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[AusWoody]

[Anonymous]

[Pandorra]

[Momma_andrea]

HA 

[Anonymous]

8,5 cm are enough to make a woman happy
It is absolutely insignificant whether VISA or MASTERCARD can be seen

[minni91]

[Momma_andrea]

[Anonymous]

OMG

minge (Brit.) [sl.] [vulg.] die Fotze  Pl.: die Fotzen [sl.] [vulg.]

What a little translation Grammer typo can ring out
Don't let your business signs make in another language

Reminds me on a poster of a british Manager made out:” Come with us to the GAY PARIS ”

(( He was wondering why NO US SOLDIER wanted to sign up for that bus tour ))

The Ming dynasty was the ruling dynasty of China – then known as the Empire of the Great Ming – for 276 years (1368–1644) following the collapse of the Mongol-led Yuan dynasty. The Ming, described by some as “one of the greatest eras of orderly government and social stability in human history”,[attribution needed][2] was the last imperial dynasty in China ruled by ethnic Han Chinese. Although the primary capital of Beijing fell in 1644 to a rebellion led by Li Zicheng (who established the Shun dynasty, soon replaced by the Manchu-led Qing dynasty), regimes loyal to the Ming throne – collectively called the Southern Ming – survived until 1683.

[Momma_andrea]

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[AusWoody]

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HEY

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

WOW, you know Supergirl has a deep itch

[img]http://i.imgur.com/6ldUx3b.jpg?1[/img]

when she needs WW and Kryptonite to scratch it.

Sure hope those shackles didn't come from Walmart.

[AusWoody]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That's nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad's outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$150”
Man – “Sold.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a Wilson infielder's glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,”How much?”
Boy – “$350”
Man – “Highway robbery. Sold.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can't, I sold my ball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The boy says, “$500”
The father says, “That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now.”

[Anonymous]

What WILMA and BETTY are really doing
while FRED and BARNEY are out Bowling.

“oh baby”

[jayc]

A guy turns the tables  on a  Microsoft support scammer   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iHA3CMX6DI

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