Forum Game. Corrupt a Wish

[mrsexlover]

You get your romantic date, and the foreign country is England, and just as you have a picnic outdoors with the lovely girl, it starts to rain very hard. You're not used to this harsh weather so you catch a pneumonia and die soon after.

I wish i would race in the Dakar

[Anonymous]

You get your wish but whoever grants it doesn't realise that it has been run in South America since 2009 and you end up being not just the only person in the race but you get hijacked in Mauritania, which is why they moved it in the first place, and spend the rest of your days in a dank cell because no one will pay the ransome money.

I wish I get home to see mom and dad for Xmas.

[terric]

You do.  But on the plane ride you're seated next to a BFM (Big Fat Man) who's sweaty, smelly and snores for the entire flight!!

I wish Santa wouldn't cum so soon.

[hukk]

He doesn't cum quickly. He screws you all night long. Meanwhile, all the kids in the world miss Christmas, because he's busy screwing. Thanks Grinch.

I wish I had a light saber.

[mrsexlover]

You get your Light Saber, but then you meet your father who is on the dark side of the force and he cuts your hand off with his own light saber.

I wish a girl would come along to take a shower with me

[Brandybee]

She steps into the shower, it's Eva.  The water seeps into her circuits and you get a firework display of the wrong kind..

You run for cover and wonder if Covems did that on purpose.

I wish I knew the cure for pneumonia…

[Anonymous]

Do you have it? Pneumonia that is, not the cure.

You know the cure you just don't know how to apply that knowledge and nobody else is capable of understanding you when you explain it to them.

I wish my testicles hung symmetrically. (lol, did I say that out loud?)

[hukk]

(Yes you did.  ) You get it. Both balls dangle symmetrically in between your legs. As you walk however, you begin to realize your asymmetrical balls had an appealing quirky charm to them, that your current even balls lack. You reflect on how your old, flawed balls seemed genuine and true to yourself. Summation..you miss your uneven balls. 

I wish for a glass of water.

[mrsexlover]

You get your glass of water, but you did not realize you're still in a 3th world country and the glass you get is filled in that stream just up ahead. The same stream where the whole town has been washing and crapping in. Now you just wish you gave them more money so this village would have a waterpump.

I wish for daily bread

[Brandybee]

And forgive us our trespasses. God looks down at you and sees all your sinful behaviour , secretly he admires yours stamina, but he is god and you are naughty . He decides you have to earn your path to heaven, so makes you grow a beard and wear a sack robe to spread the Achat word.

May the force be with you.

I wish time differences weren't so bad.

[Anonymous]

You wake up one day to find out that the Planet has been reduced to only one time zone, but than the earth spins faster, days and nights are shorter, and you keep running all day to do tasks to survive without any time for fun..

I wish I could quit cigarettes

[Brandybee]

You do but are so damn grumpy, everyone you know sends you a pack. Your smile is restored and we all live happily ever after. 

I wish ….  everyone gets their special gift from Santa

[Lover]

Everyone gets a special gift..but Santa was drunken and confused the gifts..so everyone gets the wrong one

I wish i dont have to work on xmas

[Brandybee]

  You don't and have a lie in. I wake you up with a gift of anal beads …. I think Santa gave me your gift by accident 
You look relieved and

I wish I knew what gift you had received by accident 

[Lover]

I tell you and you notice its something what youre wishing for centuries

I wish we dont get snow this winter

[Author]

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