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FUNNY AND CUTE HOLIDAY FINDS….(ENJOY
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Oh. My. God. Rofl. Not sure what to get your man for christmas, well this is an actual product.
The Willy Care Kit.
The Willy Care Kit is an extremely funny grooming set for the man who has everything! He may spend hours gelling his hair and using his 'man-products', but how long does he really spend making sure his crown jewels are kept in mint condition?! The Willy Care Kit will guarantee every part of your man looks sharp (perhaps this is a bad choice of words!) and tidy. After a quick spit and polish with the Willy Care Kit, he'll feel a criminal keeping it under wraps!The Willy Care Kit makes a super stocking filler, secret santa or Birthday gift! If your man likes to pamper and groom himself, then this is the novelty gift for him! Enough of the fancy glossing over – we'll spell it out for you – the Willy Care Kit is like a mini stylist for your man's bits and bobs! He'll be glancing smug in the Sprucing Mirror, shearing his hair into perfect shape with the Styling Shears, fluffing 'til he can fluff no more with the Fluffing Brush and donning his ding-dong with the elegant Evening Wear Willy Chain!
you really should check out the comments on amazon too. I'm simply laughing so hard I'm afraid I'm going to piss myself.
http://www.amazon.com/Box-GH-OT2008-Willy-Care-Kit/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=sr_1_1?tag=tmcave-20
Some of the responses ^
can't begin tell you how amazing this little kit is and how it's changed my life! Now, with just five minutes before those hectic business meetings, I can walk in and know that MY business is the tidiest and coolest-looking at that table. The sense of empowerment that it gives you is amazing! Knowing everyone else in the room has unruly and probably diseased junk puts me on my game better than a power tie!
This set of grooming tools is perfect when you need to rein in that errant foreskin. I only wish it came with some sutures as well, but hey, little bits of TP work for a guy's beard, and this isn't much different, right? Oh, and the fluffer brush lives up to it's name. It hard sometimes to remember to STOP grooming with those soft bristles … like little loving tongues…
The one caveat I have for this affordable and simply chic set is that there should be some sort of a warning about the special “evening wear” bracelet. It's so shiny and sparkly that it will seem a damn shame to keep it hidden in your tuxedo trousers. But do that. I know at the last (and I mean THE last) fancy dinner party I went to, I decided to allow the bracelet (and my business) free range to show off the dynamic facets and diamond(ette) studded glory that made me feel like a man of wealth and taste. Needless to say, I spent the night in the local constabulary, where Pedro and Shaquille were not nearly as impressed with my manhood's come-hither attitude. My community service ends next week and I then hope to start using the Willy Care Kit again as my secret weapon for success!
After many hours of experimentation and documentation, I have concluded that the trimming shears are for keeping the landing pad tidy and not for use on the helmet. Remember to remove the bracelet before the evenings activities get heated. While Bruce Banners shirts may tear away easily when he “Hulks” out, alas, this bracelet does not. 1 breakaway link was have saved me an embarrassing trip to the ER. Perhaps in Willy Care Kit 2.0 this will be a feature
It's as advertised so I guess the mistake was mine. It's not big enough to do the job. I thought I was getting a grooming kit for my beloved coyote friend, Wile. He's such a busy guy and never spends anything on himself, always work, work, work for that coyote. Shipping wasn't as fast as he was used to, either, but it was there in the two days promised and they wouldn't drop it at his home, just at his work place. I thought the medallion would look great on him but it's just a little bitty thing, might fit a road runner but I think it would choke a chicken.
I fancy myself as a man who has the world by the short and curlies and I want to look my best in pubic. The Willy Care Kit is my second most important package. The grooming sheers are nimble and precise, easily negotiating the tough to reach spots of my nether regions. The sprucing mirror and fluffing brush add panache and style. And if my lady and I are stepping out on the town or hitting a members only club, my evening wear gives me flair! Give that special man a leg up on the competition. Let him know you care with Willy Care!
OMG THESE RESPONSES ARE TOO FLIPPING FUNNY! MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BUY EVERY GUY I KNOW ONE JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY WILL SAY! LOL
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Who says you cant leave up your Halloween decorations up all year?
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