@ Miss Bluedenim… that's why I always carry a couple of dollars with me on my run. Part of my course goes through a small park, and if I should happen to stomp in some of the “unknown”, I immediately go buy a lottery ticket.
Term: step in shit
To experience a stroke of good fortune.
Past of Step in Shit: “Gaspar won the lottery — he really stepped in shit.”
source: Urban Dictionary
The guy in the 7 – 11 hates to see me come in… you never get it all off your shoe.
@ Miss Sexi… thank you for your joke. Your timing couldn't have been better, my daughter was looking for some jokes she could tell to a bunch of 8 year olds. She claimed that one right away.