the spreader says  lol

    Make your plans …  be funnier when I get you gollamed and bitched up  lol

    See even Harley's know The SeaHawks reign supreme

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