Forum Game. Corrupt a Wish

[zoerink]

I like animals, and i would like to have your work for one day… but im so far to do that, so you will have to work today, sorry… 

I wish someone living close to Sexi and work for her today

[tangoracer]

I a flash your at the zoo and give a big shovel you have to go and clear up after the elephants But sexi is nowhere to be found

I wish I was in Italy right now Knocking on some ones front door 

[sexilicious]

The door opens and oops you had the wrong address. It is an old man with a big beer belly and he is hard of hearing so he keeps saying “What you want sonny”

I wish someone jumped through to cuddle with me to get me warm

[zoerink]

Well… i am going to jump to cuddle you Sexi.. the problem is that the distance i can take in a jump is not enought to cross the Atlantic ocean… and i will go into the ocean and take a cold.

I wish to hug a nice woman tonight.

[sexilicious]

you hug a nice woman but she ends up falling asleep and doesn't return any affection. Plus she snores so loudly that you have a hard time enjoying hugging her close.

I wish I had someone to cook for me

[zoerink]

Well… you will have someone to cook for you, but sudenly you open your eyes and see that youre in a restaurant, and you have to pay for it.

I wish someone cook for sexi for FREE, in a romantic dinner, with canddles and red wine.

[Brandybee]

I cook a wonderful meal for Sexi and send a message to her Master to arrive at a specific time at her home, its all candles, roses, red wine and handcuffs. But there's an emergency at the Zoo, she has to stay and misses her date. She will have to make it up to him and cook romantic meals for a whole week.

I wish my man would cook me a romantic meal  :-*

[zoerink]

Im not your man… just maybe your Zorro… and i start to cook for you a stunning meal, with fresh fish from sea, but a big storm dont let me sail to UK, and you have to dinner alone.

I wish a smile from the special one.

[Brandybee]

My tummy rumbles and I cuss that storm as I prepare my own meal.

I beam at the thought of you cooking me a meal 
Then the onions catch up, I'm chopping and my smile turns to tears  :'( :'( :'( :'(

I wish I was immune to onions.

[sexilicious]

You are immune to onions but you can not taste or smell anything

i wish i had an instant teleporter

[zoerink]

I cant corrupt this wish… sorry… i wish it too… and go to see you and take a coke with you

I wish the wish of Sexi.

[hukk]

Done. You receive a note. On it, it reads:

“I wish for a teleporter.”

You've received the wish of Sexi'. Congrats. 

I wish to kiss Jennifer Lawrence.

[sexilicious]

you get a kiss but after she knocks you flat on the ground with her arrow and you are unconscious so you don't feel it

I wish I had the best dream ever tonight

[Brandybee]

You do, its fabulous and without giving too much away entails pudding pits, naked bodies and you being an ultimate sex god.
It's so good, you don't wake up for 3 days , miss work and therefore lose out on money for xmas. I hope you can afford a turkey.

I wish I could keep time lines in the AB&G better  lol

[sexilicious]

you do but that is all you ever do to keep it straight. no more playing games or with those special people on here.

I wish I never had to worry about anything

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