… and they are, just a couple of hours before the post office people go on strike and one of the strikers gets so mad because his pee break has been cut from 30 minutes to 29 minutes that he decides to take it out (literally) on your xmas cards so all the names and addresses are smudged and when eventually they do go back to work no one knows where they are to go so they flush them down the toilet (to add insult to injury).
*smirks.* You rebel you. Maybe on another forum Concerto.
You get your wish amigo. You open your eyes to find you're inside Dixie. Dixie L. Williams that is, from down the street. I hope you used a condom, because I've heard she's been around. :
You do,… it is a one eyed, three legged, mangy and suffers from delusional pride of its forefathers having won the Iditarod. while having achieved nothing on its own. It tend to snap at people who point this fact out. (Never give a quackerbacker a chance to put down the huskies/// American football reference for you Europeans)
I wish the rains have already passed and sunny days lie ahead.
You get an inspiring idea which is so great, that you cant stop writing. Your post is more than 6 pages long and everybody is amazed reading it. But also scared, as nobody ever will do a great post like this – they all stop writing and the thread is dying.