Forum Game. Corrupt a Wish

[hentaiboy69]

Oh, thats no problem as long as they win

You get an inspiring idea which is so great, that you cant stop writing. Your post is more than 6 pages long and everybody is amazed reading it. But also scared, as nobody ever will do a great post like this – they all stop writing and the thread is dying.

I wish i could see The Beatles live

problem solved! 

[sexilicious]

You will but it is on tv and was a very old episode of them and the film was taped over so you only saw the first minute.

I wish I had a ton of animals

[hukk]

You receive a carton of animal crackers with all sorts of little critters.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[sexilicious]

you get everything in the world from all the wishes but you lose your closest friends because of your selfishness and the so called friends you have just want the material things you possess.

I wish I had a guy in my bed.

[Stone]

You  do and he makes amazing love to you, you are besotted but as he drifts off into sleep , you find out he snores like an elephant and worst, he is a game keeper who has to cull animals …  Maybe he is not so perfect after all and now you have a moral dilemma …  To keep or to kick…

I wish my man  to have lots of supplies of shy girls  for the weekend 

[mrsexlover]

He does, in fact he gets so much shy girls to open up to him, he never is going to get time to get back to you, and with the things those girls like to do with him now that he cured their shyness, he completly forget about you and you are left alone.

I wish i could help a close friend more

[hukk]

*puts hand on shoulder*

And you shall my friend. 

I wish I wasn't a smart ass all the time.

[Brandybee]

It is … so I kick it   

But offer you my hand after and a nice cup of tea.

I wish that mrsexlover  knew that shygirls are in fact some kind of  yank chocolate    or maybe he did, 

[hukk]

My butt  . At least I got tea afterwords.

He now fully understands that shygirls are a kind American chocolate. He stares at you blankly and asks..”Why couldn't you wish for something more beneficial for me, like infinite power?” He sulks around and eats his shygirls…very much sad.

I wish for my own planet.

[sexilicious]

you do but you are all alone there and that atmosphere causes raging horniness that is never cured cause your planet lost all sex toys and no girls to ease your suffering

I wish my guy wasn't so busy so he could be with me

[hukk]

He isn't busy today. He whispers into your ear..”Are you ready to play…?”

You nod, biting your lips.

“Lets play….MONOPOLY!” he shouts.

You spend all day playing Monopoly.

I wish I could play monopoly right about now.

[sexilicious]

playing monopoly would be better than nothing with him

you play monopoly all day long with the snow blazing around outside but when you stop and go to fix something warm to eat you find out the appliances don't work and you don't get to eat all day long cause can't risk spoiling your food in the fridge

[hukk]

playing monopoly would be better than nothing with him

I gotta do a better job at corrupting wishes. 

I wish sexi had wished for something.

[Bear]

and she gets the Bear… or the Bear gets her… depends on your viewpoint… hehe…

I wish for a moonlight row with a special lady.

[mrsexlover]

You get to row with your special lady, but what you did not know is that the rowing boat has a leak and now you are in the middle of the lake. As the gentleman you are you gave both rowing oars to your special lady so she can stay afloat and reach solid ground. unfortunately the coast is to far for you and you drown.

I wish people here would not use local things like “shygirls”, so the rest of the world would understand what they where talking about.

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